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2016

09

Sep

Christina Milian Keeps Calling the Paparazzi of the Day

Sometimes, you just have to stop calling out the shameless narcissist for being out there crying for attention, calling the paparzzi to take pics of her, because being in front of the camera is the only place she feels secure, rocking that audience is all she knows or cares about…

And you jsut have to embrace it and watch it do squats…

Christina Milian doesn’t interest me, her bottom feeding hustle doesn’t interest me, her wanting to be a Kim K doesn’t interest me…her bootleg approach doesn’t interest me…but by the grace of god..I’ll watch her squat…it’s my right…

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2016

07

Sep

Christina Milian Crotch Shot of the Day

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Christina Milian is pretty shameless – and the whole thing is funny to me. There is no reason why a 30 something year old mom with a lot of fucking money – would need to post a picture of her flashing her cooch in a trench coat, even if she’s just being fun and silly, and even if her actual mom pussy has been censored by an emoji…it’s just weird…on some bootleg Kardashian shit…

I get that she was a one hit wonder who people only cared about because she had a slutty video, but she made bank off that, and with her now ex-husband – THE DREAM…who produced songs like “BABY” by Beiber, Put a Ring on It by Beyonce, Umbrella by Rihanna…and probably a lot of other shit….that pays a nice monthly check to Milian and their kid…she doens’t need to be shameless…but at her core…she fucking loves it..it’s not for the money…it’s for the feedback from her audience…

But this Vegas pool party, party slut, flashing exhibitionism…is actually better knowing that she’s doing it for the love of being a whore…not because she needs to be doing it…

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2016

02

Sep

Christina Milian Milking It for the Paparazzi Like an Attention Seeker of the Day

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Christina Milian is a shameless mother of some random ethnic background – who envies the Kardashians hard…and who despite being rich, having a pop song, and an ex husband and baby daddy who also has a lot of money…she still goes out every chance she gets in bikini, or in these short shorts, shamelessly trying to maintain some level of sex appeal, despite being old…and I guess with an ass like this, she’s suddenly more interesting than she has been in many years…I mean sure when these sluts get the paparazzi to shoot them fake hiking is at the level of Vegas Pool party Hosting gig…but at least she’s trying…to relive the glory days when she was almost Nicki Minaj…with her “dip it low” song…that people jerked off to – since it was pre-internet…

Either way…good times…

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HERE ARE SOME OF HER ATTENTION SEEKING SELFIES…

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2016

31

Aug

Christina Milian in Onesies of the Day

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Christina Milian has a camel toe in a pair of SPANX because if she didn’t have the spanx on, she’d probably explode all over the motherfucking place – like the mom who is trying to be hot – despite being in her mid 30s – since BLACK DON’T CRACK…and her crack, both vaginal, anal and oral…has been all she’s good for all this time…so milk it like the attention seeking cow she is…

You know the kind of trash envious of the Kardashians..in a “it shoulda been me, I’m actually block with a silly body, living that hip hop life…and I can sing and dance”….jealousy she’s gotta have because if this isn’t some Kim K bootleg shit…it’s just shit…

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2016

29

Jul

Christina Milian’s Weird Topless Pic of the Day

Christina Milian posted this desperate video basically begging people to go to her show in Zurich because she’s tricked international promoters to book her – probably for free – so that she can bring out her new material that no one cares about – but don’t worry there will also be her classics that no one knows or remember or cares about – because no one gives a fuck about Christina Milian…except maybe Christina Milian who keeps on milking herself, which makes sense because she doesn’t milk her child as she travels the world trying to be an instagram whore Kardashian in the most bootleg of ways…

The funny thing in all of this is that she’s really fucking rich from writing Beiber songs and doesn’t need to do any of this – but she does – getting naked on social media like a local stripper trying to get followers to escape the hell life she lives…but the total fucking opposite…because when you crave male attention and being seen as sexy….it’s not about the money bro…

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2016

27

Jul

Christina Milian Nipples in a TIGHT DRESS FOR SNAPCHAT OF THE DAY

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I find Christina Milian a waste of fucking time, a pile of dog shit, and not just because of her color, but because she’s a mom with a lot of money, but instead of living the good life, she’s out whoring on the internet like a Kardashian…trying to be a Kardashian…and something has to be seriously wrong with a famewhore to want to be a Kardashian…especially when they have millions of dollars.

