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Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2007

15

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Some days I don’t actually sleep and I feel pretty beat-up. Today is one of those days. I went out to get some air because it smells in here and I am not about to clean and started talking to a girl who had only been drunk once in her life. I didn’t really understand it because I’ve been drunk for the last 20 years or so. I told her that she’d probably have a lot more fun if she drank, then she told me that she loves life and that she doesn’t need to drink so I said that there’s no fun in loving life, all the fun comes from being a jaded washed-up motherfucker. I also told her she’d be a lot hotter if she was drunk, or at least if I was drunk and she asked me to leave her store.

Here are some links for you to get through your night. Cuddles.

GIrl in Bra with Stupid Glasses
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Carmen Electra and Alison Sweeney Fall Down
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Slutty Girl Walking the Dog and Showing Her TIts
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Send Britney Spears a Get Well Soon Message, See Other People’s Messages, Good Fuckin’ Times
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Kelly Carlson Flashes her Ass
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Some Hot Czech Chick Posing All Naked and Shit
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Ron Jeremy Birthday Video
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Skinny Girl on the Beach in a Bikini in January VIdeo
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Crazy Hungarian Rapper
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Fleshflick – Mother – Daughter – Interracial Threesome
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Tila Tequila Cam Show
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3 Chicks in Beaters and Panties Makes Me Happy
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Keeley Hazell Topless in Malibu Video
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Fergie In Maxim
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Bitch Named Carmella Bing Posing and Stripping
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More Kimmy Stewart Sitll Ugly Pics
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WWE Diva’s Playboy Pillow Fight Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Japanese Man Gets Killed By A Whale He Was Trying to Save Video
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Hot Car Show Girls Video
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Lesbian Hipsters Pee Standing Up Video – AMAZING
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Some Gisele in a Bikini Pics I will Probably Post on Tonight
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Nicole Richie is Addicted to ADD Medication that Suppresses Appetites
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Steven Segal Singing Video
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Hot Cam Girl of the Day
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Go Hard or Go Home, VIdeo of People Doing Stupid Shit
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Argument Turns Into a Chick Fight
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Asian Girl Peeing in the Sink
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Gene WIlder Looks Ok for a 73 Year Old with Cancer
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Nasty Bitch Exposes her INSANELY HUGE Tit
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J-Lo Was Always Overrated, Here She is With Her Husband
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Some Fat Bitch Singing Like a Virgin
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Mam Pissing Through Her Pants
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Jessica Alba in a Bikini Comilation Video
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Some Boy Lookin’ Girl Drip Dryin on the Toilet
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart in Video
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Rachel McAdam’s Tits
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Girl Trying to Take a Shit Video
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Hot Adriana Lima in Her Underwear Pics
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Hey Pretty, You’re Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Girl Peeing at the Mall For Mikeyyyyy
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Lily Peeing On the Street While Drunk
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Girl Drinking a Corona Bottle Full of Piss
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Megan Fox Looks Hot
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Girls Peeing in the Dark While Drunk
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2 Friends Beathing Each Other Up
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Help Hot Bitches Sunbathing Game I didn’t Play
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Drunk College Chicks on Stage
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Some Slut Named Ana Faris
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Kate Moss and Pete Doherty Pictures of the Day
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Hot Ass Sweetheart
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2007

14

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I remember a time when I worked with a dude who always wanted to take shit breaks together. He would always wait for one of us to have to take a shit before coming into the stall next to us and forcing us to shit together. I always felt a little weird about shitting in groups, but I was always so hung over that I never really cared all that much. I figured telling him to fuck off wasn’t really allowed since there were 2 stalls set up. I do know that we’d talk about his wife and his kids and what he did over the weekend all while dumping, farting and listening to each other’s shit hit the bowl. The concept of shitting together is fucking weird and makes me feel uncomfortable but I am sure this dude wasn’t the only person in the world into this, I guess I should look into people having public washroom shitting next to a buddy fetishes, but I am too fucking lazy.

I am not too lazy to post these links, they really should be in the right hand bar but I am too lazy to crop pictures. If you know anyone who wants to run a link dump, send them my way.

In the meantime click these links.

