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2011

28

May

Danielle Staub Striptease for Scores of the Day

Real Housewives of New Jersey Danielle Staub, you have already seen in a sex tape with no sex now has a deal with Scores stripclub to do live webcam strip shows, because I guess being a housewife in New Jersey is a lot like being a housewife in my housing project, luckily not my wife cuz she is too fat to work as a stripper, even a fat fetish stripper, she’d die on stage, she’s old and her knees would give out, she smells and if she had to get up off her medical scooter for a dance…but for the other women with mixed race babies, it works out pretty alright…..

Old trash holding on as long as they can trying as hard as they can, fighting to keep their few minutes of fame and even next level it by getting naked is entertaining…

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2010

10

Jun

Danielle Staub Shitty Sex Tape with No Sex Pics of the Day

This seems to be a sex tape that has no sex in it and really I don’t care about this one at all…not that I really care about any of them….but I like to make sex tapes part of my job…not that I really have a job, but you get what I am saying…

This bitch is so irrelevant that watching her old, disgusting, fake tit body naked is not really worth the energy or time. Sure I appreciate the idea of her getting naked on camera for attention, so that she becomes a household name, since her shitty TV show she was on didn’t make that happen, considering even I didn’t know who she was before this….

She shoulda done this before she became this and that’s really all I have to say about that…..just be happy there’s no pussy pics out yet…cuz I don’t even want to imagine what kind of mess that shit looks like…even though you kinda need pussy for a sex tape to be a sex tape…even if that pussy looks broke like Chyna, Shauna Sand and even Kendra Wilkinson…

So here are some pics…I am just posting cuz I want to bring home the point that this bitch is disgusting but also that shitty implants are scary….

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2010

09

Jun

Danielle Staub’s Sex Tape of the Day

Danielle Staub is clearly some bottom feeding fame whore who thinks she is hotter than she actually is, so she’s taking on the bottom feeding fame whore strategy and releasing a sex tape, cuz people will always watch shameless bitches who are trying to make it in the world of entertainment buy compromising themselves and their dignity for the cause…despite the fact that failed sex tape after failed sex tapes of has been cunts have proven to not really matter or work….and they really only do good things for careers when the bitch is already a public name and known….but maybe it is working, cuz before today, I had no idea who this bitch was….cuz sex tapes are guaranteed to get you noticed…we are desperate and like watching sex.

Unfortunately, these caps are censored…and don’t feature sex…but June 14th, you will be able to illegally download and stream the 75 minute attempt for her career….and I have to say, despite having no interest in seeing this, I appreciate her drive and ambition….let’s hope at least one person I want to see fuck follows her bullshit lead.

If you have uncensored pics….email them in…cuz seeing some shitty fake tit isn’t enough for me…I need pussy lip to really judge her.

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