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2007

26

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Today has been an exciting day of not being allowed to vote because I am not on the voter’s list and only finding that out after waiting in line for over 45 minutes. Today has been about trying to get money from my wife to buy a cigar but not finding any in her purse, but I did find a lot of empty chocolate bar wrappers. Today has been about going trying to coordinate a bowling game with my homeless friends, but no one can afford to pay for me…

Today has been a good day and I am happy to be alive. To celebrate I have found you these links so click on the motherfuckers…

Anna Nicole Simpson’s Autopsy Results
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Star Jones Bikini Pics
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Hefner’s WIfe Wearing a Classy Dress to His Birthday Party
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Some Hot Ass in the Gym QUICKIE
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An Almost Slutty Music Video
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Some Spring Break Whore
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Britney Spears is Out
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Fetish Videos of the Day – GIrls With Balloons
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Hilary Duff Gets More and More Duffgusting With Age
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Britney Spears Vs Jessica Simpson is a Stupid Fucking Video
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Jennifer Lopez Being Slutty in U-Turn
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Some Internet Pornstar Named Wifey Masturbating
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Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Sandra Bullock Sex Scene
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Some Hot Photoshoot Video with Some Bitch Named Hyacinthe
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Some Slut Named Francine Dee Video
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Some Slut Named Kayla Cole
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Some Slut Named Ava Devine Showing Off Her Retardedly Huge TIts
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Some Slut Named Sabrina Rojas On The Beach
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Some Slut Named Uma Thurman’s Thong Whale Tail
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Some Slut Named Natalie Portman’s Sex Scene That Sucks
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Some Slut Named Danielle Lloyd
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Some Slut Named Evelyn Lory
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Some Slut Named Paris Hilton Making Out with Hugh Hefner
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Some Slut Named Abigail Clancy Bikini Pictures
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Some Slut Named Bianca Gascoigne With a Friend and Tits
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Some Slut Named Reon Kadena
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Some Slut Named Barbara Stoyanoff
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Some Slut Named Emilia Attias
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Jessica Biel’s Dog Sniffs Her Crotch When She’s on the Rag
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Some Teens Fucking in the Park
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Some Guy Hits a Girl and Gets Struck by God’s Vengeance or a Cab Driver..
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Julia Roberts is Pregnant and Getting Gas
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Some Pole Dance Video
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Michelle Marsh in Maxim
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Some Angelina Jolie Crotch Comic
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Some Neil Young VIdoe
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Some Britney Spears Blowjob Links
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Meet The Pussy Cat Doll Contestants
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Nylon TV Makes Shitty Hipster Videos
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Some Naked DJ
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Scarlett Johannson in Vogue
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Miss USA Camel Toe
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Brianna Frost has an INSANE Ass
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The Best of Miss Hooter’s 2007
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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A drunk cop Beats Up a Bar Tender
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2007

24

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I said I would do the stepLINKS and I did them and that isn’t really saying much since you don’t actually click the fucking links. It’s like I scour the fucking internet lookin for decent shit to link up fo no fucking reason and I guess that’s pretty much the story of my life. I am slowly coming to terms with it because last night, with 19 cents to my name I asked some random chick outside a club for a quarter to call my stepdaugther who lost her key because my cell phone broke line and told her about the website and to email me for her quarter back. She hadn’t heard of me but told me how amazing Perez is. I still took her quarter then called my friend Jimmy the Rapist to notify him of this golden lead….I told him she’d be easy cuz she’s wasted and that she’d never be able to identify him in the police line-up….

I don’t actually have a friend named Jimmy the Rapist who rapes people on call, but I don’t think think you can rape a Perez Hilton reader because they allow themselves to get raped by him daily and still go back for more. I don’t know where I am goin’ with this but I do know that I have steplinks. so click em. Cuddles.