Cameron Diaz has an Asshole Wedgie and it’s Funny
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Steak and Blowjob Day with Lots of Blowjob VIdeos (NSFW)
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This INSANE Woman Eats Roach Poison on TV to Prove a Point
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I love Amateur Sluts and So Do you…
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Some Dude’s Home Sex Tape
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Naked Romanian Gymnast Videos
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Some Girls Sent Me These Pics of Her in Panties
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The American Idol Top 12
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Worst Dad Ever Takes His baby Out Shooting Video
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Public Flash Video
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Simon Outs Ryan Seacrest on TV
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Bill Maher isn’t Gay, He Just Dates Trannies named Coco
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Some Girls Lame Spring Break Slideshow of the Day
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Swimming With Luba is Probably Better than Swimming With You….Because This Girl Has a Crazy Fuckin’ Body
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Weird Asian Breast Fondling Video
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Spike’s Sexiest Bracket Babes. I Don’t Know What That Means But Involves Bikinis
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Stardust in Vegas Imploded Video I Had Never Seen….Because Fireworks are Gay
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Christina Aguilera Likes Sex Games and Plays Doctor
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Angelina Jolie Adopts a New Baby
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Paris Hilton Fishnets and Insane Cleavage
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Drunk Girl in a Bikini on Spring Break with Huge Tits
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Lene Alexandra’s Boobs are Ok Video – Weird
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Kerri Kasem is a Whore, Here is the Proof
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Lohan’s Dad Found Jesus In Prison
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Alena Seredova’s Butt Crack. I Don’t Know Who She Is, But I Do Know What a Butt Crack Is
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Pissing Videos that Will Make you Laugh, Then Cry, Then Throw-Up. I think I used to party with this chick…a little where are they now retrospective…
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Make the Porn Go Away Prank
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Paris Tale Sexy 18 Masturbating Video
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Spring Break Slut FUnnels Beer on the Beach
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David Copperfield Does a Panty Switch Prank
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Hot Cam Chick on the Bed in a Black Bikini
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Cam Girl and Her Lollipop
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Boring Spring Break Slut Video of the Day
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Greek Hot Slut Named Chrysanthi Dafla Posing Her Hot Slut Self for the Camera
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Hair Too Big For Mug Shot
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Girl’s Got Jungle Fever – Stupid Video I know
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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People are Betting on Heather Mills Losing Her Leg During a Dance Show
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Scary Spice Pregnant Pic
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Britney Has a New Boyfriend
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Dude Gets Pinned Down By A Girl By Choice, He Was Trying To Hide His Boner Video
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Disco Dancing Sluts Flashing their Asses in their Short Skirts Video
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Some Figure Skating PIctures of Sasha Cohen to Make Me Happy
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Girl Teaching Her Friend How To Burp
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Tracy Marie Briar Panty Photoshoot
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Shitty Cowgirl Cam Show Dance Routine
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So This Shit Gets You Laid… That’s the Story I Heard
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2007

13

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I feel like you do today. I got high on Benedryl and I feel like it’s something that only virgins would do….I can’t see my computer straight and my day wasn’t as eventful as I wish it was because I was poppin Benedryl all day. I think getting high on real drugs is more fun….I guess none of this really has anything to do with my links, so I will just get to my links now because I don’t know what I am saying. Maybe the Benedryl works….It is spring break here and I should be out getting content, but I think I’ll just keep sitting. Cuddles.

Here are my steplinks..for the day…

Girl Gets Naked at the Beach Video
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Balloon Porn for Balloon Fetishists Out There….
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I love Amateur Sluts and So Do you…
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Playmate Ashley Massaro Video
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Some Spring Break Video Of a Girl Dancing Off Stage. I ruined the Joke. Oops.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Big Breasted Chick on Video
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Britney Spears Goes To AA Meeting at the Local Church
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Janice Dickoson Shows Her Bra
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Fashion Shoot in V-Magazing has some Tit and Bush
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Some Sexy Photoshoot with Jordan’s Tits
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Farting in a Sleeping Friend’s Face Video
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Cheerleaders Wrestling Video
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Evageline Lilly Ass Slip for a Second Time
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Jeisa Chiminazzo Has a Stupid Name to Go With Her Stupid Tits
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Where the Fuck is Carmen San Diego – Gay Video
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Sex Chair for Obese People
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American Idol Masturbates in Public
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Bodyguards Getting Arrested
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Olivia Newton John’s Anorexic Daughter Lookin’ Fat
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FIgure Skating is My New Fetish, I’d Jerk Off to this Sacha Cohen if I could. Not cuz She’s Hot, But Cuz she can Twirl on Ice
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Britney Murphy Posing
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Some Asian Alien Boobs Video
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Girl Pulling Of Bathing Suit Video
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2 Fat Ghetto Chicks Being Fat and Ghetto…
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Mila Jovovich Pictures
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Lohan Runs Over a Photographer
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Lilly Allen Attacks Papaeazzi Cuz She Fat
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Demi Moore is Pregs Again
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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what the hell is old greg
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Jenny McCarthy Fondles Pam Anderson
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Lookin’ Good Hips
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Chritina Ricci Poses in Mean Magazine
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VIral Video Mix Tape of the Day
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Booty Shaking Video
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Two Girls Making Out in the Shower
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Black Chick in Her Underwear on the Bed Video
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Nikki Ziering Sexy Posing
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Some Slag Named Federica Ridolfi Posing
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Sexy Sluts Playing Tug of Way
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Old School Aguilera Nip Slip
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Dryer Prank Backfires
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Some Blog Called Naked Ambitions
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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If you aren’t getting high on benedryl and want some pussy use this motherfuckin’ spray
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2007

