As you can see I did my research pretty aggressively on this one…years of fucking digging thought the archives of her existence…interviewing people who know her…and her family…and fans…I didn’t even bother googling her instagram..because ultimately, I am a grown man and even posting on this is pathetic..
What I do know is that she’s from the UK, she host some shit called “I’m a Celebrity Get me Out of Here”….I don’t know anything about her or that show, I am not from the UK, and if I was I would probably be doing heroin with Gypsies in their caravans and not bothering watching garbage TV, that features very low level celebrities…
I just know she’s in a bikini and it’s hardly life changing, everyone wears bikinis, even my fat wife tries to wear bikinis, but I guess it’s just nice that her idea of a bikini is is changing out of her bikini, exposing more of her tit than if she was in a bikini, including her nipple, since she knows the paparazzi will post it and help get her press, all while distracting from her barrel shaped gut…in a country where the tabloids are huge, paparazzi still exists, and the sun doesn’t, so seeing their own with a real life tan is new enough, with or without nipple, since even the conservative UK is less nipple scared than America…
I’m glad there are some old timers, still pulling out tit for press, even when they are chubby…
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