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2010

05

Feb

Anne Hathaway Half Naked for GQ of the Day

It would be nice if I had big budgets and a brand name that celebrity pussy wanted to be associated with so badly that they get half naked, but I don’t. The celebrity pussy doesn’t know this site exists and the only photoshoot I ever orchestrated was a disaster that involved my dick in my wife and you make out anything from the small equipment to her gut and pubic hair…So instead I am forced to steal from other people who do….

Now here is Anne Hathaway, boring yet half naked and that’s good enough for me….

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2009

02

Jul

Anne Hathaway Doin’ Some Homely Shit of the Day

Here are some pictures of Anne Hathaway on her downtime lookin like she’s fuckin’ homeless and the only thing hot about that is trying to imagine if she’s allowed the rest of her to fade as much as her hair and face, because if she has, that pussy probably smells like some kind of wonderful, if some kind of wonderful to you is the smell of roadkill.

I once went to Shakepeare in the park and got escorted out by security even though it was a free show, I think it had something to do with me masturbating over my pants…

Posted in:Anne Hathaway|Tits

2009

02

Jun

Anne Hathaway and Her Tight Red Dress of the Day

Anne Hathaway wore a red dress because she was on her period. If you look closely, I bet you can see her tampon string, because unlike my wife, Anne Hathawa looks like a tampon girl, so whoever she’s fucking is missing out on emptying the bathroom garbage a few months later that you’re supposed to, only to have a bloody fucking maggot filled half-diaper land on the fucking floor, only to have your dog go crazy on the motherfucker, while you are in the other room trying to figure out just how to clean the shit up without having to touch it, only to come back to it spread around the fucking room, instead of being in the well contained package it was left in, and the only real salvation you have is that your wife is unhealthy and going to die soon, or at least not get her period anymore cuz she’s pushing 50.

Posted in:Anne Hathaway|Tight Dress

2008

05

Dec

Anne Hathaway and Her Flat Oscar Ass of the Day

Anne Hathaway may bore the shit out of me. I see a sloppy lookin flat assed chick who a lot of guys want to fuck becuase she reminds them of the librarian or some shit, but she’s slated to be nominated for an Oscar for some movie she played a drug addict in, a movie I will probably never see, because if I want to see boring, sloppy, flat assed chicks on drugs, I’ll take my business to the streets. It is the weekend and I shouldn’t be posting now, so I will stop.

Here’s some Anne Hathaway See Through Shirt Pictures With Band Aids on Her TIts from God Knows When…..

Posted in:Anne Hathaway|Flat Ass

2007

04

Sep

I am – Anne Hathaway is Boring and Pasty with a Bad Ass in a Bikini She's Already Worn of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Anne Hathaway wearing the same bathing suit she wore last month on some boat in St Tropez. It is safe to say that these are old and from her last boring non-sexual romp on the boat, but since they are making the rounds and dated for this past weekend I will post them. I know that celebs do not wear the same bikini twice, especially one as unflattering as this….but out of respect of the bikini manufacturers, I am am pretty sure no design or fabric out there could make Anne Hathaway look good…and I am not even talking about the color of her skin, because I am not a racist….

Reality is that I was always into hot chicks, but ended up with white chicks, I don’t know, maybe it is because I am Mexican and I know that Spanish girls are insane and get made and kill you in your sleep….and black girls can be hot but black guys don’t date them and go for fat blond chicks instead so I figure it’s best to stay away if their own community wants nothing to do with their vagina that either do I….and Asian girls are all small and tight bodied and built like teenage girls love serving their man but don’t seem to love serving fat Mexican dudes and I never really met many Natives, I don’t huff gas or hang out on Indian Reserves in my Teepee, but from what I understand they are all knocked up by the age of 15 so I just keep my distance, even though I love teenage pregnancy….Indian chicks and arab chicks I see just aren’t accessible, they are in lock-down with overbearing husbands and traditional clothing, behind the mask is often a pretty hot piece of ass, but getting under the silky fabric is almost impossible….and Jew chicks are good cuz before they get married, they like sucking dick, they learned it in summer camp and like to perfect it because they are so ambitious, but they have strong family values and have to stick with their own kind in some kind of rebuilding the empire after WWII way, they are also superficial and I was always too poor and too ugly to land that…so I stick to middle america, white bread bitches who are down on their luck and don’t mind some Mexican cock because their families don’t bother with them and men of their own kind are going for the higher quality version of them….Point of all this is to say that even if I like white chicks, this bitch is too fucking white and the fact that she’s been out on a boat in the sun for a month and still looks this fucking white, leads me to believe bitch has something seriously wrong with her….like Aids.