12

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s one of those days where everything starts off amazing. I woke up in the corner of my bedroom floor dripping with sweat and shaking like I was coming off of heroin. I then checked my mail to find a check made out to be for 2 cents. I am really happy this site provides so much for my family. What the fuck can I do with 2 cents. I was thinking that even I am too embarrassed to bring that shit to the bank for fear of being laughed out of the place, then I realized that beggars can’t be choosers so I cashed the fucker. I wish I had my camera because it was a fucking daydream…

Here are some links for you to click on while I try to remember the last week of activity and see if I can find some funny shit to tell you cunts later….

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2007

09

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don ‘t even know why I am bothering with these stepLINKS, I couldn’t update the site all day because it’s been down. It had nothing to do with me this time. It’s my host’s fault. I have a feeling they won’t be giving me any discounts because I am not good at bitching people out, I am too fucking lazy, but I do know that this is a huge fucking headache and if I lose my site and you never read this I will be fucking pissed off. Since I couldn’t post, I still did my stepLINKS and plan on bringing you some day old shit today. Right now, I am going to go out and get drunk because it’s really the only other thing I know how to do.

In the meantime, click on these links from yesterday and remember that I love you.

Here are a whole lot of dirty movies
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When Regular Skateboarding is Boring, Find a Canyon To Skate Off
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A Handjob Compilation Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Pam Anderson and Her Tits Go To The Vet
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French Beat Boxer – I Still Think Beatboxing is Massively Gay
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Tom Brady Knocked Up Gisele – It’s Called an Abortion Bitch
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Lohan’s New Hairdo
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Keely Hazell in Arena Magazine
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Nicole Kidman’s Thong
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Speed Painting Scarlett Johansson
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A Gallery of Cartinel Menghia, Someone I don’t Know but Would Like To
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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Stupid Outfit
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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What’s For Breakfast?
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FleshFlick – Full Service Salon
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This is Our Song, Let’s Dance…
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Early Pam Anderson Nude Photoshoot Video
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This is called – The Best of Craigslist
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Some Big Breasted Asian Naked
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Pregnant Belly Video
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News Blooper That Makes me Laugh….
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Another Pregnant Belly Video
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Kim Kardashian’s Armenian Sex Tape Will be Released
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Vida Guerra Lap Dance
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Jesus The Mouse Version
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I Don’t Do Sports but this Dunk Tank is Funny….
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Shoplifters Getting Busted Video
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Dude Playing in Traffic Because He’s an Idiot
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Pregnant Belly Video
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Vida Guerra at the Beach
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Another Pregnant Belly Video
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Borat Wrestling Video You’ve All Seen
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Old But Hot Jessica Simpson Bikini Video To Remind You What She Had
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Girls in Bikinis Fight
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Slutty Party Girl Who Looks Like a Man but is Too Hot To Fuck You..LOSER
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Artistic Nude Photography
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Here’s some Paris Hilton Partying With Her Little Sister Action
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Hot Chick Dancing Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Valentine’s Day Party Pictures With Freaks
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You Don’t Need Me To Tell You That You Can’t Get Laid. Your Chaffed Dick Tells You That Everytime you Jerk Off. This Will Help You Get Pussy. It’s Proven.
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2007

07

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I just walked in on my stepDAUGHTER watching the sex scene in Get Rich or Die Trying. I assume her drug dealing thug of a bf who drives a shitty honda civic and wears clothes too big for him and a fake grill gave it to her to give her a little taste of the life he wants to live. So here are 5 grown naked men in the shower beating each other up and I start thinking to myself jail is a gay man’s wet dream, I know if this shit was 5 hot chicks beating each other down I would totally get a hard on if I knew how.

