I remember when I first saw a Gregg Araki movie, I didn’t realize he was a homo, but it was Doom Generation and it introduced us to Rose McGowan’s tits, which for those who don’t remember the mid-90s, they were a big deal….

Then he followed up with Nowhere, which I haven’t seen since it came out, because it was the video store era of rending obscure movies based on the nudity, and knowing that the dude had previously brought us a wild and crazy 90s road trip movie with tits, it was an obvious rent.

I didn’t remember that Heather Graham was in it, I don’t even remember the movie, but feel like there is an alien sex scene that happened….

There was also a Heather Graham sex scene that people are revisiting because they think with the zoom they can see penetration.

I’ve always wanted to make movies with real sex that aren’t gutter porn, because these actors are paid enough to actually fuck, especially since they are real whores to begin with. So faking a fuck seems cheesy.

Which is why, I’m thinking Heather Graham delivered, she had big dreams back then…and big tits…that worked out nicely for her..

So is Heather Graham fucking or not?

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I’ve always hated celebrities, celebrity culture, celebrities being presented as hot chicks, fandom, the whole ecosystem of these idiots and their handlers, all thinking they are so fucking important…

However, I always liked seeing these aspiring actors strip down for any role in hopes of getting noticed, by getting naked, because it reduces them to the whores that they are on a bigger scale than just being whores on the casting couch or whilst working as a waitress hoping to become those celebrities they want so badly to be…

So Heather Graham was a set of hot naked tits in Boogie Nights, she had the MERKIN on and was ready to roll for her breakout role…bringing her tits to our lives for the last 20 years.

She’s old, but not fat, her tits are still intact, just a little more sag to them and because she’s not fat, her ass is pretty flat but that doesn’t stop her from wanting you to jerk off to her….you jerking off to her brought her so much of a life…so why not try to give back or at least keep that energy going….

Heather Graham may be a pile of shit from being famous alone….but she’s got tits and tits and is in a bikini at 50 years old which is worth something…I’m just not sure what…

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I forgot to hit publish on this post last week….alcoholism on a national holiday – fuck yeah.

Heather Graham’s squeezed her old lady body into a red and white bikini for America, at least that’s what I’ve decided it is for, because this is my website and I get to make those kinds of calls and push whatever fake news I want, creating the scandalous rumors like that Graham’s in a red and white bikini for July 4th, when she’s probably NOT even in America since all these rich people run off to Europe with their tits that shouldn’t even be in bikini tops, since it’s Europe..

I prefer pushing rumors that she’s trans, or that she fucks trannies, or that she likes to stick things up her ass at castings….but instead I go soft.

Soft like her body, her old flat ass…and big famous tits we loved in 1999…and despite menopause…still look good to me.

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6 Days ago, Heather Graham or an actress hired to play Heather Graham, or her assistant because she is too old to understand social media, uploaded a bikini picture to her instagram, because she not only understands the power of her tits, she harnessed those fuckers and made a fucking career out of it, and I for one will never forget Roller Girl, a part of cinematic history, from the last era of good movies, and I forget basically everything! She’s got staying power and is one of the old timers trying to keep up with the young girls, because they young girls don’t understand the sacrifices and dicks they sucked in an era when it wasn’t for the LOLZ, when sucking dick meant something when shame was real, and I don’t mind looking at what she’s been up to!

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I don’t know why Heather Graham is getting fucked by UK Prime Minister and Demon Boris…unless that is Owen Wilson….but I do know that the epic tits have been released even in their old age in whatever the fuck this is…because Heather Graham, who has had a pretty substantial career with her tits, should still be reduced to her big ol’ tits….meaning it’d be a crime for her to not pull them out at any fucking age…I’m talking 30 years from now when she plays a dying granny in a Christmas movie for whateveer version of HALLMARK they have in their dystopian metaverse pod they are creating to imprison you…I WANT THERE to be an ALZHEIMERS moment of her trying to breast feed the orderly like he was her baby all those years ago…you know keep the tits working, they’re great tits, and deserve the paychecks.

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Heather Graham has her titties in a bikini the way an old lady with big titties should have her tities out in a bikini…busting out of a dress…we don’t need to see the rest of her, we’ve seen Boogie Nights or at least that scene from Boogie Nights and it’s been a great ride since those magical days with Heather Graham’s big titties…it was a simpler time, a better time and a reminder that film is forever, while the female form is not…and I guess you could argue that either is the male form…but old dudes aren’t out there taking topless pics for attention, or for their followers, unless it’s a comedic stunt….not to mention if you’re rich enough, old dudes can never be too old, young mooch sluts will always come or pretend to come while grinding up on them in exchange for designer purses….

It’s really not a sexist thing, because the truth is old ladies and their old lady bodies that may not look as good as they did when they were immortalized on celluloid….still get fucked cuz dudes are perverts and will fuck anything…

So it’s not really a dis against women, there are orderlies in old folks home fully sticking their dick in their residents..if there’s a pussy it’s never too old for someone….

It’s just to say if you’re old, keep your dress on and squeeze those tits in a push-up bra…it’s a better overall impactful shameless attention seeking selfie…

I guess this post has just been debunked because she posted a body pic…at 51…

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