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2007

12

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I drank all day in the sun at a place I was told strippers go to tan during the day. I figured it meant they would be in the pool and in bikinis and I decided it was worth going. I got a little sun stroke and probably fell in love 15 times, even though the girls there weren’t actually strippers but were just average or sub-par chicks in bikinis. The reality is that any bikini is a good bikini and I was spending most of my drunken day checking out some hefty bitch who thought wearing a really small bikini to show off her tits to distract me from her gut… turns out she was right. Unfortunately, where there are girls in bikinis, there are men in new age euro speedos that are pretty much boy shorts for girls on guys. I think that woulda been your favorite part of the day. Homo.

I still did my links because I figure you deserve them….I am behind on posts and I blame the booze.


Serena Williams is a Scary Man in a Bikini
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Megan Fox is Pretty Fucking Hot
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Greasy Girls Getting Lubed Up in Video
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Kelly Ripa’s Bikini Ass
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Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures
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Gemma Atkinson in a Bikini
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Laure Manaudou See Through Bathing Suit
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Lohan Out of Control Stories from Her Bodyguard With Pics Of Her in Her Underwear
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Italian Couple Masturbating in Public
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Whoopi Goldberg Takes Over the View Because Hollywood Squares Isn’t Around Anymore
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Vanity Fair Did 20 Different Covers For Africa, These are the Covers
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Victoria Beckham Pitchin at the Dodgers Game
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Carmen Electra Dancing at the Spike Guy’s Awards in Lingerie
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Britney and K-Fed Are Probably Still Banging
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Some Chick Named Shay Lauren Everyone Loves Showing Off Her Box With Her Friend
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Girl Hates Getting Fisted
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Some Summertime Bikini Pictures
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FleshFlick – Sex In The Tent
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Some Frat Does Some Smooth Criminal Performance – This is It Because You Don’t Care
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Pam Anderson 1992 Playboy Spread
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Some Katherine Heigl With No Make-Up
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Lohan’s Knife Pictures Were Stolen By The Paparazzi From her Car Because They Are Cocksuckers
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Penelope Cruz Lookin’ Hot Partying
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Lilly Allen Lookin’ Fat in Elle Magazine
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Brooke Shield’s Hiking Nipples
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Kendra from Girls Next Door Washing Her Car
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Arab Girl Gets Reprimanded For Not Wearing a veil
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Borat’s Girlfriend is Hot Pregnant Knocked Up Unmarried Slut of the Day
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A Couple More Pregnant Sluts
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Some Dude Named Patrick Dempsey in a Dress Because He’s a Fag
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Some Japanese Fart Study I don’t Understand
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Porn That Isn’t Porn No More
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Water Balloon To The Nuts Prank
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Naked Foam Party in Some Other Country
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Video of Some Chick Walking Around
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Some Chick Named Teanna Kai’s Photoshoot Video
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Chinaman Escapes Bush Crash Death Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Carolina Pampita Ardohan Bikini Pics
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Wicked Weasel Chick Showing Off Her Tits
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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2007

09

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was out last night because that’s what I do when people tell me there are free drinks at a party for me. I got to fucking place and the line-up to the fucking bar was so long that it took me over an hour to get served and when I did get served they wouldn’t let me take more than one fucking drink at a time. It’s hard to be an alcoholic, or college binge drinker when you can only get one drink a fucking hour….

Either way, when I was in line this fucking whore starts rubbing up on me. I just figure I know her or that it’s an accident and I never really get mad a girls for rubbing up on me, I usually pay for that shit and I’m thinking in the back of my head that this girl’s rubbing the wrong guy…then I realized she was making fun of me and started grabbing at my man tits. I hate when people grab me there it’s emasculating and makes me feel like a rape victim. Anyway, I turn around looked at her, didn’t know if I knew her or not, and she said something like “nice man tits” or “mr tits” or something like that so I turned around grabbed her tits and walked away….

I think I may have said something like “nice no tits” or something but I was all jacked on that one drink that I waited 2 hours to get that I don’t really remember.

I just got an email and this is what it said:

From: Mark Francis
Subject: hey buddy whats up! good news
Date: June 9, 2007 3:31:10 PM EDT (CA)
To: info@drunkenstepfather.com

your blog sucks and your such a loser…thank god for the links which are available on just about any other website.

This was my response because I am awesome:

why bother emailing that in?

seems like a waste of time to me.

if i was you…I would have just clicked the little x in the browser and moved on with my internet surfing which in your case probably is pretty fucking extensive….

I have reported you to sympatico and the RCMP for sending me kiddy porn.

See you on the news baby.

Reality is that it’s called the stepLINKS because it is links to other things on the internet that you can find on the internet by visiting other sites. Idiot. I didn’t actually report him to the authorities but thought it was a funny thing to say.

Here are my links.


