I don’t watch Star Wars…I find that shit weird….not so much the movies, I saw them and didn’t care, but the fans…those people are fucked…

So fucked that Daisy Ridley and her short chubby legs…which is good enough for the Star Wars nerds, she’s just gotta be in Star Wars for them. Hell she could have a dick or be 300 pounds like Jaba the Hut and they’d still jerk off to her…because that’s the kind of socially awkward, creepy, perverted these sad sad people are…

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I like this pussy forward, pelvic thrust by Daisy RIDLEY.

I am the only person who hasn’t seen Star Wars, I hate Star Wars…but I do know that Han Solo dies, that’s fucking internet for ruining everything…not that I care that he dies, as far as I’m concerned he died back when he married Ali McBeal….I am not much of a spoiler alert, spoiler, I am just spoiled, and if you’re an actual star wars fan, you’ve already seen the shit and know dude’s dead…unless you’re reading this from prison. In which case…sucks to be you…please don’t make a point of killing me…like you were Steve Avery..

Either way, her name is Daisy Ridley, she’s the new Natalie Portman or Carrie Fisher, who will no be able to have a career outside of Star Wars..or who now has the most lucrative of careers because of Star Wars…seeing as before Star Wars…she didn’t even have a fucking agent…

I guess she’s in the illuminati…makes sense..

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Daisy Ridley is the new Star Wars girl you’re going to be staging a marriage with in your basement while your mom is at Church…with a lifesize cutout you made of her out of digital printing her full body on pillow cases…way better than trying to staple paper print outs of her onto your pillow like you did many years ago…when the last Star Wars came out and you fell in love with their star…

I guess what I am saying is that this girl can do no wrong…she could wear a fat suit…and walk around shitting herself…and will still be the most jerked off to girl for the next 5-10 years…and that is a pretty remarkable feat, especially for someone who only got an agent less than 1 year ago…not that it has anything to do with her, or how cute she is…people are fucking crazy about Star Wars…and she just needed to be in it..to have millions and millions of creepy socially awkward nerds of all ages…

I don’t know why I’ve never been into Star Wars…I haven’t even seen the second trilogy and can’t bother with the first…yet I run a blog for people who probably have Star Wars tattoos…yes I am talking to you…loser…

Daisy Ridley….I’ll be watching you…and let’s hope you make me lots of money when I leak your nudes…because I think I deserve a piece of the Star Wars hype…even if I don’t leave my couch or talk to other humans.

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Daisy Ridley is the lottery winner, cast in the new Star Wars, that so many millions of nerds are freaking the fuck out about, buying pre-sale tickets to, because it’s fucking Star Wars people…and this is the female lead, who will never get much work beyond Star Wars, the brand is too fucking strong, but who needs work after that…she’ll have dudes sending her money, propositions, and marriage offers for the rest of her fucking life. Nerds, especially Star Wars nerds are resilient….they are focused…and they are often times socially awkward and obsessive…

So here’s what will be their new obsession….Daisy Ridley…in Hollywood Reporter…

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Here’s a very safe shoot of Daisy Ridley for Interview Magazines….I guess she’s owned by Disney now, and doing anything compelling, something Interview is sometimes known for, they went with this…

She’s 23, from the UK, not very known…but will be a huge fucking star because she got one of the lead roles in the much anticipated, nerds everywhere going crazy for her, STAR WARS movies….

It’s a lifelong blessing / curse, that I doubt will lead to much beyond Star Wars, or that she’ll ever be able to live down, but dudes everywhere will be jerking off to her…in fucking millions…enough cum to fill up an olympic sized pool in her lifetime…and that’s an accomplishment…

The fans will leach on, they won’t allow her to do anything else, but that’s all part of the contract with the franchise, when her previous acting jobs included music videos of acts you’ve never really heard of…

Here are the pics…

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