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2007

04

Sep

I am – Anne Hathaway is Boring and Pasty with a Bad Ass in a Bikini She’s Already Worn of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Anne Hathaway wearing the same bathing suit she wore last month on some boat in St Tropez. It is safe to say that these are old and from her last boring non-sexual romp on the boat, but since they are making the rounds and dated for this past weekend I will post them. I know that celebs do not wear the same bikini twice, especially one as unflattering as this….but out of respect of the bikini manufacturers, I am am pretty sure no design or fabric out there could make Anne Hathaway look good…and I am not even talking about the color of her skin, because I am not a racist….

Reality is that I was always into hot chicks, but ended up with white chicks, I don’t know, maybe it is because I am Mexican and I know that Spanish girls are insane and get made and kill you in your sleep….and black girls can be hot but black guys don’t date them and go for fat blond chicks instead so I figure it’s best to stay away if their own community wants nothing to do with their vagina that either do I….and Asian girls are all small and tight bodied and built like teenage girls love serving their man but don’t seem to love serving fat Mexican dudes and I never really met many Natives, I don’t huff gas or hang out on Indian Reserves in my Teepee, but from what I understand they are all knocked up by the age of 15 so I just keep my distance, even though I love teenage pregnancy….Indian chicks and arab chicks I see just aren’t accessible, they are in lock-down with overbearing husbands and traditional clothing, behind the mask is often a pretty hot piece of ass, but getting under the silky fabric is almost impossible….and Jew chicks are good cuz before they get married, they like sucking dick, they learned it in summer camp and like to perfect it because they are so ambitious, but they have strong family values and have to stick with their own kind in some kind of rebuilding the empire after WWII way, they are also superficial and I was always too poor and too ugly to land that…so I stick to middle america, white bread bitches who are down on their luck and don’t mind some Mexican cock because their families don’t bother with them and men of their own kind are going for the higher quality version of them….Point of all this is to say that even if I like white chicks, this bitch is too fucking white and the fact that she’s been out on a boat in the sun for a month and still looks this fucking white, leads me to believe bitch has something seriously wrong with her….like Aids.


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2007

15

Aug

I am – Anne Hathaway is Trying to Prove that she Isn’t Boring of the Day

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Yesterday I came across the pictures of Anne Hathaway and her lame boyfriend on some lame romantic getaway on some yacht that I would love to have a topless yacht party on and bitch was wearing a fucking bed sheet. Being a pervert, I couldn’t grasp what slut was doing wearing a bed sheet when spending all this money on having a good fucking time with her boyfriend. I figured if she wanted to stay covered up and frigid, she could just have stayed home alone with her cats, a good book and maybe even a couple pints of ice cream and some romantic comedies. But it turns out that I was wrong, which is usually the case or at least based on pretty much every experience of my life, it’s been the case and bitch is here showing us all how sexy and wild she can get.

Speaking of being wrong, I remember hanging out with the guys at the park a while ago and one of them was telling us all a story about how his friend used to jerk off with his other friend when they were in college. He said that they made a nightly event of it like playing a fucking Magic card tournament or whatever the fuck dudes who jerk off together in college do. They would throw on a porn and go at it to see who came the fastest, hardest and the most. I was pretty surprised by the story and thought it was as closet case faggot as you can get, but one of the other dudes who was with me said it wasn’t a big deal and that when he was in high school his dentist used to jerk him off and that he wasn’t gay. I don’t really know where I am going with this, but it turned out the dudes I thought were gay turned out that they weren’t and that was an example of being wrong.

I guess Anne Hathaway reminded me of this story because I think you’re probably jerking off with your buddy right now and here are the pictures of her licking dudes nipple, the picture of her lookin like she’s giving him a blowjob and pictures of her drinking, jet skiing and slutting it out. She may be doing it for the camera but who really gives a fuck because she’s in a bikini and I am pretty easy going when it comes to bitches in bikinis and I try not to look that far past trying to make out her vagina definition that the bikini’s making. I was under the impression that bitch had way bigger tits, but maybe it’s just the fact that she’s wearing her grandmother’s bikini from the 50s that’s keeping her junk in lockdown.