Amanda Beard Playboy Pics…This is Pretty Huge…
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New stepHOTLINE Message that I Don’t Understand
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For EVERYTHING about the Paris Hilton Bullshit… This Site’s Got Everything You Need to Know
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Paris has 3 Great Lookin’ Fans outside the Courtroom Yesterday – Amazzing
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Kelly Clarkson Goes Hardcore in Concert Video….
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Elizabeth Vargas Wears a See Through Dress…She’s a News Reporter..
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Pretty New Britney Spears Bikini Pictures for you to Remind Yourself Why You Should Wear a Condom When that big losing your virginity day comes..
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Shakira and Avril Lavigne are Friends…That Doesn’t Mean They Fuck
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Listen To A Dude Freak Out When He Hears The News About Paris – Hysterical
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Fleshflicks – Japanese Dildo School is As Good as it Sounds…
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For my teenage girl readers, Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz are together in Berlin promoting Shrek
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Hot Girl Gets Body Painted
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Sophia Santi is a Pornstar and This Is Her Photoshoot
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Some Chick Named Kim Smith Modeling Lingerie Video
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Christina Aguilera Without Make-Up Photoshoot
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Kid Finds His Spelling Bee Question Really Funny
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Wesley Snipes Fucked With Me at a Local Bar 8 Years Ago, Telling me that he could own this city. When I found out he Was Going Bankrupt, I felt like karma bit him in his Passenger 57 Ass….Now He’s using the race card to get off. I say… Lock Him Up…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Girl Shows Off Her Deep Throat Talent on a Balloon
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Some Bubble Butt Video Montage With Bad Music But Big Ass
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If you come here for DISGUSTING videos – This is Some Trashy Girl Banging a Trailer Hitch – NSFW
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If you come here for DISGUSTING videos – This is Midget Porn with a Foamy Vagina that Made me Gay…NSFW
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Dude Moons the Cops and Gets Tased
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Marilyn Manson is 38, His Fuck Slut is 19. Scary. But only because I am scared of Goth’s and not of old guys banging young girls…. That shit’s sexy.
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Mary Kate Olsen Goes Solo In You Magazine…
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Two Drunk Guys have a Funny Running Race
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Some Retro Pics of Cher
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Ashley Tisdale is some cute Disney Chick You’d Like to Fuck in the Ass
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Jessica Alba Photocall in Rome for her Movie Lookin’ Alright
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Petra Nemcova in a Fountain
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Avril Lavigne in 17 Magazine
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Katherine McPhee in Vegas Magazine
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Jessica Simpson Dances like a Whore in the Bedroom
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Robbie Williams Gets Pushed Off Stage By A Fan
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Katie Holmes Interview on Entertainment Talking About Tom Cruise Getting His Hands Dirty
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Some Everyday Girls on the Street To Turn You On, Even Though They Look Like Dykes…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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NSFW Ex Girlfriend Videos
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NSFW – Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Kimmy Stewart does McDonald’s Because He Doesn’t Judge Her For Having a Busted Up Face
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Some Cop Knocks out a 70 year old woman
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Guess the Celebrity Thong Game – Because It’s Saturday and You Have no Friends but still need to have some fun
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Some Mouthy Bitch Gets Pushed Down
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Amazing Boat Party I wasn’t Invited To
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James St. James is an Original Weirdo Club Kid That All The Hipsters are Copying GO

Angry Teacher Beats Up His Class
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Cameron Diaz Burping With Her Tits Hanging Out on Leno A Long Time Ago
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The Guy in the Wheelchair Attached to the Truck 911 Calls
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Idiots Go Car Surfing
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Crazy Crab Walking Chick
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Oiled Up Chicks Wrestling
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Some Chick Named Jenna Haze Posing/Getting Naked/etc
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This Spray Will Get You Laid – And Let’s Face It – Sex Is Good Even Though You’ve Never Had it Yet.
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2007

07

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know what happened again today, I was on the computer all day but couldn’t get any posts up after the letter to Splash. I think it was a good post but I wasn’t planning on letting it ride me through the day. It’s just the way things happen I guess.

I was at a coffee shop today where a group of new mother’s were hanging out. It’s pretty much what they do in the neighborhood. I assume they are either on maternity leave or are stay at home mom’s and don’t feel like staying home because it’s boring so they meet to talk to each other about how amazing they feel now that the little bastard has finally left the womb….

Coincidentally, one of the mom’s was breast feeding, out in the open and I couldn’t help but stare. Shit didn’t give me a boner, and I am not going to go off like a fag about how beautiful a baby and it’s mother is in their natural co-dependent state. I was looking because I wanted to see fucking nipple and take advantage of the opportunity of tits exposed.

One of the mom’s kept staring at me and I realized she used to be a slutty bar maid who served me daily about 3 years ago…I guess it was a whole “where are they now” situation. I didn’t want to make eye contact because I would have been lured into conversation while her friend’s tit was hanging out and I knew I wouldn’t have been able to not stare and woulda made a fool of myself.

I woulda got video, but the screen on my shitty camera broke so no more stepTV until it gets fixed. Here are my links.

