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Megan Fox Goes Furniture Shopping With David 90210 of the Day

Megan Fox is back with David from 90210 because that’s what happens when a girl is estranged from her father at a young age and meets up with some guy she used to dream about growing up, I’m talking posters on her walls and fantasies of taking his virginity instead of that Donna whore, who is older, more experienced and has a big dick that can comfort her as she tries to get her career off the ground, introduce her to the right people who weren’t capable of salvaging his career but were able to get her in touch with the right people, pretty much giving her some sort of legitimacy, despite him being a failure and leading to where she is now. She needs him and as depressing as that is for you, it’s not half as bad as that forearm tattoo.

Here they are shopping for furniture.

Here she is getting busy with a pillow like the fat girl in my high school who told me she used to rub up against her mattress while making out with her pillow when she first discovered masturbation.

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