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2018

11

Oct

Dakota Johnson Possibly Pregnant Cameltoe of the Day

Dakota Johnson Pussy Print Tight Leggings Sports Bra

Dakota Johnson brought her pregnant pussy lips out in a pair of leggings as girls who wear leggings that are at least one size too small often do….

I mean if you leave your house, you will see at least one pair of leggings jacked up into cunt, it’s pretty much a guarantee…so all these people complaining about the state of the country, or the world or the politics, clearly haven’t been to a mall food court in a while…cuz being able to see pussy on regular girls, out in public, all because leggings define pussy…is a pretty magical thing…

I guess when you’re pregnant like Dakota Johnson is, it’s easier to get those leggings caught in your cunt…that’s gaping and ready to expel a child…

She’s the daughter of known whore rich kid Mel Griffith, and Don Johnson. She was conceived on a Coke Bender, and she now fucks Coldplay to the point of baby making..and that’s all we need to know about her and her promoting some movie on lies.

Here she is looking like a blow up doll for W Magazine
Dakota Johnson Blow Up Doll Dreams for W Magazine

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2015

22

Jan

Dakota Johnshon Naked for The Weeknd’s New Song of the Day

The Weeknd is a huge Canadian success, probably thanks to Drake, but what the fuck do I know, I don’t keep track of these things, I just know that he still lives in Toronto, despite all his fame, and he fucks all kinds of local ratchet girls, or at least he did, because that’s what you do when you have all this international fame and you go back to your hometown, where the only person more famous than you is Drake, and he’s off fucking Rihanna and other top tier famous people, leaving herds of groupies with mouths wide open…and ready for dick…

That said, this is his new video with Dakota Johnson for 50 Shades of Grey…and apparently she’s naked in it. 2 Million listens in a day….I think this movie may be huge…

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