I got Steve Aoki to put me on his guestlist for a party thanks to myspace. He’s playing at in Montreal at some Chachi bar that normally wouldn’t let me in. I told him he shoulda brought Lohan to me in my message, I got no response. But I think I made it on the list regardless..I feel so hip until I get there and everyone starts staring at me because I don’t belong….My sweatpants and old age and stink make me someone Chachi’s don’t want around…you know, ruining their party and asking their women to show me their tits. We’ll see what happens or if I actually go….I am all about the adventure.

Click my Links…

Jenny McCarthy’s Nipples on the Beach with Jim Carrey
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Paris May Be Goin Back To Jail
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Britney in a Bikini with her 2 Babies and her Assistant
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Sex with a Carebear
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Katherine McPhee is Crazy in Concert in a Jewish Outfit of the Day
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Gisele Lookin’ Hot on the Runway
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Guess Which Kid Forgot his Ritalin
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Rosalyn Sanchez Nude in Some Movie Called Yellow
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I love Cameron Diaz’s Legs
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Some Hot Lingerie Shoot
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Some Male Cheerleader Does a Drunken Backflip Without Realizing God Hates the Queers
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Sarah Michelle Gellar is High
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This is one of my readers, watch her high budget music video that made me laugh and aroused at the same time….
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This is one of my readers dancing
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Dude in a Wheelchair Went on the Ride of His Lifetime
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Reverend Al Sharpton is Mad that Paris is Being Released Early Because it is Racial and Economic Favoritism…
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Paula Abdul Can’t Keep a Publicist Cuz She’s an Insecure Crazy Person
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Some Naked Chick in the Rain
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I am not sure what these pics are of, but they were sent into me so maybe you know…
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Ashlee Simpson Banged Pete Wentz in the Bathroom
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Some Hot Cam Chick Dancing to a Horrible Fucking Song…
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More Lohan Workin’ Out
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Jessica Simpson Lookin Single and Ugly Enough to Bang
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Bob Barker’s Last Episode of Price is Right’s Goodbye Message
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Crazy Used Car Salesmen Viral For You To Laugh at
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AJ & Aly Michalka at Some Party Showin Leg
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Some Japanese Toilet Pranks
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Some More Japanese Gameshow Action
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Sex on the Beach
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Big Brother Night Vision Makes Clothes See Through
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Fernanda Tavares Sports Illustrated Photoshoot VIdeo
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Rebecca Loos Naked / Topless Big Tittied
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Lebian Bedroom Make Out
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Seriously Huge Ol’ Titties
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Crazy Drunken Bum Gets Mad
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2007

05

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I have decided that my new years resolution is to ask more girls to show me their tits in person. I figure that since I do it all day on the internet I am ready to take the step into the real world and randomly try getting everyday girls to pull out some tit. I am talking about the bitches who work at the grocery store, people on the street, people in cars, there are pretty much girls everywhere and a least all of them have some kind of tit and I want to see them. I was out earlier and tried to get some hot girl in a sports car with her window down to show me her tits. She was about to do it but wanted money. I offered her 20 dollars and she was about to do it but then her friend walked out and put a stop to the fun. It was stepONE of a new tomorrow and I think it’s going to get me arrested.

I suggest you do the same and send me the pics. Since I am an equal opportunity bloogger and I assume at least one of you has a vagina, you can do the same thing by asking dudes to show you their dicks. Fair is fair but the problem is the second a girl asks to see a guys dick the guy will probably expect the girl to be willing to take it in her mouth so be careful. Tits are less aggressive…unless the girl you are asking has a big ol’ boyfriend.

Either way, Click my links. I am dizzy and if you are wondering who the picture of the header guy is, the story is that this dude reads the site 3 hours a day and his buddy sent in his pic saying that he’d be honored to be my stepLINK header. I like to make people happy and I like to make simple dreams come true so #1 stepFAN thanks for reading….(update, fan #1 got mad about the whole thing, so his friend who was trying to do a nice thing, asked me to put a picture of himself up instead, I have given up on posting pictures of my 3 fans, and will go back to random funny shit I come across tomorrow. I hate drama and ruining friendships when all I am trying to do is make dreams come true…)

