Not everything in life is sunshine, rainbows, lollipops and fucking dildos in 18 year old virgins….sometimes things suck….and sometimes things aren’t what you thought they were…and sometimes when people say “life’s short”…you think no it isn’t…it is long, drawn out and miserable…because life is about perception…so when some people look at Anne Hathaway, recently married, soon to be a mother..they see some babe they jerk off to from nerd movies….while I see nothing by an 80s lesbian on her way to go for a kayak…or whatever it is lesbians in the 80s did….and whatever it is that they did…it wasn’t ever hot….

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Anne Hathaway got married this weekend to some dude naed Adam Shulman…..

I am posting it cuz she’s onee of those actors nerds, virgins and losers believe they are dating in their second life that is their first life….you know in fantasy land that is magical and amazing while real life is socially awkward and lonely…

Which means a lot of you are furious…screaming at your computer screen, destroying the life sized model of her you made out of your own semen….

And that is hilarious.

You people never get over the fact that she is in movies, not the character in the movies, and that if you met her, in the rare as fuck chance that you met her, it’d probably not lead to you having sex or even having a conversation with her….where you exchange numbers and plan to talk again,.So I’m glad she’s forced you to get over her….

TO SEE: Anne Hathaway’s recently married pre-married awesome tits in a sex scene from LOVE & OTHER DRUGS with the one celebrity I’ve had a physical altercaton with who will remain nameless cuz he’s a fucking loser and his name is too hard to type….click the MORE button….NSFW…after the jump…touch your toes…

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THIS JUST IN – ANNE HATHAWAY’S DONE GONE BROKEN HER JERK OFF HAND…how’s she gonna give handies? Oh right…she’s not 15…and has a mouth, pussy and asshole to compensate and the truth is that she probably hasn’t used her hands for sexual purposes in years…she’s rich and has people for that….making this post a false alarm…I always waste your time…

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I posted some pics of Anne Hathaway in her bikini looking like a holocaust survivor….because she had to drop 25 pounds to play some poor as fuck woman who dies in Les Miserables….and getting skinny as fuck is all in the name of making millions of dollars a year to remember a couple of lines and live a spoiled life of luxury….something more girls should be offered….because it will lower the fat chick ratio and despite fat chicks being good at sucking dick thanks to their strong mouths from competitive eating against themselves as their sport of choice cuz it helps them deal with their problems….they are still disgusting to look at….while skinny chicks look so luxurious and lean…who need to be idols to our obese, lazy, youth that think being fat and proud is having a positive body image…even if it actually means death.

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Anne Hathaway is playing Fantine, some poor bitch in Les Miserables, who dies and leaves her Orphaned kid to fend for herself all motherless this mother day weekend…..like me….

Her daughter is the ever successful Amanda Seyfried who is everywhere playing Cosette and none of this French Revolution broadway musical shit matters…what matters is that being a poor dying hooker in the 19th century means Anne Hathaway, someone already not fat to begin with had to drop another 20 lbs, and I fucking love skinny girls….eating disorders, negative body images, 1% fat on their body, is fucking porn to me…

Maybe cuz I married obese, maybe cuz I am obese, maybe cuz I know it is some inner torment, or maybe cuz i like pelvic bones and toned stomachs….who cares she’s in a bikini…and at her hottest right now….

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Anne Hathaway is catwoman in some movie I am going to assume is the new batman….and this is her promo picture that I am posting to see how much traffic drops tomorrow after some of you virgin loser weirdos who visit the site actually die of excitement…you know staring and her photoshopped promo ass until your fucking mind explodes because this virgin loser comic book shit owns your fucking life and when hollywood integrates hot bitches into an otherwise pathetic life…shit goes fucking nuts…

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Anne Hathaway did some art fag looking photoshoot for Interview Magazine …it is the kind of shit that you’d expect to find in the text book of your film studies class…all dark and glamourous Film Noir shit and I don’t even know what film noir is…I just know it looks like this and I can’t masturbate to it cuz I’m not a virgina…What it comes down to is that I like her better when href=”http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2010/11/29/anne-hathaways-tits-jake-gyllenhaals-tiny-gay-penis-in-love-and-other-drugs-of-the-day” target=”_blank”> she is naked …

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This just in….Anne Hathaway looks better NAKED ….than in dresses at premieres and other bullshit….

I’d say that’s a pretty obvious observation on my part…and it is….but that’s just cuz I’m an obvious kind of guy who likes girls naked better than in clothes….

Call me crazy….but I’m pretty sure we’ve established that long ago…

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Since fanboys depressingly run the internet….here’s Anne Hathaway as catwoman….I don’t get off to women in superhero comic book spandex shit…in fact, I find it a weird fucking fetish…..you know virgins all masturbating as they act out some fantasy comic book they’ve had since they were friendless kids….but I prefer her Naked Tits….….call me weird….

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I snuck into a movie a few weeks ago because I like Anne Hathaway’s tits and hate Jake Gyllenhaal cuz he beats up girls I know and cries like a little bitch in some of the mose embarrassing gay shit I’ve ever witnessed from some pussy who claims he’s a man but was clearly a bitch…

So seeing someone I can’t stand, who annoys me and makes me want to murder touch tits I want to play with is just the kind of punishment I need to keep me going…

I figure why give yourself things you want or like when torture is far more exhilerating….I don’t deserve it.

Here she is in leggings…

Here she is in jeans….

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