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2016

09

Mar

Dakota Fanning Joins Instagram with Erotica of the Day

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Apparently, Dakota Fanning made a statement that she’d never join instagram…I didn’t research this fact because I don’t give a fuck about Dakota Fanning or her creepy Hollywood child star weirdness…

But she joined anyway @DakotaFanning ….

Because instagram followers determines whether you mater or not, whether you are hireable or not, whether you are relevant or not…so I guess she’s diving into this shit like she was an instagram model – since everyone is a fucking instagram model these days…

Here’s her pics, even though everyone knows snapchat is where the chances of her posting a pussy video are statistically more likely to happen….

Either way, everyone succumbs to this nonsense…technology always wins in the singularity…

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2016

26

Feb

Dakota Fanning in a Tight Dress of the Day

Here’s some Dakota Fanning getting some free shit because OSCARS!!

Good thing she doesn’t need to spend that hard earned money on buying her own shit…good thing she can focus that insane amount of money she has for doing very little of substance for herself…and just use her celebrity as a currency to get free shit…good thing she gets paid stupid amounts of money so that she doesn’t need to spend it on useless CHANEL things…because that would be wrong to pay her all this money and expect her to carry a brand’s bag for free…

I understand why celebs don’t pay for shit, because shit like Chanel actually costs very little to produce, a 30,000 dollar purse costs that brand 300 bucks, so to give a bitch like Dakota Fanning a 300 dollar purse that they pretend is 20,000 dollars, sells a lot of purses, and even if it’s just one, they’ve already made 100 times their money..

I just think it’s funny that rich people get everything for free, but not as funny as the faces that Dakota Fanning…CHILD OSCAR NOMINEE is making…

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2016

13

Jan

Dakota Fanning’s Creepy Shoe Company of the Day

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Dakota Fanning has always been creepy…

Like some robot child, who is now 21, but when she was 7 or 8 and getting nominated for Oscars, would do media and have adult conversation, and adult disposition, up on some Doogie Howser shit, only instead of being a fake doctor closet case, she was thrown into entertaiment…in a “whore our child, she’s so quirky and advanced”….

Well, she’s still getting work, her parents are still rich off her, and they have that approval on their ego that their offspring have commercial viability, who can star in this terrible fucking campaign….but she’s wearing gladiator sandals and showing a lot of leg….so Dakota Fanning fans can appreciate it, but unfortunately, I know her real fans go for something a bit younger than 21…if you know what I mean…disgusting.

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2015

07

Jan

Dakota Fanning in Work Out Clothes of the Day

My favorite thing about working out is just parking outside of the gym, my dick in hand, watching all the girls go in and out of the place in their spandex outfits, especially in summer, because they usually involve shorts, so that I don’t even have to go inside the gym, but I can still masturbate to the vagina definition on fit little bodies…so next time you’re at the gym…worry about us guys on the outside, but not too much, we’re too fat to run after you…we’re just here to watch…

That said, usually, the girls at the going into the gym, aren’t all sweaty pussied the way I want them…you know from being fit, but rather sweaty pussied from being obese…but at least they are sweaty pussied…it adds more flavor…

That said, here’s Dakota Fanning, the creepiest actress in the history of Actresses because she was 40 at the age of 5, at least in interviews…and either that’s some Alien shit, or some overly trained dancing monkey thanks to stage parent shit I want to see naked…but not really….for any reason other than loving naked.

I don’t know what the point of this was. I like to think of it as performance art.


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2014

25

Nov

Dakota Fanning Doesn’t Cameltoe of the Day


This may not be exciting developments in Dakota Fanning’s career, but I like to think it just contributes to how creepy she is. You know the fact that her tight pants don’t get jacked up her vagina like tight pants do to every other girl in existence…I know because I stare at vaginas…when other guys stare at tits and asses…because Vagina Definition excites me…which in and of itself may be as creepy as Dakota Fanning not having a vagina….because she’s a robot we should have been aware of when she was roboting back in the 90s when she was 3 and acted 46….it was like she was programmed to be human adult, while being in a kid body…and now we find out she’s got no genitals….weird.

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2014

25

Jun

Apparently this is Dakota Fanning’s Ass of the Day

Dakota Fanning is no longer the 7 year old creepy kid who was pretending she was in her mid 40s…

Now she’s over 18, but her ass is pretending it is in her mid 40s….

At least that is what I am seeing here…from a movie called Very Good girls….that did some film festival run and that is now hitting select theatres in what I assume is her big “I’m a real actor, this is a real movie, with a good story, to maintain some credibility” script…

Here’s the trailer, even though her ass

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2013

29

Jan

Dakota Fanning’s Awkward Glamour Shoot of the Day


Not quite a girl, not yet a woman is what’s going on here….she’s 18…almost 19…but you probably remember her as the 10 year old who acted like a 40 year old at least in interviews…who was marketed as some prodigy in acting…which I didn’t know could exist…since acting, despite what the industry tells you, is a fucking joke and requires no real talent whatsoever, but they don’t want you to know that all it takes is an ego, or insecure freak, or a kid with money hungry parents who think they shat out gold when they birthed their brat…..who doesn’t fear humiliating himself on camera or in a room full of people…while taking themselves seriously reading someone else’s lines….not that that has anything to do with this post…what this post is about is that she got hit with the Haley Joel Osment childstar curse of what was once a cute thing pedophiles cut out pics from magazines of…has turned into this low level sex appeal….maybe she needs less clothes on to make me see the light…but right now…she’s boring…for Glamour…and these are the pics.

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2012

19

Oct

Dakota Fanning in her Bra and Panties of the Day

This is some Hollywood Smut that is actually being disguised as indy international smut from the UK…starring older and wiser than her years and uglier and more awkward than her cuteness you’d assume was going to end up hot back when she was 10…..and she’s doin’ it in her underwear….because it is one of those tear jerker, 17 year old is dying, and goes wild pre death making everyone happy she did it but sad they killed her off cuz they don’t get the simple tools of drama….

The trailer dropped in August, but is doing the rounds now, and I never turn my back on a good old fashion child star in panties…

Here’s the Trailer….

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2012

01

Aug

Dakota Fanning Upskirt on Set of the Day

Dakota Fanning flashed her panties on set….and the whole thing was a fail because of the whole panties part of the story….I figure if you’re gonna have an upskirt, flash your meaty fucking cunt…and ideally spread your legs so that I can see your fucking uterus, otherwise you’re just a bitch who treats underwar like it is a bikini, only you still insist on wearing fucking clothes over the shit like it is sacred and private….but then go ahead and do this and say “whatever it is just my panties, that’s like being in a bathing suit”…what I am getting at is that if there is no shame or embarassment in a panty upskirt…than it is not a panty upskirt….it is just a girl who doesn’t care if the world sees her panties…cuz they are no big deal…and that is bot horrible and lovely….

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2012

15

May

Dakota Fanning Ass in Leggings of the Day

There is something magical about young ass…and everyone knows it…especially women you meet in their 30s who are insecure everytime you look at a young girls ass…cuz nowadays you can’t leave your house without seeing all the glory a young girl ass provides…not to mention these 30 year olds once had young girl ass and know they’ve lost it…not matter how many squats they do at the gym….you see cuz there is this small window of opportunity…where the young ass is womanly enough to not be creepy…round and lovely…firm and defying gravity….and I think Dakota Fanning’s at that point in her aging process, cuz good pants may help an ass look rockin…only to take those pants of an experience sadness…but being a 18 makes seems to make an ass rockin’ with or without the pants…which is what we like….

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