Some Site Interviewed me Cuz I am Amazing
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Kym Johnson from Dancing with the Stars
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Rad Girls Dog Snatching Cuz They Are Crazy
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Rad Girls Subway Pole Dancing Because They Are Crazy
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Rad Girls Pregnant Prankster Because They are Crazy
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Perez Hilton Does Vice Dos and Don’t Like He Knows What the Fuck He’s Talking About….Some People are too Fucking Ugly To Have an Opinion and Have No Fucking Business Having The Opportunity To Voice Their Stupid Fucking Opinions…
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Victoria Beckham Wearing No Pants Looking Amazing
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Christina Aguilera Wearing No Pants Lookin’ Amazing
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Katherine Heigl No Make-Up Slut
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Perez Hilton’s Troll Feet
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Paris Hilton Lesbian Prison Fantasy
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Jim Carrey and Bikini Clad Jenny McCarthy on the Beach.
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Very NSFW Chick Getting Banged While Smoking…Very NSFW….
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Hidden Gyno Cam
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Teachers Behaving Badly
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This is an Amazing Interview with Some Crazed Autistic Home Schooled Kid Socially Awkward Kid…
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Nice and Vanessa Can’t Afford a Real Bodyguard because they are Useless Celebrities So They Hire Heart Attack Man To Sit on People Who Get in Their Way
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Elisha Cuthbert Finally Lookin’ Sexy
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Britney Spears Throws a Knife at Some Dude…
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Guilia Siegal Hot in German Maxim
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TheCobraSnake Dos and Donts and Talks About Lohan Doing Coke
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Eli Roth’s 24 Inch Cock For You Sick Fucks
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23 Nights in Paris The Video
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Some Dude’s Tight Clothes Fetish That I don’t Understand…Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Dude’s Flickr Gallery of Girls He Doesn’t Know
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Paris Hilton Prison Soap
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Britney Throws a Knife at Some Motherfucker
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This Topless Chick is What Inspired Terry Richardson to Take Pics The Way He Does
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Some Girl Writes About Getting Waxed
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Some Mexican Making “Orgasmic” Sounds
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Michelle Marsh Topless in a Magazine
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Liz Claman TV Reporter’s Hard Nipples
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Drunk Nipslips
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The Art of Kissing
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Hot Belly Fetish For the Gay Fat Lovers
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Naked Nessa
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Naked and Pregnant
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Watching Girls Change Clothes
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Some Slut’s Tits Talkin About Celebrity Gossip
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The Ultimate Foot Fetish Sex Toy
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Angelina Jolie Adopts Another Baby
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Petra Nemcova and her Tits
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FleshFlick – Creepy French Guy (NSFW)
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Leann Rimes on the Cover of Shape Magazine
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Victoria Beckham In Bondage Gear
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How About a Happy Dancing Girl To Make You Realize Life Is Happy for Some People
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Lesbian Bikini Beach Party
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Emily Scott Showin’ Off Her Tits
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This is Why You Shouldn’t Pay Bums to Arm Wrestle
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Hayden Panettiere’s Cleavage
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How To Fake Semen on Photoshop
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Megan Fox Under the Hood in Transformers Showing Off Her Fucking Hot Body and Talking About Squirting….
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Yvette Lopez Photoshoot
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Kerri Russell Wet Tank Top
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Security Camera Catches Dude Shitting
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Nicole Richie Hiding From the Paparazzi
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Call the stepHOTLINE and Leave a stepMESSAGE
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Use This Spray and Get Laid Cuz They Say It Works….
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2007

04

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I had my mind set on doing a bunch more posts today with all the fucking MTV pics that hit. I was going to live blog the show because I haven’t live blogged in a long time but realized that I don’t get it on my one channel. I was going to write about how Cameron Diaz has AMAZING fucking legs especially considering she’s 40 years old. I was going to talk about how Victoria Beckham looks like a total stripping piece of trash with her pink bra exposed and I love stripping pieces of trash. I was going to to talk about how Amanda Bynes is a mini Lohan and looks all coked up and ratty like Lohan and I like that too. I was going to write about Megan Fox’s prison tattoo on her forearm and how that shit is not hot to me because I don’t like obscure randomly placed tattoos of Marilyn Monroe because they remind me of old army men, but bitch is pretty fucking decent looking. Then I realized that uploading all these pictures you’ve already seen would be a lot of fucking work for nothing, so I just did my stepLINKS instead motherfucker…and there are a lot of them…All worth clickin…


