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2008

01

Dec

Brandon Davis Crashes into Pink’s Car of the Day

Brandon Davis is the greasy rich kid on coke who’s grandfather was one of the richest people in the world thanks to America being the land of opportunity. The problem with the land of opportunity is that allows people to make insane amounts of money and those people go out and have families, who leech off that success, and never work a day in their life because it’s easier to just send him checks than to listen to his cunt behavior. Yes, even his family hates him.

In this video, he is seen ramming into some SUV that belongs to Pink, what, you thought her balls would allow her to buy a sports sedan? It may be a minor accident but dude’s obviously drunk, medicated and as rich kids do, makes a bigger deal out of things than they actually are, because rich kids can’t handle stress at all, and blames it on other factors, because they can’t take responsibility for their own actions, like the paparazzi and the one girl begging to get his autograph because she recognized him from the “Lohan is only worth 6 million dollars and has a firecrotch” video, figuring he’ll be a lonely broken down child with low standards that is easy to manipulate into marriage and all she’ll have to do is deal with his whiny, rich, asshole behavior, which is a lot better than sucking cock in the back alley that she’s been doing the last 5 years, so he’s pretty much her exit strategy and her retirement plan…and who really cares.

Posted in:Brandon Davis|Crash

2008

22

Sep

Steve Aoki Doesn’t Care About the Pilot and the Co-Pilot of the Day

So Steve Aoki issued this “statement”, about DJ AM and Travis who are recovering in Georgia where Aoki went to be by their side, since he’s good friends with AM.

OUR PRAYERS GO TO DJ AM AND TRAVIS…


Most important news: Adam and Travis are going to be ok! I can’t give too many details away but things are looking up. It’s just the healing process now and then back on their feet in no time. Adam’s cracking’ jokes just like usual the second day of his recovery… on to bigger and brighter things!! It’s fucking crazy they survived that crash. Condolences to lil Chris’s families and Charles families.

xo Steve Aoki

I guess in typical LA rich kid behavior, they only care about themselves and their immediate circle. The crash happened because of a blown tire and had nothing to do with the Pilot or Co-Pilot’s negligence and I am offended dude didn’t pay his respects for the family of the people who died flying his rich friends around. Ya know, if they didn’t charter that fucking jet and flew a commercial airline like the commoners they once were before becoming rich as shit, that pilot and co-pilot would be still be alive today, so if anything AM and Travis had a huge part in the death of these 4 people indirectly. Everyone is saying how lucky they are to have survived, I am sayin’ if they were lucky, their plane wouldn’t have caught fire.

Either way, I know Aoki means and is generally a cool guy and is probably just shaken up because he was supposed to be on that plane and just forgot about the death of people he doesn’t know, and AM and Travis will be fine, possibly mangled, but able to enjoy the sunset and the stars and life, which is a good thing, even if AM has to wear a mask like some kind of superhero, and that’s the end of talking about this stupid airplane crash despite it being an insane tragedy and all that shit…..

Here is a video of the plane on fire with Barker screaming for help…this shit is scary and sad and I doubt I would have handled myself very well even witnessing the accident, let alone being in the accident. Crazy stuff we’ve got here. Crazy stuff.

Posted in:AM|Crash|Steve Aoki|Travis