Vanessa Hudgens is modelling in her underwear….and I can’t see past the fact that she looks like a hairy little monkey…even when half naked…I am happy that she’s taken the time to shave herself down, unlike the time when she took nude pics when she was 17 for the internet…

It’s nice to see how much she’s grown and progressed as a useless Disney Starlet into this….whatever this may be…

Who cares.

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I went to some crackhead rave shit, or something I thought was going to be crackhead rave shit, because I haven’t gone to a rave since the late 90s, when shit was fucking crackhead, but now it’s all mainstream. It’s like electronic music is top 40, and it was the equivalent of going to one of those mainstream clubs filled with 9-5ers back in the day, only now they were raging, dressed up like this, in sunglasses and wigs, with GOGO dancers and the whole thing was almost like a bad halloween office party, only it was just their Saturday night.

So I’m not too surprised to see Vanessa Hudgens “Dub Stepping” in her stupid outfit, I’m just surprised she’s not taking nude pics of herself for attention, but I guess there’s no point in doing that anymore, since she’s not 17.

I do appreciate that she’s covering her fat ass with her sweatshirt as girls who are insecure about their bodies do. It’s a good sign.

This is convenient, since Vanessa Hudgnes is a clown bitch…

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Vanessa Hudgens is probably going into remission, but not in a “I don’t have cancer” kind of way, but in a “No one is paying attention to me now that they saw my fat ass in Spring Breakers and realized it didn’t give me any credibility as an actress, and that they could have replaced me with a fucking hooker, stripper, whatever, because it require no actual skill”….

You know a little aftershock, missing all the attention, state of depressions, but luckily, she has panty flashes, even if they are weird panty flashes, and even if that is tame for her considering she is the girl who released nudes at 17, it’s still a “look at me, I’m still here and I wear underwear”….situation, I am willing to notice.

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Sometimes leggings fail us. Here is Vanessa Hudgens demonstrating when that happens.

Her bumpy, sock full of marbles looking ass in a pair of workout pants, that look like she shat herself, or is in a diaper, or wearing a 1930s menstrual belt, makes absolutely no sense.

This must be some kind of candid camera prank or some shit, because I’ve seen dumpy fat chicks, far fatter and more dumpy than Vanessa Hudgens in Leggings, and they squeezed there shit into a nice and smooth formation….

This shit is just weird.

Here’s a Vanessa Hudgens Music Video to Kill Yourself To

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The thing about fat chicks, is that they are the fucking worst, across the board, the worst.

I mean, with any horrible entity that exists there is some good. Like if you’re a restaurant owner, or a bakery owner, or really if you do anything that has to do with food, you want to cater to the fat chicks, because they are good eating customers, except when they are on fad diets. As a pervert with no standards, sometimes you might want to be nice to a fat girl, because you will get laid out of it that night, when you need it, because fat chicks, like you, take what they can get.

But the overall lazy, obnoxious to compensate for being unattractive, attitude these fat chicks have, coupled with looking really unattractive, overrides any good they have.

I was standing outside a bar last night and some fat girl who was trying to hide her fat with big cleavage and loose fitting shirts was complaining about a dude smelling like shit – in typical fat chick form – loud and obnoxiou.

So i interjected and said ‘are you sure you arent just smelling your own ass from all that eating. Or maybe it’s just your lonely and sad twat’s tears.

To which her boyfriend for the night, a guy who was playing hero to get a blowjob, went into tough guy mode and told me I wasn’t funny – which leads us to a philosophical question of what is funny and who is an authority on it. because I find nothing the general public find funny, and anything that has to do with the smell of vagina tears, is hysterical to me….

That said, I saw Spring Breakers, Vanessa Pudgens’ belly hung over her bikini, it was disgusting, and here she is trying to do something about it.

Here she is working out, cuz she needs it.

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I make fun of Vanessa Hudgens and call her Vanessa Pudgens partially because I am a cyber bully at my core, who really hates fat girls, but as much as the fact that I hate that bullying is being outlawed, because bullying is what builds character and filters out the weak. It prepares us for real life that has rejection, and favoritism, cuz not everyone is created equal phsyically, mentally or socially.

I also feel like you can’t really bully a celeb, because they are the vapid sperm left on the floor of the public YMCA bathroom at least in terms of their contribution to society. The distraction from real life issues. The celebration of people. Like some kind of sick popularity contest, that if it exists and if they are well paid to be part of it, they sure as fuck better look the part…leading to very little wiggle room when it comes to a bikini body.

I saw spring breakers, there was a lot of wiggle and jiggle in her bikini, like bitch didn’t even care to get in shape before shooting sending a horrible message of laziness to the world.

But at least she’s working out here and now. It’s a better look for her.

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I saw Spring Breakers and hated it. I didn’t even appreciate the Disney chicks in their bikinis, cuz they were all slop-hounds. I mean if they cast bikini models for the part, at least there would be some substance with likely the same level of acting.

In fact, I was shocked anyone would sign onto do a movie in their bikini, without spending 6 months in the gym working out

But based on these pics of Vanessa Hudgens at Coachella, dieting isn’t something she does. It’s all about emotional eating. Spriiiing Break forever….and by spring break I mean heart disease you fucking pig.

She needs to be a better role model for the girls of tomorrow. Fat is bad despite what the media keeps feeding us.

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