Bad song at least I assume it is…I watched this shit on mute and in slow motion….at least I think I did…I don’t know if youtube has that functionality….my brain plays tricks on me….but what I do know is true is that this Cheryl Cole bitch…covered in her prison tattoos…whether talented or not…she was sure as fuck a lot better on that show she was on that both Nicole hard body Scherzinger and the fat bitch in the UK with the blowjob video that FHM was paid by Simon Cowell to trick the public into loving her as much as they loved this Cheryl Cole bitch, except she’s just not hot….but Cheryl Cole is…..

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Cheryl Cole is the hot bitch with Prison tattoos who became famous in the UK by fucking and marrying some star footballer, like some kind of self serving whore who uses her vagina to get ahead, you know for the sake of her shitty Bar Mitzvah caliber contrived girl band called Girls Aloud, before going onto judge X-Factor, bringing serious hotness to an otherwise boring show, only to be replaced in America by that dude Nicole Scherzinger, forcing her to re-evaluate her high school drop out, white trash career, and relaunch in America with a solo career….a solo career that invovles videos of her in her panties….dancing around like it is not too late. I’m into it.

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I have a thing for Cheryl Cole…mainly because she’s a hot bodied piece of trash from the UK covered in prison tattoos who I want to fuck….and it’s nice to see that she’s made the move from servicing people, to getting people to service her…I wonder what her assistant is picking up to get out of her way, I’m thinking it was insignificant she’s just into telling a bitch what to do…you know after spending a huge part of her life having dudes tell her what to do with her throat….and who cares…she’s getting into movies now…so we’ll see more of her…hopefully naked…where someone with her level of celebrity needs to be in breaking into this new scene…

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Here are some pictures of Cheryl Cole wearing a dress that all girls should wear, except maybe the girl I just saw walking out of the Dunkin Donuts, she should probably stick to wearing elastic band pants and oversized shirt, cuz she’s fucking disgusting, Cheryl Cole on the otherhand is quite spectacular, prison tattoos and all and America is gonna fall in love with her on Simon Cowell’s new show. Get ready for it with her tits.

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I love Cheryl Cole and her prison tattoos that fucked their way to a record deal, but more importantly, I love her ass.

She’s a fine specimen of a popstar you’ve only heard of because she married a soccer player and because she’s hot and not because of her actual pop music….she is the reason this new X-Factor is going to blow American Idol out of the water….

Amazing.

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This titty picture of Cheryl Cole is doing the rounds of the internet because everyone loves Cheryl Cole , or is it Cheryl Tweedy , or is it Cheryl Tweedy Cole , because she made the stupid mistake of changing it when she got married, without anticipating a divorce, giving her a bunch of fucking names and fucking up everyone who hardly knows who she is to begin with along the way, cuz I do this celebrity bullshit everyday and I still have to google her to see what she does cuz I only know her for being some gutter pussy with prison Tattoos I would be down to watch fuck because I don’t think I have a physical ability to fuck her myself….

I have a feeling this picture is from her recent Calendar ,that I already posted pictures of….but who really cares….it’s tits…look at them and imagine what they look like exposed….

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Sometimes I have nothing to say…..This is one of those times. I usually rant about a bitch, make fun of her interracial failed marriage, talk about her prison tattoos she got back when she must have been a stripper….maybe make fun of her attempt to make it in America as a solo artist because her experience in Girls Aloud, or what I like to call the bootleg Spice Girls, cuz they are a record label contrived bullshit band, but it made her feel confident enough to go out there on her own…all because she got noticed for being the hot one we all want to fuck…and in doing this she decided to release her own Calendar, like she’s part of the Library or Fire Department trying to make money for their Christmas party, or some bullshit Charity, even though no one uses Calendars anymore, not even the elderly trying to keep track of their doctor’s appointments, friends death anniversaries and family’s birthdays, they use iPhones, they use computers, and they don’t really need to hang this up on their wall, or in their closet, not even for teenage boys to jerk off to, cuz of this thing called the Internet….so I really don’t know who she’s catering or marketing herelf to and I don’t really care, cuz she’s hot…

I guess this wasn’t one of those times that I had nothing to say….like I thought it was…I am usually wrong so it does only make sense…

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Cheryl Cole is wearing shorts. It is summer. So are many girls. Some with equally ugly prison tattoos they got back when they were stripping. Others with milky skin I dream about tainting with my seed. All equally relevant thanks to the one thing they have in common…their vaginas….that’s all I have to say about that…

Pics via Bauer

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I still don’t really understand who Cheryl Cole is. I know she’s a UK popstar who married some “Footballer” that only the Eurotrash in North America have ever heard of. I know there was some kind of scandal that she used to launch her solo career and I know I want to fuck her or at least watch her get fucked because I realize that she’s got some kind of ego, even though she hasn’t quite made it here and should be more eager, but I guess her bank account tells a different story….one that doesn’t explain her prison tattoos and whether they were the result of a lesbian relationship with a biker back in 1999, or if she actually thought they look good…but I’m guess she doesn’t now, because them shits are pretty fucking covered up, which is a first for her….Here are her legs in shorts hiding the memories of her ghetto trash flea market tattoo parlour getting fucked my her father youth and lookin’ alright according to me……

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