Mary Kate Olsen Smokin’ For Horny Lohan Wanker
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Mary Kate Olsen’s Got Fat Legs
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Elisha Cuthbert Photoshoot Pictures With Tit
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Some Rachael Ray Making Sexy Noises While Eating Video
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Hot Ass Bootyshake Video That Isn’t That Hot At All…
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Girls Smelling the Door Knob Knockout Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lame Chicks Stuffing Their Bras and Dancing Proving that they Are Lame
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Dry Sex Video Of the Day
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Bridget Moynahan is a Bitch I’ve Never Heard of Who is Pregnant But I’d Still Fuck if my Penis Worked
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Christina Aguilera – Before and After her Concert Looking Like a Whore – The Way I Like My Women
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Spring Break Tit Flash Video
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Girls in the Ladies Room Video
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Lena Headey Nude in 300 and Hot
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Tommy Lee Used to Massage His Mom’s Feet
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Old J-Lo Bikini Pics Where She Actually Looked Hot
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Flickr Erotic Photography
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I’ve Jerked Off to this Queen Latifah Pic 10 Times, Ok, That’s a Lie, But If I Could I would.
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Britney is Out of Rehab and Out at a Club
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Some Chick Named Bri’s Crazy Fucking Ass
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Named Sexy Bubble’s Crazy Fucking Ass Trying to Upstage Bri
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Fleshflicks – Lesbians at Work
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Hot Bitches at the Dukes of Hazard DVD Release Party
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Some Chick Named Elsa Pataky in a Bikini and Topless. It all looks the same.
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This Video is Called Rough College Sex
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Maxim Photoshoot Video
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Big Brother Boob Massage Video
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Asian Chick in the Produce Section
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hayden Pannettiere is My Kind of Slut But She’s Getting TOo Old
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Drunk Guy Humping the Wall
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Some American Idol Chick Named Haley Scarneto Performing
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Allison Angel Running and Naked and Hot
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High School GIrl Dance Routine
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Guy on Drugs Calls a TV Show
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Halle Berry Cleavage Worth Lookin At If you Have Nothing Better to Do
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Girls Mounting Each Other
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Fat Booty Shaking Video to Throw Up On
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This Video Was Sent into Me and I Didn’t Watch It But You Should
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Lookin Good Sweetheart in Video
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This will get you laid if you aren’t a total fucking loser. But I have a Feeling you are a Total Fucking Loser, So don’t bother clicking…
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Kelly Brook in Leather
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Best Video on Youtube That Sucks Video
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Never Enough Dry Sex VIdeo With Hot Slut Melissa who Really Isn’t That Hot
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Lisa Marie Scott Bikini
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2007

22

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I didn’t post very much today so I did an extra special steplinks to make up for it, because I was still at my computer all day, I was just holding out on you, something you are probably used to everytime you try to fuck that girl you hang out with with one eye.

I only have one channel. I have told you that before but I am telling you again because my life isn’t that exciting and I have nothing else to really talk about. Access Hollywood is on and they just said “how many legs does Heather Mills have and how much do they cost? Stay Tuned To Find Out!” or some bullshit and it made me laugh, you’d laugh too, if I was a better story teller than I am….

I got another weird email, only today it’s about Yeast Infections:

Hello drunkenstepfather.com,

I’m emailing you today to request a link exchange between our website and yours.

I found your website http://www.drunkenstepfather.com by searching Google for “yeast infection”. I think our
websites have a similar theme to your’s, so I am interested in exchanging links.

I was wondering if you would like to trade links with my yeast infection Website.

If interested please send me the Title, URL and Description of your website or the HTML code, so that I can put them on my website of same category and in return you will provide link from Your website .

At leasyeaht google is picking up the site for something…Now click my links….

