What a clever little bottom feeder….she’s so thematic with her stunts…whether it be a sexy santa claus for Christmas, a half naked slut in love for Valentines Day or Marilyn Monroe panty flashing for Presidents day, she must have a real team of expert PR people behind her, helping her craft her genius into a legit career….it is idiot, obvious, pathetic, irritating that it is working, but entertaining that it is working, cuz it remids us how fucking stupid America is for allowing this kind of thing to make it in the tabloids and on TV…it is ridiculous…and maybe that’s why people are watching this stripper trash who can’t be 16….cuz she looks too washed up and 30.

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These staged pics of Courtney Stodden in her bikini with her husband taht I feel like an idiot calling staged because they are of Courtney Stodden and everything about her is fucking staged…even the fact that she’s 16….or that her tits are real….or anything that diverts from the truth that I’d go out and prove if I cared enough …where she’s a stripper, he’s a has been looking for media coverage or at least to give a bitch media coverage cuz he has no self esteem, likes fucking her and knows this is all he can offer…and who cares, it’s amazing…

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A good friend of mine runs NotSomebody.com….he lives in LA and gets exclusive pics of these celebrity idiots whenever he accidentally crosses paths with them…I’ve spent the last 3 years trying to convince him to leave the house with a camera and make some paparazzi money out of it more often, but he’s pretty committed to remaining not a somebody…but this weekend he was dragged out of the house and got these pics of an actual nobody….Courtney Stodden in a skimpy dress despite the cold cuz that’s what attention cries are all about…

Either way, Here’s what he had to say:

Friends of mine were in from Vancouver. They wanted me to take them to the Grove. I’m glad I did, because they were able to see a true star in the making, Courtney Stodden. I decided to follow her and take a few pics. I had a few people come up to me and ask who she was and I didn’t have an answer. Her “husband� Doug Hutchison was clutching her arm, wearing the same crappy black outfit he’s had on for about a year. Don’t blame the guy though. I’m sure he’s pretty much broke and he’s pinned all his dollars and hopes to some weird publicity stunt, that judging by the one paparazzi that was there, isn’t working out too well.

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I have had sex with 17 year olds. There is no way this bitch is 17. I don’t even know why people want to entertain this because it is clear she’s some implant stripper pushing 40 looking for a publicity stunt to get some level of fame and it is working because you are all into trashy garbage because you are trashy garbage….but maybe it’s cuz she’s half naked…..and people like looking at half naked…even if she’s just a garbage low level stripper….

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Courtney Stodden is a joke I have a very hard time accepting into my daily routine of blog posting…even if I have nothing better to do…even if she represents everything that matters in Hollywood….you know creating a lie that you are 16 with natural tits when really you’re 30 and implanted….and people actually buying into it…more importantly…while getting half naked, in bikini, working with the paparazzi, hustling her trashy shit because the attention is better than that of her stripping years….but the more she exposes herself…the more willing I get…so here she is in a red bikini even though the Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics are what mattered today…

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It makes me mad that these people are even noticed….That such an obviously annoying publicity stunt would get picked up by the media….they a clearly 30 year old stripper with implants is pretending to be 16….and people are talking about it like she hasn’t got a broken down face….But at the same time isn’t that her just living the American dream….all trash all the time…this is the country that made Jerry Springer…and Paris Hilton and the Kardashians….she’s perfectly inline for great success cuz you are some undiscriminatory garbage loving fast food eating nation….and sometimes that works for the right piece of shit…case in fucking point.

People love this shit, I hate this shit, I want to sex tape this shit, but until then, this is just shit.

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I hate doing posts on this whore. I know she isn’t a teenager…I know she’s in her 30s…I know she has implants…and I know it is just a joke proving how pathetic the American media is….because they cover this shit and bother acknowledging this shit exists cuz the asshole who married her was on a TV show that’s no longer on the air…and instead of letting him fade into the no where he belongs…they make a big deal out of him and his stripper who is loving every second of the lie….showing off her average at best trashy face…and trashy tits….that I can’t believe were clever enough to stage the scandal that’s worked out of her…but that I realize probably stems from all the experience she compiled hooking, role playing, etc. She sucks, so does her tits…but I’m compelled to post it and I have no idea why…..

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This is some stupid shit….some really fucking stupid shit…

I don’t know, maybe I’m a little sensitive about this shit, but I take serious fucking offense to the fact that Courtney Stodden is on Dr Drew’s TV show to begin with, and I take more offense that all these people are getting paid big money, to actually make shit like this happen…..and air her proving her tits being real on TV…..and I take even more offense to think that the public buys into this shit, otherwise it wouldn’t be on TV being exploited by Dr. Drew…..and I take even more offense to her real shitty stripper face….pretending to be 17 years old, pulling every trick she can think of, who I think was last 17 in 1997 and who I think may still have implants, or it could just be a push up bra, but it is something that didn’t need to be proved, because really…. who the fuck is this bitch…she doesn’t matter….

Some real stupid shit…

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Courtney Stodden is the 40 year old who is pretending to be 16 and married to some dude from TV who I’ve never heard of because scandal leads to attention and attention leads to a reality show and a reality show leads a stamp of approval for a bottom feeding whore because general acceptance is the whole reason she got her tits done…unless she is in fact 16, just the oldest, most washed up, haggard and plastic surgery ridden 16 year old, but I assume if she is, dude woulda been arrested the second they moved out of whatever amazing state it was that allowed a dude to marry a 16 year old, and if she’s 16, she’s definitely got the vagina of a 40 year old, all battered and used, something in and of itself that is erotic cuz sexual deviant teens are amazing….

So anyway you dice it, old pretending to be young or young pretending to be old, all while looking like a porn slut who has been fucked a lot, this bitch is pretty fucking entertaining…..

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