Here are some links, something I like to think I know how to do……so click them asshole.


Sonja Kraus Lookin Hot
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A pretty amazing Knock Knock Joke
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Street Flasher
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VIP Crew Fun in Hawaii
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Asian Full Body Massage
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Amazing Sex in a Mattress Store Prank
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Howard K Stern Killed Anna Nicole…At Least It Looks Like He Did…
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Dolce and Gabana Gang Rape Ad Worth Jerking off To
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Old and Hot Caherine Bell Bikini Pic
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Fleshflicks – Gloryhole Madness
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Antonella Barba Unreleased Slutty Pics
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Some Kirsten Dunst in Hawaii
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Michelle Heaton in a Bikini
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Sophie Monk Pictures to Love
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Funny Rock Concert Video – Click to See the Joke
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Adriana Lima Video
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Leeann Tweeden Lookin’ Hot Pics
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Vanessa Lorenzo is a Slut on Video
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Bianca Gacoigne in her Lingerie
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Vanessa Minnillo is Hot for Some Cosmetics Company
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You aren’t foolin’ Anybody, We All Know You Can’t Get Laid, Whether You Like To Believe it or Not, This Shit Works…
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Dominos aren’t just for blacks and Italians anymore
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A Little Counter Slide for the Drunk Frat Boys
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Dude High on Shrooms Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Carmen Electra Talks About her Tits
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L.A. Hipsters Pictures of the Day
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Sheena Gets a Wedgie
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Wicked Weasel Camel Toe Action
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Slightly Used Sex Doll or Sale
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Female Teachers Who Bang Their Students Never Taught Me
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Hot Dance Video of the Day
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hot Hanging Wedgie VIdeo
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Shakira in Concert Pics
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Some Hot Cam Girl Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Smallest Penis Other Than Yours
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Booty Bounce Video
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Bo Derek Naked in a Movie
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Big Breast Hose Down
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Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel Together in Paris
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Pimp My Homeless Ride
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The YES Dance is Massively Gay
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Kate’s Playground Video
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Grandma Crashes into the DMV
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Lohan Goes Shopping Video
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Fly Chick Kick Knockout Video…
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Bam and his GF for Playboy
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Thong Wedgie Video
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2007

06

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Today was not that eventful. I am in Canada and it is fucking cold. I went to the store for about 5 minutes to get something to eat and all I could afford was a 4 day old salad, I figured it wouldn’t kill me, I haven’t eaten it yet, but I will, and if it kills me, this will be the last post of mine you read. Too bad it won’t be that inspiring or funny.

My wife was on my ass to clean the shit hole of an apartment I called home, I told her I’d do it if she could do 20 situps. She couldn’t so I just sat. I was hoping to convince some girls to send me pictures of their box for a new art project I am planning called webcam pictures of box, but I realized that I will never be able to seduce a chick with this site….I don’t even get any draw your vagina entries anymore.

American Idol is on my one channel tonight so before I get too excited, I am going to post some motherfuckin’ steplinks for your mooching ass.

Here are the links for the day…and my server is supposed to be going down for an hour at some point tonight.