This Commercial Makes Me Want to do Meth and Hang With Girls Who Do Meth Cuz It Makes them Horny and I love Horny Chicks…
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Rumer Willis Likes To Party. These Are the Exclusive Pics to Prove That She’s Ugly.
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Hot Chick Dancing Around Naked
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Sexy Music Video
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American Idol Brown Dude Named Sanjaya Has a Sister With Slammin Tits
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Adriana Lima in Audi Magazine
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WWE Victoria – Bikini Boot Camp
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The FIght on I Heart Hockabees That I Didn’t Post Last Week
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Janice Dickinson Tells the People at TMZ Off on VIdeo while Drunk
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This VIdeo is Some Advice From 2 Lame Chicks, The Problem With The Internet is That People Who Shouldn’t Have Visibility – Get Visibility….Like Me…
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I Don’t Know Who Danielle Llyod is But She’s Got Rockin’ Tits
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Some Idiot Pretending to be Borat. This is My Pet Peave – Frat Boy.
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You and your friends in video … If you Had Friends
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Stop with the Mario Song – Frat Boy. I don’t Understand Why You Think it’s So Fucking Funny. Oh RIght, Cuz You are a Cunt.
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Jackass Firehose Rodeo
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Britney Spears in Her Panties from That Movie She Did
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Some Behind the Music that Sucks Vide About Baby Spears That Made Me Laugh
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Girls Gone Wild… Just Not the KInd Of Girls I want To See Go Wild
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Sexy Webcam Show Gone Wrong, Not By My Standards…
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Hey Baby…
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Dog Humping Video
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Some Clip From a Movie Where A Girls Make Out Set to Fergie
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Fat Chick Taking Charge Cuz They Like To Hump Too
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Black Baby is Born to White Parents
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Some VD Remix Video I don’t Understand But Like.
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Hotter Than Your Mom Pissing is Someone Else’s Mom Pissing…
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Pete Doherty Was a Male Prostitute for Crack
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Jocky Lookin’ Chicks Trying to Shake Their Asses
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Kid Lip Syncing and Dancing to Britney Spears – He Will Regret this in 10 Years
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Girls Humping
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Some Shitty SNL Clip with That Bitch From Seinfeld
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This is Called Me and My Girl Dancing Lesbian Style…The Mattress is a Pretty Ambitious Addition.
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Some Bitch With an INSANE Ass
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Jesus and the Jew’s Episode 1 – A Reader’s Weird Viral
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Shakira is a Slut Contest
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More Lohan in GQ Action
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Crazy Girls That Gave me a Seizure
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Lebians For You
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Girl Stripping To A Thong…
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Katherine McPhee Isn’t That Fat Anymore
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Carmen Electra Says She’s Not a Lesbian Anymore
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Some Slut I’ve Never Heard of Posing
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Sophie Monk In Maxim and Panties
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Winona Ryder’s Big Ol’ Titties I Had No Idea She Had
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Some Fat Chick Making Out With Her Bf on Camera WIth Friends. I Think She Has Down’s Syndrome But Maybe She’s the Only One In His Class Who Sucks Dick…
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Paulina Rubio’s Tits at Some Event
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Some Faggy Belt lip Cheerleading Move that Would Give You a Boner
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2 Kids Smacking Each Other Up
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Marissa Tomei Upskirt
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Stupid Signs
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Photobucket Nudity
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Some Dude Writes About His Date WIth Cory Kennedy
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Teenagers making out and dry humping
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This will get you laid and You Getting Laid Means One Less Rapist
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2007

21

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Here’s the kind of emails I get because my site is so fucking classy….

Dear drunkenstepfather.com,

I’m emailing you today to request a link exchange between our website and yours.
I found your website http://www.drunkenstepfather.com by searching Google for “Genital Warts”. I think our
websites have a similar theme to your’s, so I am interested in exchanging links.

I was wondering if you would like to trade links with my Genital Warts Website.

If interested please send me the Title, URL and Description of your website or the HTML
code, so that I can put them on my website of same category and in return you will provide
link from Your website .