The stepHOTLINE Hottest Message of the Day – I wonder if this chick is hot because I think I am in love….
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Britney Spears has a Busted Cellulite Ridden Underwear Riding High Exposed Ass
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AKON picks up a Kid and Throws Him Because He’s Fucking Insane and thinks He’s Still In Africa
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Hometown Hotties Semi Finalists For You To Vote on After Jerking Off To
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Girls Aloud Sarah Harding Tight Upskirt
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Old Jenna Jameson Naked Pics
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Lauren Hastings is a Useless Slut Who Models and is Riding Lohan’s Name To The Top This is a New Useless Message Wishing Her Luck…While Bitch Wrote Me a Myspace Message Calling Lohan Going to Rehab and the Whole DUI Karma. She’s full of shit and I hate people who are full of shit. Click the Link….
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Have you Ever Seen THis Carmen Electra Naked School Girl Video?
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Blowjob in the Park Video
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Pussy Glamore is a Lingerie Company and this is a Behind The Scenes Video Of Their Photoshoot
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Sophia Loren has a Hot Nip Slip
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Britney Spears Upskirt Panty Shot
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Kim Kardashian Has an Insane Big Booty
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Paris Hilton Going to Jail Video
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MTV Movie Awards 2007 Picture Post
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MTV Movie Awards Sarah Silverman Monlogue Bullshit Where She Disses Paris
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Attack of the Penis
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Crazy High School Girl Runs After a Dude and gets Owned
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Paris Hilton’s Mug Shot and Booking Sheet
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Andy Warhol Eating a Burger
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Some Chick Named Carli Banks Goes to the Beach
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This is Phamous69 – Click on Movies There Are A Lot of Obscure Erotic Artistic Shit You’ll Like
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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How About a Little Dinner in the Sky
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Idiot Lets His Friends Brand Him
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Here’s Some Weird Porn For You Called ET Lesbian Alien Sex That I am Pretty Sure You’ll Like Cuz You Are Weird
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Crazed Homeless Guy Gets in a Fight with Shrek in Hollywood
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How About some Lesbian Naked Baby Oil Wrestling
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Victoria Silvstedt Fully Naked Pics I’ve Never Seen
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Adrianne Curry Working the Pole
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Rihanna Photoshoot With Jay Z Jizz on her Legs
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Some Chick Named Lara Bingle Modeling Some Bare Lingerie
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This is Considered Good Ass Lyposuction Results
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Some MILF Sex Tape – NSFW
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How About Some Coco Exposed Tits
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Some Teen Masturbating int he Shower
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Brazilian Butt Augmentation and Vagina Rejuvenation Success Story…
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A really Shitty Video About Some Loser Who Wants To Be a Bra When He Dies…I am Sure This Dude Will Get a TV DEAL…Too Bad the Girl Is Fucking Ugly….
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A Whole Lot of Ana Beatriz Barros Lookin’ Hot
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Some Hot Chick Shaking Her Ass and Doing the Splits on Webcam
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Heidi Montag’s New Tits the MTV Paid for Because They Are Fiming this season of The Hills During the Summer With Lots of Bikini Action – True Story – Someone Emailed that into me.
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Shitty Pictures from an Underwear Party
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Christina Aguilera Walking Her Pet Monkey of the Day
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Get your girl a C-String…It’s the New Big Thing…
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Call the stepHOTLINE, It’s Free and I Care About What You Have to Say
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Remember To Use This Spray to Get Laid
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Heres a Video of Big Tits on the Beach….

Crave Online: Funny Videos, Sexy Videos, Music Videos, Movie Trailers, and More!

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2007

02

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I took some pill yesterday and it raped my insides. I haven’t been able to walk in about 18 hours because the pill raped my insides. I haven’t been able to eat because when I do I remember that my insides are raped. I know you probably don’t care to here this but I passed out early and slept all afternoon and night because my insides were raped. I didn’t get a chance to post my links yesterday because my raped insides forced me to sleep off the ass burn….

I didn’t get a toaster oven or any kind of prize from winning the Best of Montreal. Traffic didn’t go up and hot chicks didn’t send me pics of their tits. I did get asked to be on local radio, we’ll see if I’m up to it. I never really did any media before and reality is that the whole thing is pretty funny considering the radio would have never approached me to be on their show a week ago….The site is still a struggle and trying to knock down doors of the mainstream without changing my content so all recognition is good.

I realized that you fuckers who voted also voted for Lara Roxx the pornstar with AIDS as most desirable women – she made the list. You also voted the best pick up spot as St Laurent and Ste Catherine and that made the list too. Either this site is bigger than I think, or the local paper has no readers….

Either way, here are my links…

Alison Sweeney’s Got a Nip Slip
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Kirk Cameron Pays 20 Dollars to
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Jessica Simpson Suckin on a Spoon
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Watch The Booble Porn Topless News
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Lohan Lame Jill Stuart Ad
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Paulina Rubio Shows Us Her Pink Panties…
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A Video Called Girls Are Stupid…
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Rad Girls Play Pubic Hair Roulette and Loser Eats Pubic Hair Burrito
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Girls Making Out Topless Negotiations
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Maria Sharapova Upskirt
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Eva Longoria Dancing In Some Hot Outfit
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Danny Bonaduce Stripping Video
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Star Magazine Doctors Jennifer Aniston But Not the Way I’d Doctor Her…I’d Photoshop a Penis on Her Cuz It Would be Funny
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Some News of Fat Celebs and How Much They’ve Gained
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Retarded Brazilian TV Show Ass
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Lame Synchronized Swimming in the Park Video Worth Watching…
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Avril Giving the FInger To Us..That Whore
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Alyssa Milano is Not Lookin’ So Hairy in These Slutty Pics…
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Lesbian Cock Ronson Has Been Selling Lohan Out to the Paparazzi
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Ricky Powell on the Street for Video Movie Awards
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Weird Axe Beach Showercam Website.
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The Extended Kelly Brook Bikini Calendar Set of Pictures
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Here’s Some Celebrity Gossip of the Week You Won’t Care About including Nicole Riche and Jail, Some Gay Guy and Harry Potter
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Some Argentina Slut Named Jessica Cirio Stripping on the Pole Amazing Ass…
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Pro Wrestler Punches the Camera Man in the Face
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Scary Goth Chick Cam Show
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Rumer Willis is a Lesbian
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Hot Norwegian Celebrity Falls on Her Face While Skating
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Lohan is Really Committed to Rehab and Leaves to go to the Gym
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Samantha Ronson Gives Her Lesbian Cock to Nicole Richie
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Asian Nipple on this Cobrasnake Imposter Site Out of Montreal
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Some Dude Sent This Site Pics of His Wife and His Dick
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Some Miss Universe Named Cecilia Bolocco Topless in Miami
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Some Stripper Who Was Photographed WIth Yankees A-Rod Is Naked On the Internet
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Amy Smart in Some Photoshoot
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Lookin’ Real Good Sweetheart
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Photobucket Girl’s Vagina and Boyfriend Going Down On Her
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RadarONLINE Asked Me For My Favorite Links of the Week This is What I Sent Them
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Some Song Called “Dad’s Going To Kill Me”
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Lara Croft is 10 and Here are Some of the Best Lara Croft’s Naked..I thought Angelina Jolie was the Only Lara Croft….
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AFL Dance Teams
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Redo Boobjob of the Month
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Creepy Video Following Some Girl in a Short Skirt
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UK Dogging Video of the Day
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Comatose Patient Sex For You Freakshows Who Get Off To Weird Stuff
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Do you want sex? Help yourself out…
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2007

