I realize that Courtney Stodden is a useless fame whore nobody, who is talentless as fuck and really offers the world nothing but a tabloid story…

I realize that the only reason people even notice her or her tabloid story is because the tabloids probably own a piece of her and her low level actor husband, or at least own the rights to her story, that they hope to make into a sex tape or reality show the trailer trash of America will watch….

I realize that no one, actually wonders what she is up to….

But I still think she deserves more that 6,000 instagram followers…for a girl who has put so much effort into being a set of big dumb cartoon barbie tits in LA for no reason, needs more support from the people…

Here’s some of her pics, she’s lovely as fuck, the kind of girl you want to bring home to your family, especially during religious holidays.

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I think it is one of life’s great tragedies that Courtney Stodden has under 6,000 instagram followers…whether she only started her instagram 2 weeks ago or not, it is safe to say her and her cartoon tits represent all that is good in America. You know that you can go from being a stripper who couldn’t afford a decent tit job pushing 30, to a 16 year old bride to some random client you had, who happened to be on TV, and who happened to be willing to carry you to the tabloid top….that int end resulted in the tits you ever wanted

To me, she’s the queen in our monarch-free nation. Put her on our money. Make a statue in her honour…or a sex doll..which I guess already exists…and looks identical to this..this selfie making machine who needs a sex tape…

I am in love, I’ve already reached out to her people to make a documentary on our first date. It will happen and it will be magical…

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I am friends with a bunch of different pornstars, and the main difference between them and Courtney Stodden is that they are more subtle, reserved and classy…despite being pornstars who get paid to fuck every day of their fucking lives…

So I am confused that someone with fake tits like this, parading in a thong like this, crying for attention with staged paparazzi pics like this, is not getting paid to fuck…

I don’t know how she makes money, I don’t know what her storyline is, I assume she was a stripper who managed to take a low level celebrity and leverage him into some scandal that made her exist…

But I do know I think she’s pretty fucking perfect. The world needs more Courtney Stodden…and I think I need to start aggressively trying to make her my wife..because whatever I am feeling here must be true love…

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I think this picture of Courtney Stodden is a friendly reminder that she exists, you know after all that press she’s got over the years to become famous for the sake of being famous…but more importantly, it’s a friendly reminder that she’s fucking perfect and the kind of girl I would sing love songs to, hoping she would give our love a chance…or at least use me for publicity when promoting her sex tape that you know needs to happen…it’s just a matter of her falling into a little more irrelevance…which will happen…it happens to all girls…even the most delicate angel sent from heaven like Courtney Stodden…

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Courtney Stodden is wearing a lovely, classy, delicate “I’m going to be a pornstar because I built myself this way and love the attention” dress…that showcased the shit stain of her nipple, which isn’t entirely erotic, but good enough for me because ever since I heard she was single – as a publicity stunt – for a relationship that was a publicity stunt…I’ve been trying to make her my celebrity girlfriend…I think we are connected at the soul in our equally irrelevant worlds…sure she’s more fun to look at naked…but together we could become a glorious phenomenon the world wouldn’t understand….because it’d be a whole lot of weird…but she rejected me…and at least I have these pics to get me through it…as I try to understand why she looks so old, but says she’s so young….could it all be a lie and if it is…where is the justice in this world…and what can we believe…if we can’t believe this…

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I’m going to let you motherfuckers sit on this one for a while, take it all in, so that you really understand what’s going on in the world of Child Bride Courtney Stodden, who is debatably in her 40s….

After two and a half years of marriage, Courtney and Doug have decided to become legally separated. This is a mutual and amicable decision that they’re making together. As you know, Courtney was married at a young age. Now, at nineteen, she’s interested in exploring life as an unmarried single young adult — with the freedom to explore her independence. Doug supports Courtney 100%. The two will share custody of their precious pup, Dourtney, remain living in the same house [for now] in separate bedrooms, and Doug will be co-managing Courtney’s career.

“We love each very much, want for each other’s happiness, and will continue being the best of friends for life”. — Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden

They will be ok guys…don’t worry…and I expect great things from her, she has her whole life ahead of her, and dudes everyone be warned, don’t fall in love with a young girl, they will use you to get ahead and break you in two…along the way…but sometimes…like with Courtney Stodden it is worth it.

My life goal has just become…making Stodden love me…we are a great American love story waiting to happen…I just regret ditching her Halloween party as invited to..that was capitalizing on the rebound fail number 1…but I will bounce back…

This whole thing is ridiculous, in a good way…

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Courtney Stodden has it all figured out.

She went from fake titty stripper who pretended she was 15 to get the tabloids to pay attention to her and her husband who I still have never heard of but who was apparently on TV…Tabloid fodder white trash america really responded to because they knew girls just like Courtney working their local stripclubs or Walmarts…to being on UK reality shows…and now doing spreads in UK lad mags…like she is hot or like she matters…and it is just a matter of time when the hype dies down…and she embraces the porn career she probably had planned before she got into this whole hustle…but maybe I am just judging a book by its cover…maybe she’s just a delicate flower sent from heaven who coincidentally looks like a gutter porn slut with daddy issues…maybe those stupid clown-like novelty fake tits are just there to make her t-shirts fit better and not to look like a cartoon when she gets fucked in her porn…her whole existence is not what is crazy to me…it’s the fact I know she exists that is…and here are her Glamour model pics…where she looks 40, not 18, as she has looked since day one….what a joke…

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Courtney Stodden is an amazing example of how ridiculous the world is…the fact that she’s famous, or people are interested in her…or watching her stripper trash life that should be in porn, and that will be in porn, just as soon as this stupid hype dies down, is beyond me…she’s got stupid fake tits, she’s clearly pushing 30, but she’s not fat, and she puts herself out there, cuz it is better than giving lap dances for 10 dollars a song…

Here she is continuing to cry for attention….

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Courtney Stodden shot this “Girls and Corpses” photoshoot for some obscure niche fetish site a while ago, but this is the first time I’ve seen the pictures, because like the rest of the world, I really don’t care about what Courtney Stodden or her fake tits are up to, I kinda just come across it when she manages to make enough noise to get noticed…like doing this weirdness…

Call me crazy, but the idea of girls with rotting corpses is not quite as much of a turn on as if these pics were of Courtney Stodden’s corpse…not cuz I’m necro and like dead bodies, in fact I hate seeing dead bodies….but because a dead Courtney Stodden is what’s best for the world she has been polluting and making a mockery of with her stripper antics that don’t normally bother me unless I see her getting press…

This is just noise that doesn’t matter…yet we’re all looking…the worst.

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