Now Click My Links…

Some Slutty Movies
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Marisa Tomei Panty Upskirt
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Naughty School Girl Cam Show
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Some Chick Jumps Off an 85 Foot Cliff and Dies VIdeo
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Christina Aguilera Looking Fucking Hot of the Day
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Busty Blonde Video
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My Fair Brady/America’s Next Top Model Lookin’ Hot in Playboy Pictures
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Shooting a Friend For Fun
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FleshFlicks – Some Slut Named Aylar Lie
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Scarlett Johansson’s Side Cleavage Video
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Keely Hazell in Zoo Magazine Lookin’ Hot
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Fat Ass Booty Shakin’
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This Video is Called The Perfect Girlfriend
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New Hollywood Sluts
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Jojo Likes Topless Men
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Hot for Student Video
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Gisele’s Tits Lookin’ Amazing
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Anna Kournikova is Dressed in Green
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Jenna Jameson Lookin’ Skinny With Big Tits
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Queen Latifa in a Bathing Suit
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Lohan’s Mom Talkin About Lohan
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The Olsen Twins Shopping
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Nicole Richie Lookin Hot and Hypoglycemic
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Heidi Klum in Public
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Joe Francis is Not Gay
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Sexy Mizuki Video
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Hot Tits, Sheer Dress, Big Hair
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Some Sexy Music Videos For You
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Adam Sandle Hosts Letterman
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Pete Doherty Babysits Her Kids
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Hot Spandex Pants
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Bra Commercial
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hot Alley Baggett Pics
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Aria Giovanni in a Pool
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Slut Named Eugenia Silva
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Jenna Fischer Has a Nice Rack
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Two Babes:
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Some Wax on Radio Garbage
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hot Bunny
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This Kitten Gets More Play Than You
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Paris Hilton Shopping Along
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Christina Aguilera Pussycat Doll’s Clip
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Site To Visit Of The Day
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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You are a Loser You Need Sex This Will Help
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2007

20

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I have 2 DVDs to giveaway. I am really big time now, because I am giving away a straight to video movie you’ve never heard of, but it means I am a success to me. When I first started this I couldn’t even get a free coffee at the local coffee shop, even though all the real homeless dudes were.

Anyway it’s a Brendan Fraser, Mos Def movie called Journey to the End of the Night and if you want to win it, all you have to do is send in a picture of you with a drunk chick at the end of the night at your local bar because it’s funny to laugh at desperate sluts, but funnier to laugh at you.

Send it HERE

If this contest makes no sense, just click my steplinks.


Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson Together Not Suckin Dick, For Once
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I Like to Stalk Bitches in Red Fuck Me Boots Too…
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Kim Kardashian Sets the Sex Tape Record Straight
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Total Prick
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Photobucket Whore
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Some Nude in Prague Action
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Heather Mills Dancing With One Leg
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Karen Carreno is Some Slut Posing
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Hot Australian Sluts Playing Cricket
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Slut in a Burger Shirt
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Photobucket Whore
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Mesh Shirt of the Day
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Joss Stone in a Bikini
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Kelly Brook and Her Huge Tits Got Paid 2,000,000 Dollars for These Pics
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Carmen Electra Does Her Erotic Aerobic Workout
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Paris Hilton Modeling Because She’s Disgusting
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Some Victoria Beckham Lesbian Haircut Pics
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Ashlee Simpson Vacations With Her Lame Fall Out Boyfriend Pete Wentz and Looks Busted Doin’ It
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Lookin Good Sweetheart (Disgusting)
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Jessica Simpson Gives John Mayer Some Hand….
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Perez Hilton Lookin’ Hotter Than Ever
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Denise Richards Lookin’ Hot For a Mom in Some Fashion Show
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Some Bi-Sexual Singing Some Emo Song You WIll Like Because You Are Sad
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Oral Sex in High School
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Kate Beckinsale’s Rockin’ the Diner Fetish
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Scary Spice Pregnant With Strippers
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Stupid Wonky Boobs Song/Video That Annoys Me
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This bitch is named Hanna Beth and Is the New Cory Kennedy and I want to See Her Naked
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Fleshflick – Is There a Nurse in the House (NSFW it’s porn)
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Some Weird Bikini Ass Pic
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Salma Hayek Nude in Frida
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The Girls of FHM Touching Themselves
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Britney is Going Broke
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Some Scarlett Johansson Tit Video
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Lookin Good Sweetheart I may Have Already Linked but Just Threw Up So I Forget.
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Hot Meat
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Keeley Hazell in Zoo Magazine
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Remember to Vote for the Spike Bracket Babes and Look At Their Slutty Pics
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Hipsters Half Naked in Austin
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Some Slut Lookin’ For Her One Night Stand
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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The Art of the Lace Thong
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Mickey Avalon Jane Fonda Music Video
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Pussy – The Myth – Video
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Elsa Pataky Topless
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2007