It’s like raise your kid bit, you don’t need to put your nipples on snapchat, your werido fans will still follow your nonsense…be a mom….because ultimately, bitch looks old and haggard as fuck under a snapchat filter that usually helps girls cheat to look smooth skin, bright eyed and fresh faced.

I’d hate to see the real version….but I doubt she even knows what the real version is…puppet..

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2016

19

Jul

Christina Milian is Such Garbage with her Nipple in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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I just do not like Christina Milian. It’s not a racist thing, I like all kinds of black women, I just don’t like when a bitch lives up to a stereotype.

I used to go to the strippers with this black guy who was stealing money from the pharmacy we worked at, I didn’t know he was stealing – but when I found out I laughed at the boss and thanked him for all the lap dances I got from the stolen money. Either way, whenever a black stripper would get on stage, the guy would turn his fucking chair around and when the black stripper would ask him why he turned around during her show, he’d say something like “you disgust me and our people”…it was like Bill Cosby hating on the rap culture and how they speak, while raping hundreds of women….you know, a criminal calling a stripper a whore lowering their race…

But when I see Milian, a girl who was best known for a slutty video you could jerk off to, who became a mom with a rich guy and got song credits on huge songs thanks to that rich guy, and now she has all kinds of money – but she can’t help but go out there and be a whore…

Sure, being in a bikini or bathing suit when you’re a mom isn’t what makes a girl a whore, it’s the shamelessness, the cry for attention, the trying really hard when she has money and doesn’t need to. She just loves the attention. That makes her a whore…

So here’s her nipple falling out of a bathing suit, a nipple we can assume her kid hasn’t seen because she clearly pawned him off to someone to focus on her party…in ibiza…

There’s just nothing awesome about a 35 year old famewhore famewhoring when you know she doesn’t have to.

I like real struggles, slutty to pay for baby formula slutty. It’s hotter.

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2016

21

Jun

Christina Milian is Shamelessly Promoting Nothing of the Day

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Christina Milian is a hustler, or maybe she’s a scammer, whatever it is that she is, she’s constantly out there self promoting half naked, selling shitty product, or herself, despite having a ton of money and the ability to fucking retire, relax and enjoy life…instead she’s at beach parties, bikini parties, half naked showing the world her tits, which I guess isn’t really work but instead enjoying life and relaxing…

I just find it desperate…and annoying…I like my pussy to be more shy and resistance, not out there throwing it at anyone who will look or take it…ya know..

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2016

13

Jun

Christina Milian – Old Vegas Pool Party Trash

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Christina Milian hosted a Vegas Pool party – because she likes to pretend she’s still hot, still got it, in the most trashy Playboy Model from the late 90s kind of way, by strutting around in a party setting, in a bikini…for all to look at and say “why is that old chick in a bikini”….only to be told “that old chick is Christina Milian, the mom of The Dream’s baby, who is rich as fuck and who does these events for her passion, her passion of getting in a bikini at events, so she feels like she matters”….oh “So it’s not a piece of feces some dude from Ohio who drank too much left in the pool”….to which they are told “no, but she was on The Voice, you know the show where that poor girl got her mainstream success, before being shot this weekend”…

Know what I mean….

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2016

08

Jun

Christina Milian for Maxim of the Day

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Christina Milian is almost fascinating to me, I say almost because she totally misses the mark and ultimately she comes across as a vapid attention seeker who thinks she’s hotter than she is – who is just doing what all the instagram whores are doing – getting slutty on social media in this over sexualized world – to get followers – only unlike those whores looking for rich guys to fund their social media life – she’s already rich. She already found her wallet that she fucked and she even had a hit song – that she probably get paid on – back when she was Nicki Minaj before Nicki Minaj…not to mention credits on a bunch of pop songs her husband at the time hooked her up on so that she’d always have money coming in and couldn’t fuck him for alimony…like she was Amber Rose…and I guess she is like Amber Rose…a mom – whore – who doesn’t need to be – but they are trashy and this is what fuels them…it’s what they think their worth is…

So she’s in Maxim, instead of just kickin’ it on a pile of fucking money, because Maxim is that stamp of you’re pussy’s not too banged out yet…even though it is.

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