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2020

10

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens “FUCK ME” Dance of the Day

In very important Vanessa Hudgens news….she’s posted up a dance of her asking you to fuck her…you know pretending she’s saying “Fuck Me” because of the struggle of leading the dance…but we know what she’s doing. It’s a SUBLIMINAL message to the people out there. I find it very hard to believe a disney trained dancing monkey can’t figure out a lame social media dance kids with no skills are doing.

She’s single and like all single girls, she’s looking for cock or at least male attention. She’s getting older and she’s at the height of her breeding window….and thus pretty horny, not that these actors with too much money and ego aren’t always horny.. she is the nude (with Bush) selfie taker back before that was a thing….edgy….but just showcasing everything those Disney Execs taught her in their casting couch training….

All I am trying to say is girls get bad when they get single and this is Vanessa Hudgens at basic girl antics that I’m all for watching how it unfolds…

She’s looking hot.

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2020

24

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Has a Titty Tattoo of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is now single, so the first thing she’s gotta do is start trying to convince her boyfriend who was too hot for her, but didn’t realize he was too hot for her, until he started making his own real money and make his own real moves and realized “shit this hag is a downer, I got my life to fucking live”….leaving her to deal with rejection, loneliness and the idea that she may not be as hot as she thought she was.

Luckily, like all women on social media, she has a direct line to the male feedback she needs and all it takes is tapping into her old ways of slutty nude selfies. She was almost a pioneer with it.

So as she figured a new titty tattoo was a good excuse to show tits, we get to see shes’ got more tit that we expected her to have, and the hairy little monkey that is Vanessa Hudgens lives another day…..

How hot is that skin discolorment patch that looks like a Hawaiian island…I know…so hot.

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2019

15

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Titty Top of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens Titty Top

Some Vanessa Hudgens titty like this was 10 years ago and she got her first phone with a camera on it….you know to send pics of her tits to the dude she was actually fucking after Disney made her pretend to be fucking Zac Efron…Disney marketing tactics…they don’t own the fucking world for nothing…

I guess the good thing about Vanessa Hudgens possible pregnancy and recent weight gain is the fact that she’s got tits, cuz we all like tits…even when they are cockteasing tits…I mean I’ll stare at tits in sweaters and basically anything when I am face to face with tits….I mean what do women expect with all their talking about whatever bullshit they are talking about on repeat…how are we not supposed to look at their tits…our attention span isn’t that good…and our magnetic attraction to tits is just too powerful…

Either way, it’s not full tit, but it’s still tit…so stare…

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2019

14

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Fat Ass Showing Off her BOX of the Day

One of my most favorite jokes of all time, that could be seen as being dumb, but really what joke isn’t dumb, and not funny, because most jokes aren’t funny…is when a woman, or even a man is anywhere near a box, and someone says “is that your box” or anything about the “box” or that is “box” related because “BOX” needs cunt…it is

In Vanessa Hudgens case, we’ve all seen her box, her actual box, not the box of food we can assume that she’s carrying now that her fat ass in tight jeans is fat again…I predict a pregnancy, she’s that age, but her weight fluctuates more than a homeless prostitute on AIDS when she’s trading her PREP for meth…if that’s a thing…it could be a thing…I am too autistic for METAPHORS if that is even a METAPHOR…that’s just not how I do things…the extent of my observational humor is calling a bitch fat.

ANYWAY shout out to Vanessa Hudgens for the being the original leaked nudes before leaked nudes were everywhere…quick to produce jerk off material the second she had a camera and messaging ability…my kind of girl.

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2019

15

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Nipple Reflection of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens Nipple Reflection

The biggest news in celeb tits is that Vanessa Hudgens did a clever titty flash like it was old times, always an innovator this one, at least when it comes to tits, since everything else about her is relatively boring, candy coated, Disney shit….but I will always credit her for one of the first nude selfie leaks of all time and now she’s casually posting selfies where her full tits are in her sunglass reflection like an Easter Egg hunt in October….forcing us to find the nude like some kind of ESCApe ROOM but the titty in the pic version…

I think this is the basis of a million dollar business called “find the titty” in the pic featuring girls who like showing their tits, but in less than obvious ways to keep a little mystery. Clever and it can be spun as an accident…pretty exciting even if she isn’t.

Vanessa Hudgens Nipple Reflection

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2019

16

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Baby Bump of the Day

VANESSA HUDGENS BABY BUMP IN THE BIKE SHORTS??