19

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I just did these stepLINKS while sitting on the toilet because it is the only place I find privacy I was never into taking long shits and never understood the people who make a ritual out of siting, brining in magazines, books, ipods, videogame consoles, drinks and whatever else they do, but today everyone in my house thought I was one of those motherfuckers…I guess hovering over my own shit for an hour is pretty fucking therapeutic but not as therapeutic as my links so check them out. Asshole.

Slut in a Skimpy Bikini
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Bikini Contest Catfight
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Avril Lavigne is a Slut in London
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Fergie is Orange
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Flesh Flicks – Backyard Sex
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This is Perez Hilton, This Is Who All These Housewives are Reading…Do You Not See a Problem With This?
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Kimberly Stewart Working the Stripper Pole
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lohan Shows Some Tit To Me Because She Knows I am Watching
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Gwen Stefani Scratches Her Ass
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Jessica White is Black…and Half Naked
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Julia Louis Pretends to Flash Her Cunt on SNL Cu SNL Is Fucking Lame
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Danny Masterson and Steve Aoki Sex Tape Screencap
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Christina Aguilera Singing Like the Slut She Is
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Diddy Booty Dancing With Some Fatty
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Artistic Nudes
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Some Slut Name Kaley in the Shortest Shorts I’ve Ever Seen
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2 Dudes in Wheelchairs Singing I will Roll 500 Miles Video
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Some Slut Named Arielle Kebbel….
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America’s Furniture Commercial is Fuckin’ Gangsta
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Phil Spector’s Lesbian Haircut
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Bikini Contest Catfight
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Richie’s Girl’s Got a Hot Fucking Ass
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Allison Angel Wet and Naked Cuz She’s Hot
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Interview With Hilary Duff Playing With Meat
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Vida Guerra in KIng Magazine Showin Off Her Ass
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Christina Aguilera Nipple Slip
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Sexual Chocolate:
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Some Idiot Being Towed on an Ironing Board
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Topanga From Boy Meets World Has Big Titties Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweet Heart
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Hot Aviator Glasses of the Day
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Argentine Babes In Man Magazine Lookin’ Hot
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Lesbian-ic:
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lohan Wears Gloves To Jerk Me Off With, It’s a Fetish
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Some Stupidities Called Hebrew Crunk
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace has a Panty Lip Slip
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Leelee Sobieski Stripping in Some Movie
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Naked Girls Riding Horses Pictures
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Emily Scott Posing for some Men’s Magazine
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Office Cubicle Hurdles video
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Girl Next Door Is a Slut Video
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Tara Conner and April Scott Lookin’ Hot and Posing
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Celebrities on St Patrick’s Day Video
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Beateaous Brunette Cam Girl
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Kelly Calrson is Hot
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Asian Girl Lounging Video
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Last Nights Party SXSW Crotch Shot of the Day
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Chicks Fighting in the School Yard
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Some Wicked Weasel Ass
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Sex is Good and There’s No Day Like Today to Start Fucking, Cuz You Never Know When Your Dick Will Stop Working… So If You Have No Game, Add This To Your Routine. They Claim it Works
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2007

16

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the weekend. Here are my links. I just chugged 6 Japanese beers and I think I am drunk. I’d have more to say but some drunk guy is screaming at me from outside my apartment. I am supposed to go see naked chicks at some underground club he heard of. I am pretty sure he’s trying to get in my pants cuz I am that sexy and because I have never heard of underground clubs with naked chicks that would let guys like me in for free. I know that I’ll end up in some basement where he will end up chaining me up and having his way with me, but it is a risk I am willing to take because I like free naked chicks and it is probably better than this hell I am living. Either way, this dude is Russian, his name is Gustav and I met him last week. If you are reading this on Monday of next week…it means he killed me.

In the meantime, check out these amazing links…if it is my last post, you can refer to them as my legacy. Cuddles and It’s been swell.


