I was sent this video over the weekend and read the caption that this girl is Def Jam’s new meal ticket. She’s 16, sings in 7 languages and plays the Piano. So I decided to listen to the song which is her repeatedly saying that she’s 16 over and over again and it reminds me of this girl I once got with who looked like she was at least 18 and after getting in her pants she told me she was 16 and shit echoed in my head for the month before finding out she got her period and I wasn’t going to be a teenage pregnancy baby daddy.

Either way, watch the new it girl, I think she’s too ripe to want look at sexually, and her song sucks, but then again what do I know about pretty much anything.

Posted in:Def Jam|Karina Pasian