For the last week, I’ve been saying that Hudgens is pregnant with that boyfriend she’s had for a long time, some dude playing Elvis in an upcoming movie, because she probably is…

For the last decade, I’ve been saying that she’s Vanessa Pudgens, cuz she’s got that fat gene but fights it off, but there have been times when she was a solid 15 pounds overweight, which is 100 pounds overweight in Hollywood weight, they used to do things different when fat and ugly people were banned from their scene, which as far as I’m concerned was a good time….

I like UNREALISTIC BODY IDEALS.

I like looking at good looking people in made up stories that don’t matter. It is better than ugly people.

I think that when people work their asses off to look fit and good, who invest in clothing to dress well, and who are who all together in some marketable package, should succeed. They should go to LA to make it, thanks to their egos or whatever…

It’s a war zone out there…like the best man for the job, get the fucking job…

I think you can take a good looking person and make them fat, or ugly, with prosthetics…we don’t need fat and ugly people in our media.

I think that having good looking people on TV, motivates fat and ugly people to try harder if they want that celeb life…or accept that they are more behind the scenes.

I do not need fat people playing fat people…and you don’t either..

So yes, keep Hollywood skinny and good looking, and revisit that blacklisting, only apply it to the fucking uglies…

Hudgens, not an ugly, in bike shorts cuz they are on trend, rocking that fat upper pussy gunt…WHAT COULD IT BE.

Here she is in fishnets with some slut…


Vanessa Hudgens Fishnets

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2019

11

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Lingerie of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens Lingerie

Vanessa Hudgens your original slutty selfie taking celebrity has decided to add a little sex to her outfits to her public appearances….that unfortunately don’t showcase her thick bush…because she is a hairy little monkey which I think is great because at the time it came out…bush was officially DEAD…and I don’t think her BUSH was influential or that it made any real impact in the world…and I don’t think the new BUSH wave of popularity I’ve been wanting for years has anything to do with her…but back then, when her High School Musical nudes happened. It was a big deal…

That said, her new look, public lingerie and it’s great (enough)…you know not that great at all.

My expert fashion consultant says she’s dressing like this with her new found tits cuz she’s pregnant and diverting from her GUNT….which I believe…


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2019

06

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Booty Flash of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens Booty Flash 3

Vanessa Hudgens is doing some silly booty shake dance because she’s a slutty Disney Kid. Well trained.

Dancing should be be embarrassing but the whole world isn’t one big dancing asshole….I’ve been on TIKTOK…AND I WALK the mean streets of my neighborhood and I consistently see people dancing….I can’t explain it, but I see it.

I guess it is our innate tribal instinct, at least for Vanessa Hudgens, who is still primal, at least in her pussy maintenance cuz she hairy or was hairy back in those leaked nudes before anyone was leaking nudes.

An innovator and a leader….and a booty shaker for the internet cuz they all sluts. Even the rich and famous ones.


Vanessa Hudgens Booty Flash 3

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2019

15

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Found her Tits of the Day

BIG TITTY NEWS….

This just in (19 hours ago on her instagram) Vanessa Hudgens has found her tits…

Long gone are the days of weird tits in nude selfies…cuz these fuckers look round.

That’s all I have to say about that.

That’s been BIG TITTY NEWS….from the TITTY Surveyor of the Internet…

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2019

13

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Wet Bikini of the Day

VANESSA HUDGENS WET BIKINI

Vanessa Hudgens is out there with her hard nipples and fit enough body considering how pudgy she’s been over the years….and I guess she’s doing it for ELVIS….because ELVIS is her boyfriend…or at last the queer actor who was just selected to play ELVIS cuz all actors are queer…is her boyfriend…and since all actors are queer….we can assume their sex involves him looking at himself in the mirror reciting his lines while she uses a HITACHI MAGIC WAND or something more high end on her twat.

We have to remember, and of course we remember, that Vanessa Hudgens is a little pervert who was taking nude selfies featuring her hairy little pussy, before it was a thing. A Disney Kid moving first on sex work that she claimed was a “Violation” so that it didn’t damage her pervert career and despitee not looking that great, or her lawyers pretending she was underage in the pics to get them off the internet, I developed a respect that will be a lifelong respect for her, cuz girls who took nude selfies early in the nude selfie game are awesome..

So her hard nipples and ass in her yellow bikini, despite her possibly being pregnant is a reminder that Vaneessa Hudgens is great, if not in looks, then in attitude, but not in actual attitude cuz actors are entitled brats, but great in the fact she took nudes.

VANESSA HUDGENS WET BIKINI

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