Miss Hooters 2007
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A Hot Slut with a Gaping Cunt for You To Rock On Your Chest Like She Was Your Own…
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Some Madonna for H+M Action
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Busty Princessa Has Huge TIts
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Mary Carey and Rena Riffel Show Their Cunts Outside Mr Chow
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Mischa Barton and Her Dogs and I am Not Talking About Her Kids…
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Nikki Ziering Lookin’ Hot
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Webcam Hotties Compilation Video
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Joss Stone in a Bikini
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Some Bikini Model Gets Bit By a Python Video
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Spring Break Hot Body Contest
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Fleshflicks – Flexible Fucking
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Evangeline Lilly Lookin’ Hot
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Nicole Eggert Lookin’ Hot
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Britney Playing Tennis
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Some Hot April Scott Pics
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Spring Break – More Fat Chicks in Bikinis
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Alina Puscau is Pretty Fucking Hot
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Sunsilk Girl Chand Nude
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last night’s party video worth watching, cuz club sluts are hot sometimes
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Some Hot Model Posing in Lingerie Video
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Fire Drawings Video
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Sam Cooke Has The Best British Tits
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Spring Break Wet T-Shirt Contest
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Paris and Nicole on the Set of Simple Life Lookin Like
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Cool Dance Moves Loser
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Arab Sex Tape of the Day
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lohan is Back in Business and By Business I Mean Drunk
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Kirsten Dunst in Shorts
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Heather Graham on Masturbation Video
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Fergie Playing Live on Spring Break Video
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SImon Cowell Talks about His Sex Life
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A Little Cam Girl Action
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Eva Looks Hot in this Ad Campaign With Tight Shorts On
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Jeremy from the Pearl Jam Song Becuase You are a Loser Who Like Pearl Jam
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Eva Longoria Bent Over Birthday Pics
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Bitch From the Pussy Cat Dolls Posing
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Spring Break Beer Funneling Fat Chick Runs Into Ocean in a Thong
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Amy WInehouse VIdeo
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Lohan Running Over the Paparazzi
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hot Tits
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Hayden Panettiere Sucking The Stanley Cup’s Dick
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Some French Lingerie Model
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Hey Virgin. Wanna Fuck Next Weekend. This is How
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Bonus: Big Brother Coratia Chick Falls Down

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2007

15

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Some days I don’t actually sleep and I feel pretty beat-up. Today is one of those days. I went out to get some air because it smells in here and I am not about to clean and started talking to a girl who had only been drunk once in her life. I didn’t really understand it because I’ve been drunk for the last 20 years or so. I told her that she’d probably have a lot more fun if she drank, then she told me that she loves life and that she doesn’t need to drink so I said that there’s no fun in loving life, all the fun comes from being a jaded washed-up motherfucker. I also told her she’d be a lot hotter if she was drunk, or at least if I was drunk and she asked me to leave her store.

Here are some links for you to get through your night. Cuddles.

