Cora Keegan is showing off her nipples…like so many models…because nipples aren’t a big deal, yet people like to make them a big deal, so that when they show their nipples they can pretend it’s all high concept and art…when really it’s just them showing their fucking nipples…and in Cora Keegan’s nipples are amazing…because I love her and everything she does is perfect…even when she has sex with other men…and isn’t thinking about me…because even girls who have sex with me don’t think of me…granted they are “asleep” at the time but still…

I would sing Cora Keegan love songs. Because when I look at her pics, everyone else in the world disappears…but that could be because I have a short attention span…

Either, she’s lovely as fuck…

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In case you missed it yesterday….Cora Keegan is the fucking worst.

But I still write her love letters…because I am a romantic and feel that there is an importance to writing our own great american love story…or we could always just fuck…preferably finishing in her ass or hipster model bush….either way…I like her…but that doesn’t mean she’s not the fucking worst…

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Cora Keegan is the fucking worst.

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Cora Keegan is amazing…she’s one of those hipster models who probably is so hipster she hates being called a hipster because hipsters are so mainstream….but she’s got a bush and has a willingness to show her tits in photoshoots that I can’t imagine she got paid for but because she had nothing better to do since models only work a day a fucking month..

All this to say, I’ve been writing her love poems, love songs and I don’t even sing, I’ve carved her name into my thigh and sent her pics of what she does to me, she’s just that good…so these titty pics may not be her best work, but they involve her and that makes them better than anything else…

Cora Keegan, if that’s your real name…I miss us.

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Here’s my dream girl Cora Keegan, who I can’t stand, but who I want to get pregnant, even though I haven’t got her pregnant because she’s the kind of hooker with too high of a day rate.

The good news is that I can still write her love songs, poetry, while I masturbate filled with rage to her pictures, imagining what could have been if only she let me abduct her before she became famous.

The other good news, is that I can still try to negotiate a fair price for how much she’d sell her worn, ideally still wet from getting fucked, but not with celebrity semen panties…that I can sniff and more importantly try to scrape DNA samples from to clone her and have a Cora Keegan of my own…only my Cora Keegan will have a way better personality, sense of humor, and overall attitude, especially when it comes to riding my face until she squirts.

Cora Keegan is inspiring…even if she’s always making that stupid half opened mouth face…which conveniently is a perfect amount of open for my dick-clit to fit in…but that’s not the point, the point is that she’s a magical experience…that I have got personal time and emotions invested, making her far better than these pictures represent.

Cora, if you’re out there, I hope your plane crashes, not in a “if I can’t have you no one can” kind of way, because I don’t give a fuck who your groupie ass is fucking, but because I like you enough to fuck while dead, in an “over my dead body” now your dead kind of way…you are the gateway corpse to a life of necrophilia. shit…

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Her name is Cora Keegan, she’s the worst…and by worst I mean not very famous yet, but will be, she is a working model who has done campaigns for Victoria’s Secret and other bullshit…so I guess she matters or at least enough to date guys in bands and low level actors…you know one of those girls who rinks she’s out of your league..and I am a fan.

I like her face, I like her tits, I like her bush when she has one but more importantly, I like that I’ve seen all these things, without having to ask her…I like that she understands that posing naked isn’t porn, even if your dad and his friends masturbate to all the pics…I like that she’s taking the route of her homie Emily Ratajkowsi and is bringing it…because why the fuck wouldn’t you if you had the opportunity to….

It’s one of those only live once, reach as hard as you can, to have the easiest fucking life ever, and if showing your awesome perky tits is the way to do it..then fucking do it.

I still like to call her a hooker…but that’s just me conditioning her to be my bride..or at least my valentine…she just doesn’t know it yet…it’ll come as a surprise…when the van pulls up outside her apartment and we smuggle her to Canada…Bitches love surprises…

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Cora Keegan is a model who I have been asking to have my baby the last couple of days. She’s a hipster out of LA and she’s fucking hot and making moves….that Victoria’s Secret have got wind of, because they are some underbelly secret society, that have recruited her into their evil web of lies and deception…..because Victoria’s Secret is the lingerie version of that Castro dude in Cleveland….only instead of punching their pregnant bitches in the stomach, they put them in lingerie to win us over and sell more lingerie….and I’m only concerned about this because every job they give Cora Keegan, the less chance I have marrying her and having her babies…in our own Cleveland basement prison party….

Victoria’s Secret has won this round….

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Sure these Cora Keegan pictures aren’t as good as the ones I posted of her
FULLY NAKED ROCKIN’ A HIPSTER BUSH last week….but thanks to those nude pics….I am now in love with Cora Keegan ….

She’s young, she’s hot bodied, she’s relatively new to the industry, she gets naked in efforts to build her brand, and I full endorse her efforts…in fact I am debating starting a Cora Keegan fan club, where we write her love songs and perform them for Youtube, hoping she’ll see them, find them endearing and offer me anal sex for going to such great lengths for her….even though she’s probably already an ego, cuz she’s now done Elle Italy motherfuckers and that’s not as big as it gets for a model, but as big as it gets for a girl willing to have anal sex with me. Fact.

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