When fat and forced to go to the beach – you have limited options – one of them being to not go to the beach and to lock yourself up in your hotel room eating ice cream and french fries and cake from Room service and the other is to suck it up, put on some sheer looking thing and wear a pair of overalls to cover your recent weight gain, cuz you’re not quite fat enough for the one piece with the skirt bottom and a bed sheet to wrap around the whole thing, making you look like a piece of furniture, but you are too fat to look good on all founrs in a two piece…even though I think everyone looks good in a 2 piece…

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Here are some pictures of a chubby Vanessa Hudgens and her womanly boyfriend showing some love, because Vanessa Hudgens is a lesbian down with gay guys to keep her lesbianism under wraps cuz no one wants a lesbian…at least not me cuz lesbians hate me….I’ve seen her nudes and her girl on girl makeout pics….I know how it is with this one…but for some shitty reason she’s’ put the whore behind her and all she’s giving us is a little ripped jeans, red bra and cleavage at some department store…she’s changed…for the worse…

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Here’s Vanessa Pudgens in some tight vagina hugging shorts….almost tight enough to show off her 5 o’clock vagina bush shadow….cuz she’s a hairy little troll…and needs to shave multiple times a day to stay under control….at least that’s what I like to think to justify her shitty self shot nude pics…that she took at 17….and that she threatened to send all the bloggers to jail for…even though she’s the kiddie pornographer…..who I like to follow for no real reason other than wondering what species she is cross-bred with to justify her look….Her teen sister’s not so bad either…

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Vanessa Hudgens went Grocery shopping, you know because living up to being Vaness Pudgens and her recent lesbian haircut and weight gain, requires eating….a lot….and sometimes watching bitches grocery shop is highly erotic…some of my greatest masturbation memories I reflect on while violating myself are about bitched in leggings buying fruit or meat….I’m weird like that…but where else is there a steady flow of women you can watch all day….exactly…

That said, I prefer when Hudgens is doing underage, fully bushed, smutty self shot pics…but here is her round ass anyway…

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Here are some hot pics of Lesbian in Training Vanessa Hudgens…who has traded in her mid-level sex appeal for some short hair and what looks like a face that could produce a solid mustache….you know all hairy like the 5 O’clock shadow of her vagina she once shared with us back when she was 17…..I think I’m just liking the pics cuz she’s got a good round ass in a pair of tight yoga pants…cuz when it comes to lesbianism and the women who make it up…that’s all you really need….I mean provided she is a lesbian in training and not just looking butch for non sexuality related issues…who cares…..

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This is a stretch even for a pervert like me…See Vanessa Hudgens, actress, is rocking a white dress and when she hits the sunshine from the right angle, it’s so see through you can see the shadow of her fucking legs…This is the kind of low key slutty dress that you’d expect from a girl transitioning into lesbianism, you know slowly scaling back on her sex appeal, until one day becoming some kind of Meg White looking fat chick on a motorcycle circulating my block to rip off my dick as all other lesbians do…

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If you’re a chick and you’re wondering how Vanessa Hudgens intends on losing her new found fatness, it’s through yoga….

If you’re a dude, yoga means one of two things – flexibility/ the ability for a bitch to eat out her own pussy and yoga pants tha make watching a bitch try to eat out her own pussy heavily erotic, not that I’ve ever gone to a yoga class, I’m more into just watching sweaty girls leaving, all tight assed and able bodied….

Not that Hudgens on her quest to be a dumpy lesbian is either of those things, but I like to document her progress on that because I’m pathetic and have nothing better to do….

I don’t get why the paparazzi didn’t get any ass shots…cuz fat chick or not, I’ll always stare at an ass squeezed into yoga pants..

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I can’t do an ASHLEY TISDALE and leave out her better half….because I have this plan to make High School musical better, it’s just got a series surgeries that involve grafting Hudgens head on Tisdale’s body, like I want to graft a condom on my penis so that I never have to get in a nasty bitch unprotected again, even though I fucking hate condoms and think they are built for pussies who shouldn’t be fucking in the first place, in a can’t handle the head, get out of the kitchen you scared of unwanted pregnancy, AIDS, or other STIs cunt, but because I think it’d be a good party trick….

I don’t know what I’m saying, I’m distracted by Hudgens’ vagina, 2 sizes too small shorts, because I now the furry little squirrel of a vagina hiding under there, I saw it when it was allegedly 17, even though I think that was just strategy to get sites to take the shit down, a strategy that was actually way more erotic than the pics themselves….

So here’s Pudgens, making efforts…

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I’ve been making fun of Vanessa Hudgens the last couple months because she cut off her hair and got fat, cuz she probably made a million dollars to do that, thanks to being an actor but shit still made her look like a dyke, which tied in nicely with the self shot pics of her naked and making out with a chick that sue threated to press charges against me for posting cuz she was 17, when I just think it was poorly planned cuz of her 5 o’clock shadow bush, even though I love bush, but the rest of the world doesn’t, which is unfortunate for her cuz being a little monkey means naturally being hairy….

But the truth is, I find Vanessa Hudgens kinda hot…maybe cuz I know she’s slutty thnaks to disney execs and a contract boyfriend who was gay leaving her with a tingly pussy dying to get fucked leading to self shot nudes..or maybe it’s cuz in yoga pants, pudgy or not, her ass looks fun to eat.

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I’m pretty into watching Vanessa Hudges slowly grow into her bull dyke body. I’ve even gone so far as renaming her Vanessa Pudgens, cuz I have that power, and that genius level of creativity, you know cuz she’s beefing up….and I like to point in out so that she puts a stop to the shit and sorts herself out cuz her willing to get naked, cute, chipmunk who tried to sue me for posting nude pics of her self has some serious potential in being something we want to fuck….you know cuz she obviously reads the site and treats it like her life coach…like so many other people….why else would I have 4 readers…motherdfuckers..

Either way, she’s in tight pants, her hair is less dykey, her body less pudgy, making moves, but not spread eagled enough….but in her defense, they never are.

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