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2023

28

Sep

Dinosaur Demi Moore Flashes Her Fake Tit for Fashion and Attention of the Day

I am pretty sure that Bruce Willis’ dementia is caused by Demi Moore, you know blocking out those pre-plastic surgery images he had staining his memories, so that his body went into self preservation mode and shut the fuck down, so that he didn’t have to see her nastiness every time he spoke to his kids that he had with her….

You see, because Demi Moore rebuilt herself and bragged about the millions she spent on herself, while still looking like shit….

Now that she’s near 80 years old, the Plastic Surgery is still strong,. but not quite as strong as it was, just holding on as hard as it can….and it’s pretty fucking scary to look at….

She has even gone so far in attention seeking that she’s walking around with her literal GRANNY tit exposed for people to either talk about her, or just to look at her, because when you’re a self involved cunt who thinks she’s hot, you don’t give up to easy….like a cockroach in a nuclear holocaust…her vanity survives…even if it’s totally unwarranted, it’s all she knows…

I’ll still look at the tit, doesn’t mean I like it….but it’s a tit.

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2023

05

Jul

Demi Moore Bikini of the Day

Demi Moore’s laying out in the backyard in her bikini, like the guy who died in her backyard when she was having a party that wasn’t really age appropriate for her, but that she pretended she was doing WHIPPETS at, because that would reflect badly on her career, or the fact that she married Ashton Kutcher when he was like 12 before moving him to Idaho where she groomed him to be the tech billionaire he is….

She’s about 100 years old, but she’s always been a vapid and vain bitch who put millions of dollars into her plastic surgery, including but not limited to her bolt ons, and as most age gracefully, she’s decided to do a social experiment to see how long she can pretend to look 40….

I don’t know if it’s through fitness, starvation, injections, photoshop, stem cells, eating aborted babies, but if you’re going to fuck a 60 year old with an old lady cunt that is rotting and dried harder that her ex-husband Bruce’s dementia brain, it might as well look like this or be attached to someone who looks like this, whether it’s fake or not, it’s better than the alternative you’d find at the old folks home, and really, what else is the point of being rich and famous, if not to spend your money on your physical appearance to offset your empty soul…..

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2023

21

Apr

Demi Moore Bikini of the Day

Demi Moore may not look like a corpse, but I assure you that she is a fucking corpse….

Ask any necrophiliac, they’ll tell you that with the the right make-up and procedures….you can maintain the integrity of the corpse for a long fucking time….which is exponentially longer when there’s a significant budget behind the process.

It’s the insides that are harder to maintain, you know that liquify and fall on the floor with every thrust…

So keep as far from her orifices as you can….they’ve soured.

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2023

15

Mar

Demi Moore Whippit Queen Cleavage of the Day

Demi Moore is probably 100 years old, but she’s on that vampire diet, eating aborted fetuses outside of the Planned Parenthood we’ll assume she supports on a financial level, while pretending it’s a moral issue, because these rich liberal hollywood types need more babies to eat, their youthfulness depends on it.

I guess it could be filters and she’s been open about having had millions of dollars of plastic surgery over the years because she was likely a little more RUMER than she wanted to be, and she had to come clean when RUMER happened so that people wouldn’t feel played or lied to and by people I mean Bruce Willis, who at this stage in the game, rocking his dementia from that good living, can be lied to because he doesn’t know what day it is….dementia sucks, even when it happens to creepy Hollywood stars…I mean, forgetting all the horrible things they’ve done, like Demi’s mom pussy is unfair….unless his form of dementia just plays that shit on LOOP…but if he has Demi Moore pussy on loop, that’d be a solid torture for all of us normies to get our peace with his winning at life, unless he gave himself dementia to forget Demi Moore’s pussy, you know some sort of self-inflicted dementia that started with blocking out the gross times and ended up spreading and blocking out everything….I don’t know how these things work…I also don’t even know if Demi Moore has a pussy, since when looking at Rumer you’d assume she was shat out and climbed out the toilet to grow into whatever it is she grew into. Yes, I still make fun of Rumer Willis….

I don’t think Demi Moore has dementia, she’s just old enough to have dementia but I do know she’s creepy being a creeper from adopting Ashton Kutcher, to doing whippets at parties, to having a kid die in her pool to bother wi…and looking at her weird tit and old fucking demon hands with her weirdly youthful face doesn’t make her menopause and hormone imbalance of a granny she will soon be any better…I mean, maybe it makes it a little better……

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2022

20

Oct

Demi Moore’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

Demi Moore is pretty fucking gross, but that’s more to do with her rotting from the inside, and not so much to do with her ability to turn her body into some sort of science experiment that at 65 years old, she’s looking better than most 30 year olds, at least when photoshopped and filtered, so you don’t see all the old lady hack scars, or smell the piss from the diapers she clearly needs to wear, it’s been a busy life, a long life, a hard life to the top of the hollywood food chain, probably something a bladder control doesn’t really survive after ALL those casting calls.

Old ladies sexualizing themselves pantsless will always creep me out, but I thought it was creepy when she was less old and married to that weirdo Kutcher, and being creeped out by an old lady doesn’t get better as time goes on and she continues to push being a sexual being, when she should be playing scrabble or baking cookies like the retiree she is….but I guess not giving up is what got an ugly troll of a woman who needed millions of dollars of plastic surgery when she was at her peak to this point.

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2022

09

Sep

Demi Moore Bikini Tits of the Day

If you didn’t want to kill yourself before seeing these pics of Demi Moore in a bikini on a paddle board at 100 years old acting. like a 20 year old influencer because the world is a fucking lie, you may want to do it now, you see, as Bruce Willis forgets how to shit and needs to be diapered with his demential like disease, this bitch doesn’t even know she’s geriatric, but I am sure anyone who eats her shitty dried up, near dead pussy does, but it’s Demi Moore, you’d have to be an idiot to not commit to the lick if the opportunity presented itself!

