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2004

30

Dec

I am – Kate's Muff

I know she only has one foot that is functional.
I know she has a hoof.
I know she has naked pics out there, and I have seen them.
I still think posting a picture of her BEAV in sheer panties is worth something.
I know I am too poor to join her site.
I know I am too lazy to find her pictures.
I know sheer panties are sexy
I know her poon’s got some give.
So I decided to post the gallery where you can see her love bun
Through a pair of sheer panties.

HERE

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2004

29

Dec

I am – Jerry Orbach (Dead Celeb of the Day)

Lennie Briscoe from Law and Order is DEAD (cancer)!!! I have nothing else to say as I am in shock. I’ll miss you old man.

· Actor Jerry Orbach died Tuesday at age 69 of prostate cancer. Orbach spent years on the New York stage as a song man in hit musicals, but he was perhaps best known for his role as acerbic New York homicide detective Lennie Briscoe in the long-running hit series Law and Order. via npr

Fan site Who knew tough Jerry (lenny) had a fan site)

More HERE

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2004

29

Dec

I am – Kate's Playground Yeast Infection

She is naked in all kinds of random places and she shares her panties with her other naked internet friends. Here is a picture of Kate in pain/discomfort from a major yeast infection. She gets them chronically. I know, because she is in Canada, and so am I.

Her picture Here

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2004

29

Dec

I am – Kate’s Playground Yeast Infection

She is naked in all kinds of random places and she shares her panties with her other naked internet friends. Here is a picture of Kate in pain/discomfort from a major yeast infection. She gets them chronically. I know, because she is in Canada, and so am I.

Her picture Here

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2004

29

Dec

I am – Jennifer Tilly's Nipple

Jennifer Tilly is a total Twat. I don’t even know what she is in, but I can imagine nothing very good considering I don’t know who she is, and I worked in a video store for over 5 years. I was even the manager, until I got fired for stealing ….

Jennifer Tilly’s Big Nipple – Nipple Slip

HERE

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2004

29

Dec

I am – Jennifer Tilly’s Nipple

Jennifer Tilly is a total Twat. I don’t even know what she is in, but I can imagine nothing very good considering I don’t know who she is, and I worked in a video store for over 5 years. I was even the manager, until I got fired for stealing ….

Jennifer Tilly’s Big Nipple – Nipple Slip

HERE

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2004

29

Dec

I am – Paris Vs. Lohan: Bar Brawl

Paris and Lohan got into a screaming match over a VIP booth at some trendy club a little while back. In the end Lindsay got up and gave Paris the booth…I wonder if Paris threatned her coke supply. Other highlights of the night included Ashlee Simpson being “accidentally” bumped by men and Paris crawling on the floor.

Details Below:

New brat pack pals Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton erupted in a screaming match over seating at a hot Hollywood party Dec. 15. The glittering girls, who happily dined with Ashlee Simpson just two nights before, were not even speaking when they arrived separately for dinner at restaurant Sushi Roku in Hollywood. By the time they got to club promoter Brent Bolthouse’s birthday bash at trendy club Concorde, their claws were out.

PARIS WINS

Star People’s eyewitness spotted Lohan and her entourage strolling into Concorde at 11 p.m. and settling into one of the four VIP booths. But when 23-yearold Paris Hilton arrived at 11:30, the heiress marched straight to Lohan, 18, and demanded, “Get out of our table!” Although Lindsay suggested Paris and her posse sit at other open spots, the duo soon began screaming into each other’s faces. Concorde’s managers finally separated the two — with Lindsay eventually moving across the club and Paris claiming the disputed booth.

AIR KISSING

Surrounded by fellow brat packers Ashlee Simpson, Fred Durst, Nicole Richie, Kirsten Dunst, Leelee Sobieski, Chad Muska and Bijou Phillips, Paris further drew stares when she butted into conversations and crawled on the floor searching for her lost cell phone. Across the room, Nicole blew air kisses at good friend Kirsten Dunst, while Ashlee Simpson smiled as she was “accidentally” bumped by men on the dance floor. When a techno remix of “California Dreamin'” played, Ashlee sung at full blast while wild Bijou Phillips –who’s parents were in The Mamas and The Papas — stood on a table shrieking, “These are my parents!”

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2004

29

Dec

I am – More Annoying Paris in 2005

Newsweek gets to the bottom of the most annoying celebrity of 2004 scandal. Apparently Paris is not happy she lost to crackhead brittney. But she promises to be more annoying in 2005.

Paris Hilton Vows To Be More Annoying in 2005
The heiress is taking aim at Britney Spears’ crown WEB EXCLUSIVE

Dec. 28 – One day after singer Britney Spears was named the Most Annoying Celebrity of 2004, hotel heiress Paris Hilton congratulated the pop tart on her victory but served notice that she intends to re-take the title in 2005. “Britney had a very annoying year and deserves credit for that,” Hilton said, “but I will do everything in my power to be more annoying in 2005.”

Behind the gracious façade, however, Hilton was huddling with top advisors to determine “what went wrong” in her quest to grab this year’s Most Annoying crown. “Paris thought that she had all her ducks in a row to be the most annoying person on the planet,” said one confidant. “No question about it, heads are going to roll.”

Jonah Donnelly, an analyst who tracks irritating celebrities for Credit Suisse First Boston, said that Spears’ two marriages in 2004, one of which lasted only 55 hours, made her “virtually impossible” for Hilton to best this year. “Paris’s sister Nicky was briefly married this year, which did help make Nicky slightly more annoying, but at the end of the day it did almost nothing for Paris,” Donnelly said.

Going forward, he added, both Hilton and Spears may face a stiff challenge next year from up-and-coming annoying celebrity Lindsay Lohan: “It may be time to pass the torch to a new generation of vapid attention-seekers.

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2004

29

Dec

I am – Spying Cameltoe

It is going to be a slow couple of days on here, because of vacation and the new year and all that shit.. we are drinking heavily and putting less focus on delivering the goods. We do have our priorities in order, because I don’t remember the last time you gave me a false sense of happiness.

Keep checking back…because 2005 is made for drunken stepfathers….

Happy New Year – You Twats..

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2004

29

Dec

I am – Nazi Porn

When white power people decide to make porn. This is what happens…they go out and find black hookers and the totally treat them like shit….

I don’t find this hot, but it does remind me of when I was a gardener for this very rich family. I once went through his shed and found a huge collection of gay porn and women’s lingerie. There was a box of pictures of him dressed in lingerie, I spoke to one of the maids one day on a cigarette break and she told me about how he liked to get on all fours and have her insert random objects in his ass. I think his favorite was spicy sauusage, but he would also insert eggs and other food products.

The Nazi Porn Intro

HERE

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