Vanessa Hudgens during her break-up came out strong when she knew her relationship was officially over.

Maybe ELVIS, the ex, who probably has Coronavirus from Tom Hanks, as they are filming in Australia, despite Elvis having never traveled outside of America, thanks to Colonial Parker, the man Tom Hanks is playing, being an illegal. Elvis facts, ya know.

Maybe Elvis, the ex, was officially fucking new pussy he was seeking when he left Hudgens to become Elvis, and that is why she came out strong.

Either way she did 3-4 weeks of ThirstyThursday, slutty content to get you all excited about her, to reclaim her sex appeal after being a sweatpant wearing girlfriend buried in familiarity….

But then she got lazy, bitches always get lazy, maybe she got dick, maybe her revenge is over, maybe she’s back with the ex, but the dust has fucking settled….so much that she’s posting hashtags like #notsothirstythursday

While posting insensitive statuses about travel…knowing she won’t actually go on a trip with you, and not just because of the coronavirus travel bans…

Here she is doing some weird witch shit. Girl power.

Here she is dealing with the Coronavirus by not being in quarantine…

Either way, she’s looking hotter than ever and that is important because I am superficial.

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Vanessa Hudgens went as viral as you can go in this era of nothing going viral a few Thursdays ago when she introduced her “thirsty thursday” marketing program that involved posting up a slutty pic, under the assumption that the people know it was an intentional slutty pic, for the sole purpose of being praised for the slutty pic. You know cuz thirty girls do thirsty things for attention, but when you say your intention, it seems less desperate.

She’s recently single, we can give her a break, especially if this becomes a regular thing since shes looking hotter than ever.

I don’t know if this is part of Vanessa Hudgens finding new life now that she’s single or if this is part of her Thirsty project, but like all women who get dumped, they realize how lazy they were in relationships, and see what they did wrong, and that they didn’t fuck enough, or be hot enough, so what better way to get revenge or new dick, than to post up hot content in a “look I was always hot, I just was playing the old, familiar, boring, period pant wearing, lazy, whining, bratty…cunt girlfriend”….the shell of what dude signed up for when they first linked up and when she was probably into fucking all the time….standard relationship woes….where every break-up looks something like this…maybe it’s not on social media, but at the club, but girls who get dumped get slutty and start working out or stop eating to look hot…and are always at their hottest post break-up…so enjoy this while it lasts because soon enough, she’ll go back to her old girlfriend ways with a new dude…but for now…it’s recover, getting over dude, dealing with heartbreak via her pussy and what better way to do that than slutty enough shoots.

Good work Hudge.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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I know it is Friday but I am late to the game. I don’t go on social media. I hate the shit and it bores me. I don’t need to see what these assholes are up to every minute of my life. I prefer being left the fuck alone.

That said, Vanessa Hudgens has been starving herself out and working out since her recent break up with a dude she was with for 9 years…which is nutty and totally understandable why they dude who is getting some celebrity would ditch out on the old pussy, when there’s a world of new pussy out there throwing itself at him…escape the old…onto the new…she’s old…and she’s feeling it…but she’s trying…

She does these THIRSTY THURSDAY posts on social media since the break up that are a mix of trying to get some attention, trying to feel good about herself, millions of people watch her shit, trying to piss off the ex who is balls deep in three other hotter chicks, all to help her through this dark time.

She is an original nude selfie performer…a “leaked nude” on the earliest camera phone…so she’s all about that “look at me life”…she’s a child actor, so her parents and Disney trained her for this. Perverts.

Her caption on the video:

Look how sweaty she is…. she must be #THIRSTYthursday

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I originally wrote the headline as “male attention” but realized these young people are all weird and they all fuck each other because they are so liberated and inclusive…that Vanessa Hudgens in her recent break-up, could in fact be seeking pretty much any attention from any gender or even species since we don’t have definitive evidence that she’s not part Sasquatch / Yeti…unless her 5 O’Clock Shadow on her pussy was intentional in her early selfie nudes, before anyone was doing selfie nudes, during an era of every girl wouldn’t be caught dead with pubic hair, to my DISMAY because I love pubic hair…..

That said, her boyfriend she gave a bunch of years to, is now playing Elvis and about to be a hugely booked star, so he did what all dudes who make it do, and dropped the dead weight…because all the hot pussy, famous or not, is going to be throwing themselves at him and thus no time for old table scraps who is too comfortable and who you have been through the wringer with…..so drop her….

He’s on the rise, she knows she’s on the decline as she gets older…it’s just biological science so she’s on the prowl…to either make him think she’s hot, not damaged, etc.

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