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2022

16

Aug

Demi Moore Bikini of the Day

I saw these Demi Moore bikini pics trending in the mainstream tabloids like People Magazine or some shit, since they rely on the titty clickbait like a titty site like this, only they actually benefit from the titty clickbait, since they aren’t cancelled and never will be…….but I am……..

So you can post the same content of a bitch, who for the record is WAY too old to be in a bikini, no matter how hard she’s faking it with those tits and that body…….but I am a NSFW porn site and they are news.

I say “Imagine the smell on Ashton’s dick after fucking this zombie, never dying, corpse of a woman who is definitely rotting out, even if she doesn’t look it”..it’s the kind of smell that is so pungent that Kunis has it all over her face at all times, even all these years later. Demi Moore pussy smell lasts forever.

They say “Bold Demi Moore is fierce and confident in her bpun bikini, defying all the odds of aging” without mentioning the witch craft and sacrifices she mad to get here, including giving up or scarificing Rumer Willis’ good looks when she was in the womb in a “Please Devil Overlord, give me any good looks you were going to give Rumer, because I need it”… so long as she gets to look better….this narcissist is happy…….and can just blame Rumer’s look on her dad’s cocaine use..

The point is, Demi Moore is hotter now than she was at 18 in that Rio movie with Michael Caine, so that makes fucking zero fucking sense, so it is obviously demonic……so don’t look too close at this weirdness..it may come after your soul! This is how they bait you into the dark side..

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2022

26

Jul

Demi Moore Wet of the Day

I wonder if this is the pool that dude died in when Demi Moore threw a party she wa too old to throw but thanks to being rich and basically retired, how the fuck else is she to fill her days, but with sex with Ashton Kutcher and doing whippets like a fucking crackhead, because there isn’t much difference between crackheads and the rich, they are the same level of addicts, only the rich get away with it.

The dude who died back in 2015, in the pool, that this probably isn’t….she likely sold that house…but that we’ll assume Demi Moore is posting as a tribute to Edenilson Valle, for the sacrifices he made at 21 in order for him to use his blood in some rich person rejuvenation program called YOUTHFUL BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS..

That may not be true, but she was known for being the multi million dollar body in the 90s, because they celebrated her getting plastic surgery, like it was a good thing back then, instead of just only hiring naturally hot people, the way nature intended.

They say that she wasn’t there when the death happened, that none of her family was around, which sounds like a lie, but I guess so are these pics of her, since the natural version of Demi Moore at 70 years old, would not look like this, but fake it til your insides rot out of you if you can, because you know her insides are rotted out, so why not make it look like they aren’t, with a high budget, physically altering, whore shower……

Whores spray perfume to mask the cum, the hard life, the sex work, the homelessness, the inability to shower between Johns, while Demi uses Botox to mask the rot in her own kind of whoring.

Fun.

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2022

18

Jul

Demi Moore Geriatric Bikini of the Day

I am pretty sure that I posted some of the pics, maybe even these pics, of Demi Moore in her bikini at 70 years old, like she was still 18 in Blame it on Rio, where we were first introduced to her original tits, long before she manged the fuck out of herself with millions of dollars of plastic surgery that no one seemed to say “maybe you have a problem, some dysmorphia, you’re find how you are”…..but instead celebrated it, to get other people on board, to fuel a whole vapid plastic surgery business, because all it took was an “influencer” like Demi Moore who at the time was high paid.

She is the mom of a few Idaho Potato heads that are far more attractive than they used to be, I mean when you’re rich and do nothing, you don’t need to deal with the aging stresses the normies do…she is the ex wife of Billionaire loser pervert Ashton Kutcher and she’s in a bikini, not showing off her old granny pussy with all it’s grey pubic hair, the way old folk fetishists like…..because she’s one of those not into aging gracefully tight, so you know that pussy is bald….allowing you to see all the battle wounds along the way….ONLY..she isn’t showing it to us…which is the tragedy in all this….I mean an old lady, still skinny, with fake tits, botoxed out is a tragedy in and of itself, just a reminder of how vapid and superficial we are….which makes sense to me….keep the lie, it’s the internet….and she looks better than most 20 year olds, which is just a reminder that 20 year olds are lazy and don’t appreciate the importance on making your actual look line up with your fake photoshopped for instagram look…..it’s a superficial world people, let’s stop pretending it isn’t, because we know it is.


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2022

08

Jul

Demi Moore Bikini of the Day

I still would….obviously….that goes without saying….I am a pervert..but for the sake of this post…I still would….

I mean I don’t know what stem cell aborted fetus babies she’s been making smoothies out of, but I’ll assume they are the reason that she’s likely mad about that Abortion Law all of Hollywood was pissed about, because they love dead babies, not necessarily because they are satanic demons, but just because of the sheer volume they need to stay young….

I don’t know what in the adrenochrome she’s doing to herself, but it is definitely tripping me out…..

Sure surgeries, fillers and fake titties are part of her schtick, and filters and photoshop exists and people are pretty fucking liberal with it….but Demi Moore, who hasn’t really ever been hot, no matter how many times Kutcher put it in her pooper because the vagina is 90 years old and rotting from use…..there’s only so much it can take….

It would definitely be on par with fucking a demented granny who shits herself at the home…..HER INSIDES ARE THAT…..but her outsides are a real doll because she’s been replaced with a plastic version….but you’d be nuts not to want to….even if just for the story….I mean I’d still fuck Demi when she officially rots out and starts looking and acting her age when she accepts being 100 fucking years old….for the story man…I mean it’s DEMI MOORE and she’s hotter than her daughters…not saying much….GOT IT.

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