Courtney Stodden posted this very important and relevant tweet last Friday…and HERE ARE THE PICS

Nothing like a 30 year old stripper or escort pretending to be a teen and really milking it, even though she’s got clown sized novelty titties that no teen would ever get…

IT’s all fucking lies, even a joke, but lies I don’t mind because they come half naked and struggling hard for attention as the media eats up every fucking piece of her bullshit, because they got nothing better to talk about…A joke maybe, but we all know it’s going to end in a sex tape, it’s just a waiting game, and I dig that…

TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS OF HER DOING CARTWHEELS CLICK HERE

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Courtney Stodden is a magical creature who makes a mockery of the hollywood and entertainment industry…but more importantly of the media and tabloid industry…because despite having never done anything but marry a d-lister, she’s got people talking about her like she matters…she’s even booking events where she is in a bikini…for PETA…rockin’ her animal friendly clown-like, circus performance caliber, novelty sized, tits…pretty much in line with the rest of her brand…from being a child bride who looked like a washed up hooker at 16, to this nonsense, I’m just ready to get on with it and have the sex tape released…because she’s built herself to look like a pornstar, she might as well do fucking porn, I guess she’s waiting for people to stop caring…I’m surprised they haven’t already.

To See the pics of her in the Lettuce Bikini CLICK HERE

More VIRAL VIDEOS HERE

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Courtney Stodden and her pervert puppet who is playing along with this stunt because she’s clearly got serious dirt on the motherfucker…you know enough dirt to make him quit whatever he was doing before her did whatever he did that she’s blackmailing him with…to pull this storyline of being the old dude married to the young hooker, who probably isn’t that young, but in prepping for this stunt has covered her backstory so that it makes sense to the one person who would bother looking into her nonsense….

She went from Stripper looking “child” bride…to ridiculous fake tits….40 year old mom looking but pretending she’s 18…about to do porn and release a sex tape…but before that happens they are at the Ava Caddell Relationship therapy program to learn to love again…

Very fucking silly…up on some clown shit that makes me question humanity.

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I know the next sex tape will be starring this twat…literally…making her the future or at least one to look out for seeing get fucked in the future.

It isn’t all that surprising, I mean she looks like a typical pornstar trash…if you were to draw a pornstar in your art class, this is exactly what she’d look like, shitty, massive, comical sized implants…fake hair and face and lips and tan…skinny but top heavy…showing up to events half naked, almost medicated, because it takes a certain level of broken to get to this level…

She’s haggard at her fake age of 18..she’s not hot….and is ridiculous looking…but with all that make-up and hustle on…it’s hard to not want to fuck her, just to see what happens…but since she’s an honorable, married woman, you’ve lost your chance, but that’s what the sex tape is for people, to get a taste of what you can’t have, but could of had, if you lived in her home town before she got scooped up and became a clown for the tabloids…a clown who’s tits I want to play with/cum on.

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Nothing is more American than Courtney Stodden…and her quest for the American dream through fake hair, fake tan and most importantly, fake tits….coupled with a little tabloid fodder and scandal, a wallet fuck/gold dig, and most importantly, a love for fully exploiting and exposing herself for attention…you know you’d never see this in any Arab Country…and this is what your troops are really fighting for, not the rights to oil in countries they can overthrow…but Courtney Stodden and her go big or go home, American way…By this time next year, you won’t be saluting your flag, but rather this image of Courtney Stodden…God Bless America….

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I’m ready for Courtney Stodden to be the next FARRAH ABRAHAM BACKDOOR TEEN MOM …because you know when you start out your celebrity, no matter how low level it is, as a teen bride, even if it is a lie…and you’re really an ex hooker in her 30s…and you blossom into a comic character of a girl…who must be broken to do this to herself..you know the big stupid tits and fake everything, trying to be a sex symbol…the sex tape is not far off. YAY. I’m ready for it.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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I almost wonder what went wrong in Courtney Stodden’s childhood to make her like this, but then I remember that I don’t care about Courtney Stodden enough to worry about her mental health issues, moreover, I don’t think anything went wrong, but rather went totally right, because I like girls who present themselves like this, you know classy ladies at least in the gutter or the stripclub, cuz they can afford to get their hair did, spray tans and all the fancy clothes, while the other strippers just stink from lack of time to shower between john’s cuz they are too busy smoking crack.

Seriously, I like what she’s done with the place, because I have this theory if you’re gonna get implants, make them fucking count.

Doing the subtle tits that look as real as possible is for cancer survivors.

Hookers, who want tits to make money…shouldn’t go that route..

Now, I am not sure her sex tape exists yet, but I am 98% convinced she’s the next Farrah Abraham, and despite questioning whether she’s actually 18 or 45, using the “Teen Angle” as a PR move, or not…I am ready to watch her get her fuck on.

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Courtney Stodden got new tits…because Courtney Stodden likes scandal….because Courtney Stodden only exists because of scandal…even though 90 percent of the general public don’t know she exists…but they will, because I am pretty fucking sure these implants aren’t just for attention, they are probably for props for her sex tape that hasn’t been announced yet, but I am sure is in the works, because that’s the kind of girl she is, and I think it’s nice to see a stripper make it in the world in a bigger way than pulling lap dances for 10 dollars a song while getting titties grabbed to pay for the tits…this bitch already has her titties paid for…and I’m looking forward to masturbating to her getting fucked…I’ll make sure it is full of hate, sadness, and anger…before realizing how awesome this new generation of pornstar who skipped being a pornstar is.

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Courtney Stodden posed topless for E! because

1- she is going to be the next celebrity SEX TAPE star, since she’s already got the porn look, the tight teen body, the hard 40 year old face…she just hasn’t jumped into it fully yet, and I am okay with that strategy….it builds excitement, even if she’s always in sex shop outfits….

and….

2- E! is a tabloid looking for people to notice them and their Publicist run nonsense….that I guess is looking into getting into porn…albeit softcore porn…something we should all be trying to get into…

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