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Yahoo: chyna’s penis in porn video #24
MSN Search: gonerhea pictures #2
MSN Search: santa2005 #7
Yahoo: Jewish Sluts
MSN Search: ashley flint go kart accident #38
Google: drunken stepfather #1
HOTBOT: tommy lee’s big cock pic #7 (i wish i was making this up)

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When looking at the stats of this site, which I do sometimes, I find a lot of people come to our site from random searches. I decided to feature the top three searches, if there are days that aren’t so interesting, I will make search results up…..

Today’s top 3 search results are: (these are real)

1-chyna’s penis in porn video
2-uncles sucking their little nieces cunt
3-gonerhea pictures

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After reading the Minx Winxy Pudding + Pie smut on my site, I thought to myself that I need to delete this self-righteous shit, it isn’t part of the Drunken Stepfather way. I was going to make the decision to ban her but I figured I would let the people voice their opinions in the comment section. It would be unfair to dump her, without having your support, I mean you are the ones reading this shit, not me.

The Reasons We Should Keep Her on Here:

1- She is 18, and my stepdaughter’s are in that age range, I like the energy, enthusiasm, perky tits and naivity (i love that word, i think it is the umlaut that i love, punctuation sometimes makes me happy).

2- She thinks I am funny and that is good for my ego, sometimes my failure as a son and as a husband gets me down, and any positive reinforcement keeps me going.

3- She is a Jewish Slut, and this site is all about Jewish Sluts.

The Reasons She Has To Go:

1- Self-righteous poetry shit doesn’t get me hard, if I wanted that shit on here, I would have started a blog called Mr-Martinez’s Shopping List (great feature idea – this is how the genius happens, you just witnessed it, how does it feel to be in my brain for a minute, pretty nice isn’t it…), back to this self absorbed shit, where assumptions are made about people actually caring about your feelings/and your daily activities. That shit is reserved for kids with no friends and lesbian hippies who recently came out and need an outlet with an audience. Drunken Stepfather, hates that shit.

2- She isn’t hot enough to make me cum all over-myself with little or no touching, it would take her a good amount of work to secure the climax, probably some prostate massaging….which I am sure I would enjoy…but it wouldn’t be a volcanic reaction that I am looking for…i want a wet dream sensation, in the middle of the day, while eating some Chinese food and watching some John Malkovich….

3-Nobody is into mind sex, you do have to take your clothes of yet, so post some nudity and the Stepfather says stay….and if you want to talk about boys you love in far aways places, can you try to talk about what you do to yourself while thinking about them… no one cares about black hole theory, unless that theory involves insertion and clit rockin!

This doesn’t have to be a Boys Club, I welcome content from the girl kind but there should be some regulations… I am – the enforcer…and I have said my piece, but now it is up to you. Post the comments whether we keep her, or ban her….I know what I think, but DrunkenStepfather.com is a democracy….so rock the vote like P.Diddy runs marathons.

Post comments anonymously if you don’t want me to know you are here (Lohan I am talking to you)

– Jesus

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i have a crush on this boy
he lives 3000 miles away
one day we will be reunited
he is so goodlooking
i cant shower anymore
because every time the hot shower water drips down my body, i think of his tongue there
because i have stopped bathing
a certain scent is escaping my pores
my parents sent me to dollard
i have not seen anyone in four days
i have made friends with racoons, like when i was a kid
i fear they are trying to make an alliance with me so that when i am sleeping they can pick out my eyes.
i stumble down corridors, and find this book by Jean Pierre Luminet about black holes.
there are about 400ish pages
but only one has writting on it
and it says “hello margicka”
which is the name my loved ones call me for endearment purposes.
it was at this point that i blacked out.

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She’s just really sweet.

And super sexy

By the way, I do believe her shirt is see-through.

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A little while ago, I posted some clips from the Chyna Sex Tape known as 1 Night in China. Well, now you can download the whole thing (if you’re into that – but we’re not judging) by using BitTorrent.

Here’s the Torrent file: 1 Night in China Torrent (right-click and save as)

The video is a 189 MB AVI file. You’ll have to extract the Torrent file from the ZIP first.

Don’t know what BitTorrent is? Find out here

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last night champagne loved me again.
i stumbled into my house
turned off the lights
put on the alarm
walked into a wall
fell on the floor.
looked at myself this morning
in the starkness of nude truth
saw that i had actually banged my head so hard i had split the skin
but the blood had dried.
clotted, if you’d like.
felt down.
hid in my room for a while.
ended up dancing to disco to make my feet feel they were not left out.
ended up dancing like a slut on fire.
i am-sleeping with the champagne bottle

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I want to smack this woman everytime she opens her obnoxious mouth.
She is loud
She is annoying
She acts all out of control.
Her career is pretty weak.
But her playboy pics are pretty good.

HERE

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I don’t watch beauty pagaents. I find they give girls a false standard to live up to, like being a good person, and helping those in need. By making appearances to shows like “Extreme Home Makeover” to donate a Tiara for the little girl with cancer, do making visits to every hospital in the country, always sporting a smile and good hair. I think girls should learn how to be woman by watching reruns of Roseanne…it’s more in tune with reality.

This Teen USA posed for Playboy.

Check out the pictures here

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