GIrl in Bra with Stupid Glasses
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Carmen Electra and Alison Sweeney Fall Down
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Slutty Girl Walking the Dog and Showing Her TIts
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Send Britney Spears a Get Well Soon Message, See Other People’s Messages, Good Fuckin’ Times
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Kelly Carlson Flashes her Ass
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Some Hot Czech Chick Posing All Naked and Shit
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Ron Jeremy Birthday Video
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Skinny Girl on the Beach in a Bikini in January VIdeo
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Crazy Hungarian Rapper
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Fleshflick – Mother – Daughter – Interracial Threesome
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Tila Tequila Cam Show
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3 Chicks in Beaters and Panties Makes Me Happy
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Keeley Hazell Topless in Malibu Video
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Fergie In Maxim
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Bitch Named Carmella Bing Posing and Stripping
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More Kimmy Stewart Sitll Ugly Pics
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WWE Diva’s Playboy Pillow Fight Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Japanese Man Gets Killed By A Whale He Was Trying to Save Video
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Hot Car Show Girls Video
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Lesbian Hipsters Pee Standing Up Video – AMAZING
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Some Gisele in a Bikini Pics I will Probably Post on Tonight
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Nicole Richie is Addicted to ADD Medication that Suppresses Appetites
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Steven Segal Singing Video
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Hot Cam Girl of the Day
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Go Hard or Go Home, VIdeo of People Doing Stupid Shit
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Argument Turns Into a Chick Fight
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Asian Girl Peeing in the Sink
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Gene WIlder Looks Ok for a 73 Year Old with Cancer
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Nasty Bitch Exposes her INSANELY HUGE Tit
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J-Lo Was Always Overrated, Here She is With Her Husband
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Some Fat Bitch Singing Like a Virgin
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Mam Pissing Through Her Pants
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Jessica Alba in a Bikini Comilation Video
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Some Boy Lookin’ Girl Drip Dryin on the Toilet
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart in Video
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Rachel McAdam’s Tits
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Girl Trying to Take a Shit Video
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Hot Adriana Lima in Her Underwear Pics
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Hey Pretty, You’re Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Girl Peeing at the Mall For Mikeyyyyy
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Lily Peeing On the Street While Drunk
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Girl Drinking a Corona Bottle Full of Piss
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Megan Fox Looks Hot
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Girls Peeing in the Dark While Drunk
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2 Friends Beathing Each Other Up
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Help Hot Bitches Sunbathing Game I didn’t Play
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Drunk College Chicks on Stage
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Some Slut Named Ana Faris
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Kate Moss and Pete Doherty Pictures of the Day
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Hot Ass Sweetheart
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2007

14

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I remember a time when I worked with a dude who always wanted to take shit breaks together. He would always wait for one of us to have to take a shit before coming into the stall next to us and forcing us to shit together. I always felt a little weird about shitting in groups, but I was always so hung over that I never really cared all that much. I figured telling him to fuck off wasn’t really allowed since there were 2 stalls set up. I do know that we’d talk about his wife and his kids and what he did over the weekend all while dumping, farting and listening to each other’s shit hit the bowl. The concept of shitting together is fucking weird and makes me feel uncomfortable but I am sure this dude wasn’t the only person in the world into this, I guess I should look into people having public washroom shitting next to a buddy fetishes, but I am too fucking lazy.

I am not too lazy to post these links, they really should be in the right hand bar but I am too lazy to crop pictures. If you know anyone who wants to run a link dump, send them my way.

In the meantime click these links.

Cameron Diaz has an Asshole Wedgie and it’s Funny
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Steak and Blowjob Day with Lots of Blowjob VIdeos (NSFW)
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This INSANE Woman Eats Roach Poison on TV to Prove a Point
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I love Amateur Sluts and So Do you…
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Some Dude’s Home Sex Tape
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Naked Romanian Gymnast Videos
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Some Girls Sent Me These Pics of Her in Panties
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The American Idol Top 12
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Worst Dad Ever Takes His baby Out Shooting Video
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Public Flash Video
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Simon Outs Ryan Seacrest on TV
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Bill Maher isn’t Gay, He Just Dates Trannies named Coco
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Some Girls Lame Spring Break Slideshow of the Day
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Swimming With Luba is Probably Better than Swimming With You….Because This Girl Has a Crazy Fuckin’ Body
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Weird Asian Breast Fondling Video
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Spike’s Sexiest Bracket Babes. I Don’t Know What That Means But Involves Bikinis
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Stardust in Vegas Imploded Video I Had Never Seen….Because Fireworks are Gay
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Christina Aguilera Likes Sex Games and Plays Doctor
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Angelina Jolie Adopts a New Baby
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Paris Hilton Fishnets and Insane Cleavage
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Drunk Girl in a Bikini on Spring Break with Huge Tits
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Lene Alexandra’s Boobs are Ok Video – Weird
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Kerri Kasem is a Whore, Here is the Proof
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Lohan’s Dad Found Jesus In Prison
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Alena Seredova’s Butt Crack. I Don’t Know Who She Is, But I Do Know What a Butt Crack Is
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Pissing Videos that Will Make you Laugh, Then Cry, Then Throw-Up. I think I used to party with this chick…a little where are they now retrospective…
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Make the Porn Go Away Prank
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Paris Tale Sexy 18 Masturbating Video
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Spring Break Slut FUnnels Beer on the Beach
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David Copperfield Does a Panty Switch Prank
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Hot Cam Chick on the Bed in a Black Bikini
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Cam Girl and Her Lollipop
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Boring Spring Break Slut Video of the Day
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Greek Hot Slut Named Chrysanthi Dafla Posing Her Hot Slut Self for the Camera
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Hair Too Big For Mug Shot
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Girl’s Got Jungle Fever – Stupid Video I know
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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People are Betting on Heather Mills Losing Her Leg During a Dance Show
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Scary Spice Pregnant Pic
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Britney Has a New Boyfriend
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Dude Gets Pinned Down By A Girl By Choice, He Was Trying To Hide His Boner Video
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Disco Dancing Sluts Flashing their Asses in their Short Skirts Video
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Some Figure Skating PIctures of Sasha Cohen to Make Me Happy
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Girl Teaching Her Friend How To Burp
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Tracy Marie Briar Panty Photoshoot
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Shitty Cowgirl Cam Show Dance Routine
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So This Shit Gets You Laid… That’s the Story I Heard
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2007