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2007

15

Aug

I am – Anne Hathaway is Trying to Prove that she Isn't Boring of the Day

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Yesterday I came across the pictures of Anne Hathaway and her lame boyfriend on some lame romantic getaway on some yacht that I would love to have a topless yacht party on and bitch was wearing a fucking bed sheet. Being a pervert, I couldn’t grasp what slut was doing wearing a bed sheet when spending all this money on having a good fucking time with her boyfriend. I figured if she wanted to stay covered up and frigid, she could just have stayed home alone with her cats, a good book and maybe even a couple pints of ice cream and some romantic comedies. But it turns out that I was wrong, which is usually the case or at least based on pretty much every experience of my life, it’s been the case and bitch is here showing us all how sexy and wild she can get.

Speaking of being wrong, I remember hanging out with the guys at the park a while ago and one of them was telling us all a story about how his friend used to jerk off with his other friend when they were in college. He said that they made a nightly event of it like playing a fucking Magic card tournament or whatever the fuck dudes who jerk off together in college do. They would throw on a porn and go at it to see who came the fastest, hardest and the most. I was pretty surprised by the story and thought it was as closet case faggot as you can get, but one of the other dudes who was with me said it wasn’t a big deal and that when he was in high school his dentist used to jerk him off and that he wasn’t gay. I don’t really know where I am going with this, but it turned out the dudes I thought were gay turned out that they weren’t and that was an example of being wrong.

I guess Anne Hathaway reminded me of this story because I think you’re probably jerking off with your buddy right now and here are the pictures of her licking dudes nipple, the picture of her lookin like she’s giving him a blowjob and pictures of her drinking, jet skiing and slutting it out. She may be doing it for the camera but who really gives a fuck because she’s in a bikini and I am pretty easy going when it comes to bitches in bikinis and I try not to look that far past trying to make out her vagina definition that the bikini’s making. I was under the impression that bitch had way bigger tits, but maybe it’s just the fact that she’s wearing her grandmother’s bikini from the 50s that’s keeping her junk in lockdown.


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2007

14

Aug

I am – Anne Hathaway’s Boobs and Boyfriend of the Day

When I was 5 I was best friends with my rich cousin Peter, who lived in a nice house because his Dad spent the day at work instead of sucking down scotch in the garage. I consider Peter rich because he had an illegal cleaning every day who brought along her 4 year-old kid, Julio. I invented a game that involved a girlfriend, boyfriend, and a dude washing the car. Since Julio was Mexican, he got to be my boyfriend.

So I filled my shirt with socks for boobs, told Peter to start washing the invisible car, sat Julio down in the driver’s seat and put my head in Julio’s lap (just like Mom and Dad), and that’s when the housekeeper appeared and started screaming some shit in Spanish. I don’t know what her deal was. Bitch snatched up Julio, so Peter and I just moved our party to his playroom. I picked up this fancy Fisher-Price singing-machine. There was brown liquid all over the back. It had to be chocolate because Peter was rich and rich people have chocolate. I licked it. It wasn’t chocolate.

Let me put it in terms you can understand: battery acid in your mouth is like poison ivy plus Eastern-European Super-Whore-Herpes all over your dick. After my aunt called a doctor, she had a pow-wow with that bitch housekeeper. The cunt sent me home that day, and every day after that, but I kept coming back. Because that’s what future hookers are like as kids: strays who will eat anything that looks like food, teach porno games to your kids, and molest the help.

I don’t know what Julio is doing these days, but I do know what Anne Hathaway is up to. She is living in a magical land of pretty fireworks and fancy clothes. Here she is on a boring date with her euro-trash boyfriend who is being sued for allegedly spending money from the charity he owns (and she is on the board of) on her and their ritzy Manhattan lifestyle, instead of on starving kids in Venezuela. Go ahead, throw your head back and laugh at the hungry poor people, eat some South American babies for supper, and then make out with your queef-faced swindler, cuz he’s the most exciting thing about you. She does have nice boobs though, i guess, i saw them in “Havoc.” Julio probably grew up to be like the gangbangers in “Havoc.”

Obediently yours,
Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)

Bonus – Anne Hathaway is Totally Unsexy on Her Romantic Getaway with her Jewish Boyfriend as She Kisses Him in Some Bed Sheet Dress….If I Was There, Bitch Would have to be Topless if She Wanted to Board My Ship…


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2007

14

Aug

I am – Anne Hathaway's Boobs and Boyfriend of the Day

When I was 5 I was best friends with my rich cousin Peter, who lived in a nice house because his Dad spent the day at work instead of sucking down scotch in the garage. I consider Peter rich because he had an illegal cleaning every day who brought along her 4 year-old kid, Julio. I invented a game that involved a girlfriend, boyfriend, and a dude washing the car. Since Julio was Mexican, he got to be my boyfriend.