Asian Makeout Video
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Some Adriana Lima Look alike Sex Tape
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Naked Wakeboarding Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Wrestling Bitch Gets Her Towel Ripped Off
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Some dude sniffin some girls box…interesting and totallyNSFW
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Weird Jennifer Love Hewitt Outfit
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Old School Princess Leah See Thru Pics for You Virgin Star Wars Weirdos.
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Flexible GIrl Video
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Megan Hauserman from Beauty and the Geek 3 Posing Naked in Playboy
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Lucy Pinder Lingerie
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Naomi Campbell Nude in GQ
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Some Playboy Playmate Named Zdenka
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Sex Tip of the Day
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Eva Mendes Nude in Some Magazine
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A reader and her blunt
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Paris Hilton is a Merman
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Lookin’ Good Stretch Marks
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Some Christina Ricci Action at Some Event…
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Kirsten Dunsty Bikini Top With a Scientology Book and the Finger
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Jay Z Sells Rocca Wear and Beyonce is Still Fat
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Rachel McAdams in Elle
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Slutty Sayuki Video
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Lookin’ Good Ben’s WHore
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Some More Paris Hilton Pictures at some Poker Tour
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Sexy Model named Angie Savage Naked
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Charlize Theron Bikini Pokies
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Some Cam Chick Lookin’ Amazing on a Bed With Her Crazy Ass
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Some Slag Named Isabel Figueira Lookin’ Like Some Slag Named Isabel Figueira
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Sassy Switch Blade:
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Lookin’ Good Cab Driver
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Flickr Sluts
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Some Joanna Krupa Picture Action
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Some Britney Skye Pictures
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Drunken Bowling Cellphone Video Worth Watching
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Shakin Cam Whore
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Penelope Cruz Eating Her Oscar
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College Mud Wrestling VIdeo
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You need to get sex – This Will Help
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Crazy Urban Sports Video That Will Make You Laugh Like You Were British…
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2007

04

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I got wasted last night. It started out with red wine at my amputee friend’s house, we finished off about 3 shitty bottles before heading out to some ratty bar with a big breasted barmaid who coulda been a man. I met some cam girl I recognized from about 5 years ago who didn’t appreciate my harassing emails back when I did it on a smaller scale, because before starting this site I perfected my craft by one-on-one harassment that no one liked. Now I do it big scale and people still don’t like it, but I still introduced myself and she claims she remembered the creepy shit I used to send her, she also claims that she found it really funny at the time…I guess I was so funny that she had to block my IP address and threaten me with lawsuits….

Then I went to a hipster party and I was fucking wasted because the tranny with huge boobs gave me too much vodka at the bar, if that’s possible. That hipster scene is all about being gay, it’s like look how gay a gay can gay and their only validity is to have their pictures taken while trying to out gay each other. You’d think it’d be a good place for dirty pics of naked chicks in the bathroom, but I have no skills at getting girls naked. I am hung over, my wife is fucking driving me crazy and I haven’t put on my pants yet…

Here are my links for the day….

Lohan in Party Action With Cory Kennedy and other Hipster Trash
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Luna’s Hot Ass and titties….
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Amazing Kellie Pickler Video – Made me Laugh
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Some Girl Shaving
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Mistress, the bondage kind – Photoshoot
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Girls in a Wedgie Fight
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Interview with a Squeegee Kid that Makes me Laugh.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Mullet Action…Cuz Mullets Aren’t Played Out At All
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Pete Doherty is Fucking Cool and Fucks Super Models
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Something Called the Perfect Husband Video
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Crazy Ski Jump
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Party Nip Slip…
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Inside Anna Nicole’s Funeral
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Hot Celebrity Thonged Ass
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Drunk Dude on the Luggage Belt in the Airport
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Hooters Girl VIdeo
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Creepy Picture of the Day
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Cam Girl VIdeo
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Video of Some Girl Trying to Be Funny….
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Weird Asian Kiss and Crotch Shot Video
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Tits and Ass Party Video
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Creepy Stump Video
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Carli Banks Bikini Beach Action
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Another Stump Video For You
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Naked Stump Action VIdeo
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Weird Naked Blog Where The Girl Who Writes It Posts Naked Pics of Herself
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Weird Lastnightsparty Video With Lastnightsparty Sleaze
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Spring Break String Bikini Dog Walk
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Cobrsnake does Kiddy Porn
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Parisian Public Nudity
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Elizabeth Hurley Got Married – Now Look at Her Tits
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Flickr NIpple Licking…
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Teddybears Have A New Video (from 2 weeks ago)
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Some Pakistani Chick is a Vivid Contract Girl
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Antonella Barba SInging Celine Dion
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Victoria SIlvstedt in her Lingerie cuz She’s a Cunt.
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Kid Caught Singing Gnarls Barkley Funny Video
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Jared Leto Got Beat Up
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You are a Virgin. Change That.
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2007

02

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So I switched servers and have no email and the site was running like shit, but I think we’re back on. I couldn’t do that many posts because I was trying to sort this shit out. It was a stressful time, but the site is loading faster than ever. Rumor has it that a fast loading site will get me 10 new readers so I won’t have to waste my time with your hurtbag ass. It’s like being stuck at the party with the socially awkward born again christian who keeps running his mouth off about how bad partying is and trying to escape only to find the other 10 people in the room are weird fat dudes who live in their mom’s basements jerking off. That’s how I feel everyday of my life because of you…

Speaking of being stuck talking to someone at a party, I got this email scoop which is amazing…

Dear Jesus,

I was at an Oscar Party on Sunday night and got stuck behind Paris Hilton. She was talking to her sister about how should couldn’t wait to get home and smoke 1000 joints. I wasn’t too surprised to hear such a stupid thing out of such a stupid women.

