Vanessa Hudgens is pretty uninteresting.

She looks like a little monkey that you pulled out of some rain forest, a little more evolved than your standard monkey, but a monkey none the less….you know the kind of shit that leads to being patient 0 with some kind of std like HIV, cuz she’s good enough to bang, she’s practically human, and people will understand why you did it…..

She did however produce underage porn, nude pics of her at 17, that got circulated around, mainly discussing why she got laser hair removal on her entire body except her pussy, before realizing looking or owning those pics could get you arrested, in her attempt to erase the publicity stunt, using the law to do it….and despite that being lame…she still displayed personality traits of a whore….and I love whores…

So here she is on her bike, in a short skirt, encouraging people to stare like she was Miley doing the same stunt last week…cuz Disney breeds quality teens and makes them into quality troubled women….and I like it.

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The Spring Breakers, a shitty movie that is making up for their shitty storyline, by getting all the free marketing they can, by bringing in the paparazz to push pictures out to the public….pictures that happen to be of close ups of Vanessa Hudgens ass…probably for her to see how her weightloss has been going……

I guess half naked ex-Disney stars in their bikinis is exciting for the perverts knowing all the sexual skills they have at their relatively young age that they had to polish up on for their Disney execs who would tell them “you’re replacable, you know how many 12 year old girls who are less fat and monkey looking than you will suck me off for this gig, get on your knees, this is the business you chose….so if you ever want to work in this town again, get to work”….as their pimping parents looked on giving gestures on how to do it like they practiced at home as to not fuck up the retirement fund….and there is something magical, far more magical than this photog closing in on Vanessa Hudgens’ over 18 year old ass that we all saw naked is self shot pics back when she was producing kiddie porn before she turned 18, and that is a girl pulled out of school for high paying prostitution gigs at the age of 15….

Either way, here’s the post Disney starlet ass being milked….like it used to milk Disney execs…..

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Vanessa Hudgens is on set filming some shit movie with Selena Gomez that I am sure is going to be a disaster to watch….but that girls everywhere will love and imitate cuz that’s just the way these media brain washed cunts and it could be worse…their idols could be fat girls like Adele, instead of girls like Vanessa Hudgens who take naked pics of themselves for the internet, and who bend over in short shorts letting us look up their shirts….to stare at their bras….you see cuz I want a future filled with half naked girls open and willing to be naked….and not one filled with fat chicks who sing love songs…ya know….

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I like guns. I like shooting them. I don’t care that they kill people or that they are accessible cuz matches are accessible and burning down your neigbor’s house is just as deadly as going in and shooting up your neighbor’s house, as long as you lock the doors properly…..

I never fell into that whole girls with guns fetish, it just doesn’t turn me on, even though shooting guns turns them on….cuz I guess it makes them feel lethal and dangerous and bitches love excitement…

I have fell into that whole staring at crotches in short shorts, panties and bikinis like I was a fucking gynecologist though….so that’s why this picture of Vanessa Hudgens, our favorite little hair monkey holding a gun, speaks to me….shit she could be holding a bunch of bananas, a diet coke or anything, cuz as long as the crotch is focal point, nothing else matters….Tip Via Celebribabes

I was looking for more pics of these bitches Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez on twitter cuz this gun shit is from a shit movie they are making, you know in efforts to make this post even better and more robust….but unfortunately the only one posting any pics is some fatty named Ashley Benson…who is also in the movie and doing all she can to get noticed by associating with the more important sex offender and child pornographer…

I am fascinated with girls who have flappy vaginas…because I’m fascinated with all vaginas….and from my experience more meat doesn’t mean less tight…

For the longest time all I wanted was a coinslot pussy, you know just a slit…the kind you think rarely exist in the adult world cuz Playboy photoshops labia….but as life progressed, I realized those only happen on chubby girls and that the perfect pussy that are just a line waiting for you to walk with your tongue to find the clit are rare….i

In fact the best pussys out there have some lip and clit….those are the ones that cum easier, that are more fun to suck on, that feel better as a wrist watch or mitten….but for some reason girls are insecure about the shit….maybe cuz there is surgery to correct the shit….even though there’s nothing to correct….you know making you fuck them in the dark….when really pussy meat is some of the best meat out there….

So Here’s Vanessa Hudgens shoving her labia into a pair of shorts and I like it….save the meatless pussies for the faggots…

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You’d think being the low level celebrities Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens are…they wouldn’t have to do Duck Face, they’d have facial expression coaches and make-up artists to prevent a face I’ll never understand….mainly because it never looks good…

I just assume the bitches doing it think it pouts their lips, and gives them good texture by stretching them out the right way…all big lipped ig eyed big dreams….but it looks like they are high school girls prepping a Myspace profile back when Myspace still existed….

Guys want O-Face…or Dick Sucking Face…or Cum on My Face Face…we don’t want this shit…even when we get that Tisdale is a monster and should be walking around with a burlap sack on her head…but that’s no fucking excused…..

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Here are some pics of Vanessa Hudgens on Jay Leno the other day….She’s not wearing a short enough skirt for me to see her panties that her 5 o’clock shadow cuz she’s a hairy little monkey who needs to shave her vagina twice a day…and we know this cuz we’ve all seen it…and liked it…cuz pubic hair makes us feel like men….but I’ll post the pics anyway…

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I think Vanessa Pudgens has this cry for attention thing all wrong…I mean it’s pretty fucking obvious that she’s posing for the paparazzi pretty intense, like this is some low grade swimsuit calendar and she’s making sexy face for all the boys to buy into the shit…

Now you may be wondering why I said she’s got this cry for attention thing all wrong, provided you bothered reading what I wrote, which I’m gonna doubt, but assume you did anyway, cuz how else would I make my point….that bitch already leaked nude fucking pictures of herself to the internet…she set the fucking bar that we want that or more going forward….preferably more….because she was 17 at the time…and we all need evolution in our publicity stunts…while being in a bikini is alright but not up to my expectations….and my expectattions are what matter…

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Here are some softcore porn, maybe romance novel cover inspired pics of kiddie Pornographer Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend, who may or not be a homosexual like the last one, and she’s wearing a bikini, at sunset, in the ocean, like could she even write a better diary entry than this shit….

I’m digging it thanks to the bikini…..that’s all I really need to make boring, pathetic, obnoxious love more enjoyable…

Here she is in a dress….

while her BF getting some love from some other bitches…..

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