01

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am drunk. I had planned on doing a couple more posts and hunting down the best links for you but instead my friend at the park saw the number 1 rank and decided to spend his last 20 dollars on 40s of beer and cigars. I couldn’t say no, I live for that shit. Nothing exciting happened while drunk we went hunting for Brad Pitt cuz I was tipped off that he was in my hood turns out he left Montreal yesterday…

Either way, here are my amazing links…


Take the FHM Sex Survey Even Though You’re A Virgin
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Jenna Jameson Lookin’ A Little Tranny
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The Producers of Big Brother Australia Won’t Tell This Naked Contestant That Her Dad Died Earlier this Month. That is Fucked…Her Tits..Not So Much…
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GEICO Cavemen Fashion Show…Weird….
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Jodie Foster Shows Off Her Pantyhose Covered Ass
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Some Amateur Webcam Video
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Some Amateur Girl Masturbating on Cam
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Ashley Judd’s Nipples, I Posted This Yesterday But Didn’t Notice all This Nip
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Christina Aguilera Takes Monkey To Dinner
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Marilyn Manson Talks About How He Didn’t Stuff Lohan Like He Was a Taxidermist
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Lohan is Addicted to Oxy
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Sick Pedophile Gets Tased for Trying to Bang a 13 Year Old..Sick Fuck…
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Bar Rafaeli in Lingerie -She’s Leonardo’s Ex
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The Story Behind Uncle Ben
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Crazy Condom Man Just Click on the Products and Watch his Wild Intros….
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Next Door Nikki in Her Bedroom Video
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Some Drunk Girl Showing Her Tits
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Chick Named Cristal Houston In Playboy
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Tea Leoni in a Bikini
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Kylie Minogue Upskirt
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Bridesmaid Takes Out a Flower Girl
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If you are bored, I was told these cam chicks give free shows, I used to go to this site from room to room being an asshole and it was always funny….
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Fetus Coin Purse
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Nicole Richie Gets Her Nails Done For You Foot Fetishists
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Kerri Russel in Interview Magazine
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Panic at the Disco Singer Gets Hit With a Bottle
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Air Blowjob and Handjob
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Hlary Duff’s New Music Video
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Some Chick Named Paula Garces Who You’ve Never Heard of Posing
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Paula Abdul Loses it in this Conference Call
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Billy Joel’s 25 Year Old Wife is Leaving Him…Big Surprise
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Lohan Drinking and Driving PSA from a While Ago – Funny
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The MTV Movie Awards Swag Bag
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Convenient Sex Toy
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Tammie Faye Baker has Stopped Her Cancer Treatment. The End is Near and That is Sad
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Victoria Beckham Hates Bloggers – I am Offended
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Emily Scott Nude in FHM
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Olivia Newton John Must Have Gone Under The Knife Cuz She Looks Younger than Her Anorexic Daughter
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Kimmy Stewart and Kelly Osborne Filming Some Reality TV Show Together it’s Got Something to Do With Daddy’s Money Not Being Able to Make You Pretty
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Is Nicole Richie Pregnant. We’ve Already Gone Through This…Anorexic Girls Never Get Their Periods…
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Hey Virgin. I Think You’re Ready. Here’s the Magic Sauce To Seduce Chicks
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2007

30

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I like to get drunk and when I get drunk I usually don’t have anyone to talk to. I can’t really drunk dial anyone because I don’t have anyone’s phone number and my wife just doesn’t entertain me when I am drunk so she’s off the list of things to do while drunk. My new favorite thing is drunk IMing and Facebooking.

I suggest that tonight after you drink your lonely self into a happy place, message your highschool sweetheart telling her you still sleep with a picture of her everynight and that life hasn’t been the same without her the last 20 years. Or try find people who work at local stores you go to and ask them what they are wearing and what they think about when masturbating, or maybe even start up on a co-worker by telling her how hot you think she is and how you think about her when you’re masturbating.

The good thing about the internet is that it is faceless, the bad thing is when you run into these people again, but it’s all worth the fun.