13

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I feel like you do today. I got high on Benedryl and I feel like it’s something that only virgins would do….I can’t see my computer straight and my day wasn’t as eventful as I wish it was because I was poppin Benedryl all day. I think getting high on real drugs is more fun….I guess none of this really has anything to do with my links, so I will just get to my links now because I don’t know what I am saying. Maybe the Benedryl works….It is spring break here and I should be out getting content, but I think I’ll just keep sitting. Cuddles.

Here are my steplinks..for the day…

Girl Gets Naked at the Beach Video
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Balloon Porn for Balloon Fetishists Out There….
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I love Amateur Sluts and So Do you…
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Playmate Ashley Massaro Video
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Some Spring Break Video Of a Girl Dancing Off Stage. I ruined the Joke. Oops.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Big Breasted Chick on Video
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Britney Spears Goes To AA Meeting at the Local Church
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Janice Dickoson Shows Her Bra
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Fashion Shoot in V-Magazing has some Tit and Bush
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Some Sexy Photoshoot with Jordan’s Tits
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Farting in a Sleeping Friend’s Face Video
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Cheerleaders Wrestling Video
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Evageline Lilly Ass Slip for a Second Time
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Jeisa Chiminazzo Has a Stupid Name to Go With Her Stupid Tits
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Where the Fuck is Carmen San Diego – Gay Video
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Sex Chair for Obese People
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American Idol Masturbates in Public
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Bodyguards Getting Arrested
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Olivia Newton John’s Anorexic Daughter Lookin’ Fat
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FIgure Skating is My New Fetish, I’d Jerk Off to this Sacha Cohen if I could. Not cuz She’s Hot, But Cuz she can Twirl on Ice
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Britney Murphy Posing
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Some Asian Alien Boobs Video
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Girl Pulling Of Bathing Suit Video
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2 Fat Ghetto Chicks Being Fat and Ghetto…
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Mila Jovovich Pictures
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Lohan Runs Over a Photographer
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Lilly Allen Attacks Papaeazzi Cuz She Fat
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Demi Moore is Pregs Again
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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what the hell is old greg
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Jenny McCarthy Fondles Pam Anderson
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Lookin’ Good Hips
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Chritina Ricci Poses in Mean Magazine
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VIral Video Mix Tape of the Day
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Booty Shaking Video
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Two Girls Making Out in the Shower
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Black Chick in Her Underwear on the Bed Video
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Nikki Ziering Sexy Posing
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Some Slag Named Federica Ridolfi Posing
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Sexy Sluts Playing Tug of Way
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Old School Aguilera Nip Slip
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Dryer Prank Backfires
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Some Blog Called Naked Ambitions
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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If you aren’t getting high on benedryl and want some pussy use this motherfuckin’ spray
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