I did it for Farrah Fawcett so it’s only fair that I do it for Michael Jackson so here’s your last chance to jerk off to Michael Jackson. I’m talking to you Macaulay Culkin.
From this day on it is just the sick memories you have of your first sexual experience, as well as his music, videos and movies, because after today, he’s gonna be pretty hard to reach, maybe a little “indisposed”.
And to the rest of you who have been hard for him all week – this shit’s for you. Now go watch the Memorial Service.
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