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2022

25

May

CoCo Austin Topless Tanning of the Day

Coco is one of those old timer dream girls who has been a solid Glamour Model for many years, we’ve posted her and her insane body a bunch over the years, probably not much in the last decade, but there was a time that COCO was going hard and we were watching it….

Her solid massive ass and titties secured a solid rapper and actor who she has been with for a long fucking time and who she has bred with.

They’ve gone viral because the power couple is in the Bahamas and a paparazzi pic of Ice T and Coco pushing their 6 year old daughter in a stroller pissed off the people of the internet….leading to some nonsense celeb gossip story on sites like Entertainment Tonight….who make big deals out of dogshit stories….who fucking cares if their kid is in a stroller, I see kids in strollers at all ages, most seem autistic, but who fucking cares…..then that story led into her still breast feeding her daughter at six years old…which I can’t confirm or deny, but if she was my mom I’d be breast feeding off her until college at the very least, I mean it’s COCO…the stripper who was never a stripper….but who gives off stripper energy….quality stripper not 50 cent stripper Johnny Depp’s out here talking about in court.

Anyway, when in Bahamas, get your famous ass in a thong, take your titty top off, and live it up because she’s Coco and she deserves it….ven if you could argue that she looks a little too instagram body, when forgetting sh fucking invented this look they all have now.

This is some den mother shit pulling the thong out of retirement for one last hurrah and I like it for nostalgic reasons, since I don’t find this look hot at all…it’s COCO.


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2021

13

Aug

Coco Shaves Her Bush of the Day

Coco’s a bit of a legend for those of us who remember her from 15 years ago, before she was a mom and I guess 15 years older….I am not too sure what she’s a legend for, I guess being Ice T’s wife, but Ice T’s a pretty cool character, I’ve seen his tweets, he’s funny…despite being a puppet of the industry on his Network TV shows that you know eat your soul with every scene, but motherfucker’s getting paid….I heard he got paid over 1,000,000 dollars to be the Kangaroo in Tank Girl, a movie I’m sure some of you nerds jerked off to a few times in the 90s, because it was your favorite GRAPHIC NOVEL turned into a MOVIE….before every movie was from a GRAPHIC NOVEL designed to sell to CHINA…

Anyway, COCO’s been the big titty glamour model wife who I am sure has got naked on the internet in her Glamour shoots, and it’s actually pretty nice to see the two are still together after all these years, she probably lets him fuck other girls, obviously…you know why turn your back on that LAW AND ORDER money…and that should probably be the rule for all marriages because husbands really only hate their wives for being naggy bitches who don’t fuck them, but for the most part they liked them enough to marry them, and don’t mind hanging out with them, so long as you can fuck other groupie pussy, you can have a fulfilled relationship filled with good times….

I should be a marriage councillor in the FEMA CAMPS…

This is a picture of her shaving her box that you know is probably lasered, but it’s good comedy for those into pics of girls shaving their pussy, which even for a BUSH lover like myself, I still like to watch a good trimming go down….knowing the bush will grow back…exhilarating…I know.

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2014

19

May

Coco Austin Ass in a Bikini and Topless Striptease of the Day

Coco Austin has an interesting story. She started off as a stripper, met a famous rapper, pretended she wasn’t a stripper, despite her body being one of a stripper, and really her behavior one of a stripper, who managed to crawl out of the strip club, to live a life of luxury as a rapper’s wife…and the reality is, she’s really not offensive about it. It’s like her butt pics and overall message isn’t negative, it isn’t crying for attention, she’s just a girl posing and people are down to stare, because in a lot of ways, she’s just a modern clown about the shit…and when it comes to half naked pics, it’s really hard to make me hate a bitch….it’s the ones who don’t get naked who I can’t stand…

Well, it looks like her career has come full circle. This time, her stripping is for some high paid Vegas show where she showcases her Fat Pussy, Ass and Tits…and I think it’s pretty nice to see a girl with a dream, finally making it…because it really could have gone either way for her, she could have ended up dead in a hotel room like so many other strippers..

Here are some pics of her topless performance…

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