So I filled my shirt with socks for boobs, told Peter to start washing the invisible car, sat Julio down in the driver’s seat and put my head in Julio’s lap (just like Mom and Dad), and that’s when the housekeeper appeared and started screaming some shit in Spanish. I don’t know what her deal was. Bitch snatched up Julio, so Peter and I just moved our party to his playroom. I picked up this fancy Fisher-Price singing-machine. There was brown liquid all over the back. It had to be chocolate because Peter was rich and rich people have chocolate. I licked it. It wasn’t chocolate.

Let me put it in terms you can understand: battery acid in your mouth is like poison ivy plus Eastern-European Super-Whore-Herpes all over your dick. After my aunt called a doctor, she had a pow-wow with that bitch housekeeper. The cunt sent me home that day, and every day after that, but I kept coming back. Because that’s what future hookers are like as kids: strays who will eat anything that looks like food, teach porno games to your kids, and molest the help.

I don’t know what Julio is doing these days, but I do know what Anne Hathaway is up to. She is living in a magical land of pretty fireworks and fancy clothes. Here she is on a boring date with her euro-trash boyfriend who is being sued for allegedly spending money from the charity he owns (and she is on the board of) on her and their ritzy Manhattan lifestyle, instead of on starving kids in Venezuela. Go ahead, throw your head back and laugh at the hungry poor people, eat some South American babies for supper, and then make out with your queef-faced swindler, cuz he’s the most exciting thing about you. She does have nice boobs though, i guess, i saw them in “Havoc.” Julio probably grew up to be like the gangbangers in “Havoc.”

Obediently yours,
Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)

Bonus – Anne Hathaway is Totally Unsexy on Her Romantic Getaway with her Jewish Boyfriend as She Kisses Him in Some Bed Sheet Dress….If I Was There, Bitch Would have to be Topless if She Wanted to Board My Ship…


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2007

24

Jul

I am – Anne Hathaway's Boring Cleavage of the Day

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Last night my friend dragged me to some pub filled with middle-aged men that probably earned their living painting and re-painting their mother’s apartment in Queens, maybe they tile her floor for extra pocket change also. This place did not have a single quality cock, which i guess was her plan because she needed a safe place to cry into her beers. My friend kept going on and on about how all the men in NYC are either hot bankers or hot poor artists, and all of them have one goal when it comes to women: fuck ’em and forget them. I have no problem with this, you see, because I am a slut. But I put on a sympathetic face because that’s the kind of friend I am. Secretly i wanted to kick her in the face for picking a dump where there was not one piece of ass to work something out with while she was in the bathroom fixing her running mascara. Bitch.

I went home drunk, horny, and pissed off. I took some ambien and mildly hallucinated to the dancing colors on my computer screen then went to bed, too tired to give the vibrator a round.

So yeah, last night sucked, and the only thing that has to do with this post featuring Anne Hathaway at Letterman last night is that a) her life doesn’t suck, and b) you’d probably like to suck on her nips. At least she took off that fucking “Devil Wears Prada” trench. We get it. You are now some sort of fashion icon. Damnit I need either a pound of prozac or a pound of gold right now. Here is your pound of Anne Hathaway’s cleavage.

Obediently yours,
Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)

EMAIL ME HERE


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2007

24

Jul

I am – Anne Hathaway’s Boring Cleavage of the Day

Anne Hathaway

Last night my friend dragged me to some pub filled with middle-aged men that probably earned their living painting and re-painting their mother’s apartment in Queens, maybe they tile her floor for extra pocket change also. This place did not have a single quality cock, which i guess was her plan because she needed a safe place to cry into her beers. My friend kept going on and on about how all the men in NYC are either hot bankers or hot poor artists, and all of them have one goal when it comes to women: fuck ’em and forget them. I have no problem with this, you see, because I am a slut. But I put on a sympathetic face because that’s the kind of friend I am. Secretly i wanted to kick her in the face for picking a dump where there was not one piece of ass to work something out with while she was in the bathroom fixing her running mascara. Bitch.

I went home drunk, horny, and pissed off. I took some ambien and mildly hallucinated to the dancing colors on my computer screen then went to bed, too tired to give the vibrator a round.

So yeah, last night sucked, and the only thing that has to do with this post featuring Anne Hathaway at Letterman last night is that a) her life doesn’t suck, and b) you’d probably like to suck on her nips. At least she took off that fucking “Devil Wears Prada” trench. We get it. You are now some sort of fashion icon. Damnit I need either a pound of prozac or a pound of gold right now. Here is your pound of Anne Hathaway’s cleavage.

Obediently yours,
Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)

EMAIL ME HERE


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