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2013

10

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Bikinis from a Distance of the Day

We call this “I’m too fat for people to see me from up close”…selfie that I probably photoshopped and didn’t actually selfie but rather had someone take of me…who I kept instructing to move further and further back to ensure getting in the scenery while making her imperfections…and she’s got a lot of them…seem non existent.

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2013

27

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Ass for Marie Claire of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens may have been fat and half naked in Spring Breakers while re-inventing her career from being a Disney molested kid raped by the industry and the execs hard enough that she knew how to take and leak nudes of her and her hairy little chipmunk vagina to the internet in protest…

You know, the talk of the industry for a few days last year…after being the talk of the industry for a few years after the nudes were leaked…

But now that it’s all said and done, she’s gotta master her hustle and figure out where to go, and luckily that involves this GIF made from the behind the scenes of some shoot in September…where she’s on her stomach, the position you want any chubby girl you’re fucking to be in, so that you don’t have to look at the wrinkle in time that is her belly..

Hot GIF…

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2013

26

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Bad Twerking in Shorts Pics of the Day

Yesterday, I posted this Vanessa Hudgens Twerking with her EDM club act that she dropped after she was fat on Spring Breakers…and today the pictures dropped…showcasing that she’s a little tighter bodied…than she was this time last year and that’s a good thing ,but the pantyline…. but more importantly, the airy little treasure trail on her stomach…that you know leads to the squirrel in her pants..reminds us that she’s better in cell phone videos at her events like the nude cell phone pics she took at 17 showcasing her hairy little body…and not in HD….

You see, I like a hairy pussy more than any other pussy because it has more personality…but this shit is just gross…

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2013

25

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Twerks of the Day

Like every single girl under 40…Vanessa Hudgens is twerking…only unlike every girl…she’s doing while performing shitty dance songs at night clubs in Los Angeles….

She also does it to Bubble Butt like all the college girls…and it’d be more interesting if she was 10 pounds lighter, naked at 17, braiding her thick Disney Bush…

I guess this is just evidence that rave culture is dead, it’s gone Hollywood, mainstream, and fucking shitty….but booty shaking will live forever…even when it’s done shitty…I mean she’s under 25….my grandmother could twerk better than this and she’s dead as fuck…

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2013

16

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens is Still Pudgens of the Day

I have seen Vanessa Hudgens grow up from a 17 year old hairy pussy in some nude pics I am convinced she leaked in efforts to break free from the mouse ear empire that made her and pave the way as a legit actress who gets naked but more importantly…that doesn’t shave her pussy…into a chubby threesome rocking bikini clad bitch in Springbreakers, who I may have hated the entire time, and who I may have been disgusted by her pudge or her comfort level in being in a bikini despite her pudge, even if she is and forever will be Vanessa Pudgens,..a portly body we’ve come to accept…

She’s’ out in shorts showing belly and I’m posting it…because that is what she’s all about…embracing the fat…

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2013

28

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens in a Sports Bra of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens thought it was a good idea to post a picture of herself in a Sports Bra, to let us all know that despite being a little chunky, especially in her last movie, she’s making moves to get fit, and those moves involve wearing skimpy workout gear like fit girls, kinda reminding me of the fat girl in a pair of booty shorts I saw at a late night diner eating a burger when drunk….

Maybe it is because Vanessa Hudgen’s family sold her off as a kid, and ever since then she’s been trying to fit in, whether she is built to fit in or not….whether it’s getting naked in self shot cell phone pics for male attention, or doing threesome shit in Springbreakers…or trying to get fit…but I am into her documenting the process because it’s better than not seeing her in a sports bra…right.

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2013

26

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Reminding Us She Exists of the Day

I am into all Disney girls competing for male attention. This is from some movie I’ve never heard of called The Frozen Ground or some shit I like to call “I’m not a Disney Girl Anymore Stop Calling Me a Disney Girl I am Willing to Get Naked in Movies and Be a Threesome Stategic Nude Stripper Just Don’t Call Me Disney”…amazing.

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2013

25

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens in Some Shorts of the Day



I wonder if seeing pics of Vanessa Hudgens excites anyone….like do dudes jerk off to this shit…I mean couldn’t they just google her nudes she took when she was 17…you know when she was advised to do the Traci Lords…and smut out while underage so all her nudes would be taken down and the scandal would make her household…I mean does an ex Disney star who was just fat in a bikini for Springbreakers, in shorts that aren’t even that shirt really do anything for anyone…you can just leave your house and see hotter bitches who don’t have Disney starlet attitude actually showing cameltoe and ass cheek…making this Vanessa Hudgens character as obsolete as I already knew she was…

I’ll post it anyway…cuz I’ve already written this nonsense.

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2013

16

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Doesn’t Wear Period Friendly Clothing of the Day

I saw this scene in a movie once, or maybe it was in my masturbation fantasies from High School, when the one day a girl wore her white outfit to school, she got her first period, humiliated in front of everyone, forever being called “Bloody Betty” or whatever the fuck kids call the chubby girl in the white pants bleeding from her vagina…you know leading to years of torment, therapy, Post Traumatic Stress, a weird hate for her period because every time she got it it reminded her of that horrible day, leading to her becoming a lesbian and/or on hormone therapy to never have a period again…

All this to say, Vanessa Hudgens looks weird, I prefer her taking selfies naked and hairy….than this business casual weirdness.

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2013

26

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens and her Dad of the Day

I guess this is a picture Vanessa Hudgens posted last week on instagram of her and her father. I’ve seen this bitch naked, I can see the resemblance…it’s uncanny.

As a stepfather, who never wants kids of his own, I still respect the happiness in a girl’s face when she is with her dad, to every girl he is her hero, her first love and that bond is one that no one can really break, unless of course he’s a molester in which case she probably wouldn’t be hugging him and as happy with him as possible, but then again, his selling her to the entertainment industry has worked ok for her..

Either way, here’s the little Monkey and her dad…so cute.

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