She went on to talk about how happy she was that Nicole and Joel were together because Nicole is so funny. That’s how she described her. They started talking about engagement rings and how they are a great publicity stunt, so when I saw Richie rocking a ring this week, I wasn’t at all surprised. Sick people who live and die for attention.

The most interesting piece of information that she said a the party was that Lindsay Lohan has herpes but doesn’t tell anyone and that’s gross.

You don’t have to believe this actually happened, but it did. There’s no way to prove it other than to wait and see the stories slowly surface.

I love the site, keep it up and I’ll keep sending you scoops when I come across them.

I am the new fucking Perez Hilton, only substantially cooler.

Now with yesterday’s links I never got posted….


Live Steam Anna Nicole’s Funeral – If It’s Still On
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Monster Dick Porn
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Booble News By a Topless Chick
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Amateur Titty Fuck Video That is NSFW
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Speedo Snow Day Video
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Keeley Hazell Is Sexy on the Beach…Slut….
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Sunny Leone Lingerie Pics, I don’t know who she is, but she has a vagina and that’s a decent start
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Hot Freckles Sweetheart
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Nasty Oscar WInner – Helen Mirren Doesn’t Wear Panties
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More Britney Spears Sharing Her Bikini Pics
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Hepatitis Scare – The Health Department Letter
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Pranks on Hot Girls
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Puppy Master
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Big Gross Booty
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Bitch Touching her Toes
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Sophie Monk Cameltoe
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A vice do that’s not for a Jew
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Hot Toe Touching VIdeo You’ll Love
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Scout Willis Drinkin’ Wine in France Cuz She’s 15
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Gwenyth Goe to the Gym
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Absinthe Competiton
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Skateboard Slalom
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One Legged Skier Finishes the Race – Who Cares
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Jael Strauss is a Contestant on America’s Next Top Model…But She Did Some Nude Modeling in Her Pre-Reality TV Past
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Girls in Maid’s Outfits
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Hot Flickr Pictures
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Some Crazy Italian Teacher Cuts of a Kids Tongue
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This is what happens when you cheat on your girlfriend
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Some Slut Named Alina Vacariu
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This Video is Called Sexy Best Friends
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Spray to Get Laid
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2006

25

Jul

I am – StepLINKS of the Day

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I guess the highlight of the weekend was my trip to the hospital. Not because I think hospitals are fun, because I am always convinced the doctor is going to tell me that I have cancer or that I am dying of liver disease or some shit, but because hospitals attract the weirdest people ever. After walking myself to the Emergency Room, I got stuck in triage with some 400 pound crackhead who was braggin to a buddy about how he needed anti-viral meds and that he tried killing himself. I am guessing it was HIV so I tried to stay on the other side of the room. These links aren’t HIV so click them. Cuddles.

New York Dolls on the Henry Rollins Show, Fuck You.GO

Masuimi Max Picture Gallery Post GO

This Dude Reads The Site and Wanted Me to Promote Him GO

Art Brut is some Band, This is their mp3 GO

Howard Stern Gets a Bitch on All Fours Naked GO

Erotic Art You Can Masturbate To GO

UltraSlut is a Link Dump With Lots of Sexy Shit GO

Designer Labia Reduction Surgery Testimonials GO

Labia Reduction Surgery Before and After Pictures GO

Vote for the next Booble Girl Go

I love medical equipment, it’s so sexy GO

Liz Hurley Does Jordache GO

Prank Calls Make Me Laugh, So Fuck With Someone You Hate GO

More Jessica Simpson Bikini For You GO

Bai Ling Loves The Mic GO

Tania Do Nascimento’s Friend Exposes Her Tit GO

Topless Aerobics is Always Sexy GO

Hipsters By The Pool In Very Little Clothing GO

Hilary Duff Gallery For You to Vomit On GO

Storm from Rockstar Supernova has Slutty Nude Pics HO

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