In the meantime, click on my links.


Lohan and Her Slut of a Mother in 1986
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Calum Best – Lohan’s Boytoy for a Weekend – Doing Lines Off of Hookers
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Some Chick Calls Her Dad Before Stripping on Girls Gone Wild
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Romantic Day At the Fountain
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Beyonce May Have a Penis
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Crazy Fucking Mother Who Takes Her Girl To Get the Lohan Special at the Tanning Salon Video – INSANE
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Some Girl’s Photobucket Pierced Nipples
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Firecracker Wake Up Prank
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Another Bai Ling Nipple Slip in Cannes Last Week
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Guy Makes His girlfriend Dress Up Like a Stormtrooper…Not Sure How He Got a Girlfriend….
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Owner of Quiznos Takes Out a Homeless Guy
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Elisha Cuthbert is a Dump on Her Way To Paris’
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Blonde Girl Beats Up 2 Goth Chicks
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Disgusting Ball Sack Sex Video – NSFW
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Paulina Rubio Cameltoe Performs
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Madonna Lookin’ Old on the Set of Some Movie She Is Directing
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Imogen Thomas Topless for the First Time, She’s From Big Brother in Europe…
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Photobucket Nipples
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Some Chicks Doing Some Webcam Show Ass Shake Bullshit…
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Sexy Bull Riding Girls
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What the fuck is Up With Paula Abdul…What Meds is She On???
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Petra Nemcova Short Dress Action
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Britney Loses Top While Performing….Shitty Video Worth Watching….
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This Umbilical Reconnection System is Fucking Weird But I Laughed. Unfortunately…
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Sex Doll Factory Pictures That Will Turn You On – Weirdo
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Holly Valance is Some Chick Posing in Fishnets for You
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Funny Girls in Bikini Race Video
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Britney Spears Was Drunk and Puking in Her Hotel This Weekend
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Dancehall Dancers Doing Their Dancehall Ass Shaking Dances at Some Dancehall Dance Convention
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Some Chick Punches Some Idiot in the Face Because He Asks Her To
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Celine Dion Has a Transgendered Son
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Some Chick Masturbating Video – NSFW
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Lohan in Rehab Pictures, Because Rehab is Where You Make Friends With Bigger and Better Addicts…
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Lohan tried to Kill Herself – At Least that’s the Rumor. I bet she was just on her period.
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Brad Pitt in Montreal. I Live in Montreal. I am Not Brad Pitt
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Blame the Gays for Girls Obsessing About Being Skinny….Probably True Cuz All The Guys I know Fuck Fat Chicks….
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Some Webcam Chick Dancing
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Summer is here, Girls are Ready and You Have No Game and Can’t Get Them. Rumor Has It That This Product Will Help…
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2007

30

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was accused of being a racist again tonight and I wasn’t even making a racial slur, it was just a case of people being over sensitive and jumping to conclusions or creating issues where there were no issues to being with. I was walking down the street and some drunk chick was moonwalking down the side walk like she was Michael Jackson….Some dude in a suit was running after her and she was obviously trying to play cute and hard to get. I said out loud that I didn’t get why dude would stand for that cute hard to get shit, but the looks of the girl, I’d rather fuck the potted plant next to them. They heard me and thought I was hating on her cuz she was black, reality is, I woulda said it if she was Mexican too. I love all girls, I just don’t like when they act a fool….

Here are my links:

Bijou Philips Shaking Her Ass and Dancing in Lingerie in this Photoshoot Video
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Salma Hayek is About to Explode
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Beth Ditto Naked Scares Me Cuz She’s a Lookin’ Good Sweetheaet
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Miss Universe Bikini Pics
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Some Model Named Victoria Von Helkine Photo Shoot Video
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Some Old Chloe Sevigny Bikini Pics
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Ashley Judd Wet
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Lookin’ Good Photobucket
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Vote for this Girl for MTV Real World because she said if she won, she’ll wear ANYTHING I want her to on TV and I think that is worth voting for….
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This is Naked Breakfast and I’ve Been there and It Completely Changed My Breakfast Needs…Fuck Good Food, Just Give Me Naked Waitresses….
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Crazy Woman Drives Through an Office
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Sophie Anderton Tit Slip
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Kendra Wilkison Talks About Being Naked
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Homeless Sex Pictures Are Pretty Amazing…
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Eve Trying to Be Sexy in her Tambourine Video
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Photobucket Pics You Won’t Admit You Like
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One Bum Drop Kicks Another Bum and Steals His Bike
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THis is Something for you Shoulder Fetishists…
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Sheryl Crow’s Creepy Exercise
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Webcam Girl Compilation
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Book of Rude Page 3 Girls
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Topless Miss Universe Chick
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Photobucket Nipple
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This is My Favorite Music Right Now
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Vanessa Anne Hugdens Bikini Pictures
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Hot Teeth
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Terry Richardson Nike Campaign – I Guess It’s To Go Up Against American Apparel
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Angelina Jolie Lookin’ Good in Yellow
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Girl Sends her Boyfriend Pics on their 1 Year Anniversary….
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Cartoon’s You’d Like To Fuck
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Lohan’s Fake Myspace
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Miss USA Falls at the Miss Universe Pageant
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Miss Wet T-Shirt Video Compilation
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Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel Catfight
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Some Clever Ads
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Lohan Death Pool
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Buy Parts of Lohan’s Crashed Car
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December 2004 – i called lohan a firecrotch – way before Brandon Davies cuz I am a trendsetter for fat losers…You already knew that…
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Nicolette Sheridan Has Hard Nipples
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Petra Nemcova Drunk
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Block Party Rioters Throwing Glass Bottles At People
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Hot Hotel Room Pictures of Some Chick
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Train Collision Video
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Crazy Concept for a Reality Show Cuz It’s About Organ Donors….
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Nicole Richie’s Party Invite For Skinny Bitches
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UK Students Stage a Robbery of their Own Home in Front of the Cops
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Britney Spears is Wet
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Britney Spears Letter to her Fans
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Lilly Allen was Kicked Out of School for Giving Blowjobs
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Some Living Room Housewife Pole Dance
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Chick Doing Catwalk…
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Alyson Hannigan Candids to Make You Vomit…
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Danielle Llloyd is in a Pink Bikini
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Funny Waite’s Dick Prank
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Nicky Hilton Bikini Ass
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Svetlana Metkina Nip Slip
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Somethings Help You Fuck…This is One of those Things
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2007

