While in Mexico, I got drunk on tequila one night at the age of 6 and made a bet with my priest that I could handle getting circumsized….so I did it and now I regret it.

I joined a support group and every night we discuss how we wish we never lost the most sensitive part of our penises…most guys blame their parents, I can only blame myself. I was young and influencable…like a 17 year old girl on coke….

Here is info on Foreskin Reconstruction

Here is a product that helps you re-grow a Foreskin

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I don’t care about celebrities unless they are hot, young and willing to please to further their careers. This is some random celeb stories that don’t get me hard..but make me laugh…if I knew how to laugh.

1 – Johnny Ramones Wife and Mother Fight Over His Estate here

2-Rod Stewart sleeps with a Transexual here

3-Pam Anderson Kisses Stephen Dorf here (She has Hepatitis, does he have a death wish)

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The Phil Flash site features a whole lot of girls who don’t get naked, but pose in their underwear. The main girls are Tiffany Teen, Next Door Nikki and Princess Blue Eyes.

Here they are covered in chocolate….I like the kiddie pool…these girls are classy, they remind me of upscale trailer park girls, not the ones with no teeth.

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I am a lover and not a fighter, when a woman asks me to hit her, I say I will baby from the back This guy isn’t so nice, he smacks this bitch down, if he knows anything, he should touch her inappropriately while she’s out cold. I did that once but roofies were involved. I was young and experimental…..I remember dragging her out of the club and telling everyone she had too much to drink, it was wild! Her foaming mouth made a nice warm place….

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Google images is back in effect. Today’s word is Twat and the results can be found here

Type 5 Images

Twat the Place

Twat the Protest

Twat the Leather Cowboy

Twat the Cop

Twat the Clown

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I was reading the Lohan Speak Album liner notes the other day as I was practicing a dance routine for the song “Rumors”, and I noticed something funny. LinLo proclaimed her love to my little mexican buddy Wilmer. I didn’t realize how funny it was until I read it on OhNoTheyDidn’t…..This is what it says…

Wilmer: Since you have come into my life you have been so supportive and understanding. I feel blessed to have you. Thank you for being by my side whenever I need you. Papi, thanks for telling me I can do it all and for being proud. Thank you for loving me. I love you.

It is an unfortunate case of being a fool, a fool in love with a mexican. But it is nice having this permanently part of your album, to remind of what being drunk and in love felt like.

You are 18 and our mexican loverboy is older. You were the “it” girl, you were all over the media, you had big boobs, you were appealing and sexually inexperienced so you wouldn’t mind his ridiculously small penis. He is Fez from the ’70s show, he has lots of money and little talent, his hobbies include picking up young girls and fucking them. I hate to break it to you but he never loved you like I did Lohan, he just told you that to get you to do anal…He was never supportive, but he acted like he cared because it was all part of the manipulation process….when he realized that were annoying and obsessed and after having you in every position he needed you in, your job was done.

Lindsay Lohan where is Wilmer Valderamma now? Is he in Ashlee Simpson or Mandy Moore? Has he found a new C-Lister to C on?

Don’t worry Jesus Martinez can make you feel a lot of things, I am sure blessed is one of them… your inexperience in the bedroom is a turn-on for me, I can be the sex educator. And the only person you should be calling Papi is your DrunkenStepfather, now come sit on my lap I have a story to tell you….

It is Christmas afterall….

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I am pale and I look like a rapist on heroin. My stylized facial hair has nothing on my black eye. I have spent a night in Paris and it wasn’t that eventful.

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I am pale and I look like a rapist on heroin. My stylized facial hair has nothing on my black eye. I have spent a night in Paris and it wasn’t that eventful.

Here

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Does watching an hour of the OC leave you confused and dizzy. Not sure who’s related to who and the love intrests between all the various kids…Me either, but if you want to look “COOL” with the young kids you gotta know whats up on the O.C. It’s the Beverlly Hills 90210 for this generation.

This handy little chart will help you fake your way through an OC conversation on Seth Cohen, Julie Cooper, Ryan Atwood and the rest.

Chart Here

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This is a long one, read it if youre bored

Almost all Coca Cola produced in the United States is made with corn syrup instead of sugar. Corn syrup is cheaper because imported sugar is subject to tariffs. It is only a tiny price difference, but a tiny difference adds up to some money when you are producing billions of cokes. Some Coca Cola mavens claim that Coke tastes better when made with sugar. There are only two major sources of Coca-Cola with sugar in the United States.

Some Mexican restaurants import Mexican Coca Cola. (We hesitate to say they import Mexican coke). The other source is well-known to “real thing” mavens. During Passover, the Coca Cola bottling company of New York makes kosher for Passover Coke. Sugar is used instead of corn syrup, because corn is not considered kosher for Passover by Orthodox Jews of Ashkenazi
background. Coke mavens, Jewish or not Jewish, try to snap up the Coke produced during the six week period when “kosher for Passover” coke is on the market. It is referred to as “the search” among Coke lovers. In point of fact, the difference between Coke containing corn syrup and Coke with sugar is pretty minimal. The water quality of the area where the Coke is bottled has more to do with the variations in taste than anything else.

New York City is justly famous for having a great source of good tasting water. Therefore, the “kosher” great taste that many out-of-New York Coke drinkers attribute to the sugar in kosher for Passover Coke may be due to the water.

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