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2013

28

Nov

Chantelle Houghton is the UK Thanksgiving Turkey of the Day

You probably don’t know who CHANTELLE HOUGHTON …but she was a “Glamour” model…and now she’s doing her best thanksgiving turkey impressions…or maybe this is a Kate Upton modelling impression…

Either way, this plus sized model, fat chicks being celebrated shit has gone too far…keep the fat in your house eating ice cream alone crying…not showing off her gut in the most offensive of workout outfits..

Even if she has not dignity…and even if she’s a whore with no self respect…she should have the decency to be in some serious SPANX and not this…

However, for some weird reason…I call attention craving she’s doing it…and in some weirder situation…I am thankful for whatever is going on here not because I like fat chicks ever, or because I like fat girls working out, trying to not be fat chicks, but because I hope it inspires some of you girls to not over-eat this thanksgiving…cuz fat is disgusting and I’d hate for you to get all Kate Upton unnecessarily…skinny and fit is beautiful…this is not…

The best thing about these pics is that they look like someone screamed “Free Cake” and bitch is running to get it…hilarious

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2013

18

Oct

Chanetlle Houghton’s New Type of Publicity Stunt of the Day

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Chantelle Houghton was a low level Glamour Model from the UK, but in her defence, they are all pretty fucking low level, who bottom fed her way into getting some level of publicity, that she probably from being some skinny fake tit Paris Hilton type without the trust fund staging up skirts but now she’s taken that “big brother trash”…to the next level of putting herself out there, this time showing off her fat ass body, that may be broken down thanks to being a mom, or that just may be broken down thanks to being a broken women who’s dreams and aspirations of being a top level fame whore, rather than a low level fame whore, never panned out…

All this to say, this new “I’m fat look at me half naked and talk about me so I can pretend I take ownership on it, even though my entire existence has been a vapid superficial cunt with plastic surgery, and this fat thing is just an angle to get noticed”…publicity stunting is the fucking worst for those of us who like our fame whores fit.

It’s funny when the fake face, tan, make-up, hair, body, comes off, you really see how ugly this girl is and you get why she tried so fucking hard…

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2010

03

Jun

Chantelle Houghton Impotency Campaign for PETA of the Day

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I don’t really know who Chantelle Houghton is, but apparently she’s from the UK and was on some Big Brother bullshit a few years ago and has been riding that shit for the last 4 years. She was a low level UK glamor model who got in her lingerie, showed off her tits and played the UK media despite not being hot, interesting or relevant in any way at all…

But for some reason it helped getting her to this level of fame where she gets to be the face of PETA’s Go Vegetarian campaign…because meat apparently makes you impotent…despite her body shape and size being something I don’t suggest anyone taking any diet advice from…because according to her dress size, her idea of Vegetarian seems to be eating nothing but potato chips, cookies and cake…..useless fucking pig….

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2009

15

Dec

Chantelle Houghton Showing Off Tits of the Day

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Here’s some more UK trash….I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with the paparazzi but they’ve been obsessed with these British tramps and I have no choice but to post the shit because I have a love/hate relationship with tramps….which makes me a hypocrite because I hate fake tits and I hate bitches in general, especially when they are whores who get fake tits, but love when these bitches show them off and really love when they let me touch them for 10 dollars a song….making for very abusive relationships with girls like this because I just view them as useless whores…but love getting my dick dirtied by them and the whole thing is fucking confusing to me….and it doesn’t matter…what does matter is why the fuck this bitch Chatelle Houghton is still in the media when all she did was Big Brother UK 10 years ago…it’s a little ridiculous when she should be forgotten but I guess it just shows you what kind of trash lives in the UK and here are some pics…

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2009

04

Nov

Chantelle Houghton’s Got Stupid Cleavage of the Day

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In keeping up the theme of the site today, here’s some more serious trash from the UK showing off tit. Her name is Chantelle Houghton and I guess she’s cut from the same discount bootleg designer-print cloth as the other trash I’ve posted of showing off their useless tits for attention.

The worst of it all is that these cunts get paid to do this, I say save it for the stripclubs, and not for the magazine covers, it is fucking up the balance of the world by making gutter whores too much money thinking they are more important than they are and allowing them to buy all the expensive trash available to them to be expensive gutter sluts….when they have the level of talent that should mean sucking dick in back alley’s just to afford the luxury of a warm meal….

Either way, here are her tits…

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2009

24

Sep

Chantelle Houghton Carries Her Box of the Day

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Here’s the dumbest concept I’ve ever heard. Some asshole in the UK opened up a coffee shop called “Central Perk” as a recreation to the coffee shop that was in the show “Friends” and they did it with the launch of the 15th anniversary Friends Box set, pretty much meaning that the opening of this coffee shop is about 15 years too late and I guess they proof is in the trash who showed up to the shit like this bitch Chantelle Houghton, who is an ex contestant of UK Big Brother and who heard they were giving out these box sets that she’ll turn around and sell on eBay because she’s spent all her money on eating, as you can tell by her pudgy body, leaving her pretty close to turning to porn, which isn’t going to be that big of a transition, since the fake tan, fake hair, fake tits are already in place…but more importantly because she’s a slut….

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2008

24

Jan

Chantelle Houghton is a Typical Slut having a Typical Upskirt of the Day

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I am not sure who told these girls that blonde hair, fake tits, fake tans, tacky short dresses and jacked up lips was beautiful or sexy and I am not sure what kind of fucked up insecurities these bitches had where they felt they had to be blonde hair, fake tits, fake tans, tacky short dresses and jacked up lips to have any self worth.

I kinda like it because when I see it, I know it’s a stamp of approval from the porn and stripping industry and that usually means that despite the bitch’s attitude that she’s some kind of celebrity or more important than me, I know she’s nothing by a worthless dirtbag who gets naked for money and whenever a bitch gets naked for money, that means she’ll get naked for you for money, now all I need is money.

Either way, Chantelle Houghton is a standard slut from Big Brother UK having the typical blonde hair, fake tits, fake tan, tacky short dresses and jack up lips upskirt and I don’t know when these pictures were taken or why I am posting them, but I am.