28

May

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I decided to get more active this summer because my lungs feel like they are filled with mud, so I decided to steal a bike. I couldn’t find one worth stealing but did find an old helmet in the garbage. I figured that if I have the bike helmet and hit up stealing a bike in daylight no one will think I am stealing….I got the idea from my Hipster’s Stealing Bike video. It’s all about lookin’ the part, even if lookin’ the part is rockin’ a helmet even though helmets make you look fucking gayer than DJ AM.

That said, I probably will never go through with it because it is too much effort, but I did go through with my stepLINKS even though no one is coming to the site today. I guess they are with their family and friends, enjoying the time off or some shit…

I don’t have a job, so I just don’t get excited about holidays….now click on my link…

Some Girl’s Big Fat Tongue
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Kelly Brook’s Bikini Photoshoot For Memorial Day
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Mischa Barton Hospitalized
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Avril Lavigne Tells the World She’s a Highschool Drop Out
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An Actual Video of US Army in Battle for Memorial Day
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Jesus Protester on Sunset Strip and a Girl Getting Naked Next To Him…Almost Amazing…
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Kim Kardashian and Her Hip Hop Producing Loser Who She’s Banging even Though He’s Paris’ Sloppy Seconds…Sexy
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Havin’ Fun
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Some Maxim Chick Showing Off Her Tits in this Video
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Lohan is Going to Die and I Blame the Lesbian Cock Ronson
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Naked Yoga is Hot When The Right Person Is Doing It…
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Happy Mugshots
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Kissing Video I Don’t Understand
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Weird Paki Party With Strippers
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Lohan’s Dad on Lohan’s Addiction…
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Tweety Bird Popsicle Doesn’t Really Look Like Tweety…
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College Bikini Fight
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Jessica Biel Pumpin Gas
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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The world’s Best Bellyflop
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Fergie Performing With Some Kind of Retardation
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Sienna Miller Topless in Alfie
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Photobucket Lap Dance Party
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Mischa Barton in French Elle Magazine Lookin’ Okay…
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Perverted Baby Video
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Claire Danes Down Shirt Tit Pic
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Britney Spears Heads to the Tanning Salon
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Hipster Pole Dance
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Naked Photobucket Chick. Not Sure How I Keep Finding These
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Paris Hilton Hiding Like Because She’s Got a Fuck Ugly Face…
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Nicole Richie is Pretty Fat for an Anorexic Drug Addict…Maybe She’s Knocked Up, But I Heard Anorexic’s Don’t Get Their Periods
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The Lohan – I Know Who Killed Me Trailer
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Flexible Girl Gallery
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NSFW Sex With a Tribal African Dude – I think this is Staged…
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Svedka Vodka Drops the Lohan Party Sponsorship…Too Bad She Can Afford Her Own Fucking Vodka…
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Gay Activist Gets Punched in the Face
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Losers Fight Over a Girl on Springer
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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On the Street Cleavage Bounce
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Beer Drinking Pig Reminds Me of Me
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Remember the Girls Farting In People’s Mouths on the Street from Fuse TV, This Is Her Prepping for the Fart Video….
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BestWeekEver’s Heidi Montag Bikini Comic
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A Whole Lot Of People Dressed Like Princess Leia Pictures
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NSFW with a Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Who’s Ass Is So Big There is A Rash Where the ASs Chicks Meet…
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Vice Dos and Donts With HIV Chloe Segivny
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Marilyn Manson Taught Justin Timberlake About Pussy
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Use This If You Want to Know What a Vagina Looks Like Firsthand…
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