Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini is such a trashy bitch, that with her rough UK accent came prison tattoos, and with her trashy hot thin body came a career as a successful pop band, and with a career as a successful pop band came Simon Cowell, not sexually came, he’s more into dudes, but with business deals making her rich and throughout the process she’s had two husbands, two name changes, what will be two divorces…because she’s traditional like that and when you marry for love – you change your name for love….confusing every motherfucker who follows you cuz you’re still hot…

I mean if you’re going to Elizabeth Taylor with your celebrity, stick to the stage name, and change your fucking driver’s license name on your own time, we’ve got better things to do than follow your pussy around…but when it’s handed to us in a bikini…it’s flimsy and easy to deal with…

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You may or may not remember Cheryl Fernandez Versini….but you probably do…she was once someone named Cheryl Tweedy and in a bad Called Girls Aloud. Then she married a footballer named Ashley Cole who was black and she became Cheryl Cole, who she divorced, you know how these interracial things work out when your wife is an egotistical, bottom feeding, low level popstar cunt who acts like a fucking diva, entitled as she spends his money like it is her money….and now she’s with someone who’s last name is Fernandez Versini…making her Cheryl Fernandez Versini….complicated, but not as complicated as the things her vagina has seen and experienced in her career…

She married this one after being together for 3 months, they are rumored to be broken up, but as white trash, that’s what you do…

She’s been consistently a hot girl from the UK, a rare breed, now she’s a judge on X-Factor…and she’s posting some bikini pics of herself…

She used to have a bunch of Prison tattoos, that are miraculously gone, and as a 32 year old, if this body isn’t photoshopped, who cares about the disappearance of the tattoos, or if this is a body double, face cropped out, it’s a hot bikini body, and that’s all that matters..I mean she’s also reportedly worth 40 million dollars….making her white trash more tasty to jerk off to….

The exciting news is that the husband’s cell phone was lost the other day – and she’s freaking out that “SENSITIVE INFORMATION WILL BE LEAKED”….

Let’s hope it’s anal sex videos…

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