Drea de Matteo’s was a relatively obscure pussy in the industry when she was at her peak. I mean, I am sure a handful of directors, producers and actors ran through her while she ran through her lines, I mean she did end up on TV landing.

She also landed Shooter Jennings, the son of Waylon Jennings who lacks the cool factor of Waylon, because that’s what coddled rich kids with famous dads end up being, clearly his child support payments aren’t high enough for her because she’s turned to internet whoring like a lazy stoner college girl who hates the idea of working retail.

You have to assume that it’s not about the money at this stage in the game for this granny, but rather a way for her to feel validated and appreciated with every subscripition that gets paid….not that I can relate to that…since all you fuckers are just a bunch of mooches!

Well, in today’s leaked nudes people actually pay for that aren’t even nude, which would anger me if I was sexting her, I’d be like “Bitch you fucking cocktease whore” and that’d be if I wasn’t paying her subscription fees, so I don’t know how the simps who pay her allow for this….if I was paying, there’d be gaping asshole being filled with dairy products before being fried into an omelette and eaten….GET YOUR MONEY’S WORTH….

She has allowed you to see her secret tools to her look, the BEAUTY RING LIGHT that all influencers and creators rely on before photoshopping the fuck out fo themselves!

All this to say, BORING and DEPRESSING PORN…

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Drea De Matteo is a 52 year old mom of 2, who like the other moms on OnlyFans or on Reddit pushing their OnlyFans because they can’t accept that they are expired pieces of shit, rotting away in the bedroom, because even their own husbands don’t really want to fuck them, because they didn’t really think it through that at some point the babe they’d married, even with all the fitness, diet, starvation, would end up a loose skinned pile of shit….yet, for some reason the guys on the internet are so horny, and lonely, they’ll say nothing buy nice things as they pull out their credit cards for the nudes….

It’s pretty sad, but not as sad as her attempt to stage nudes or hot pics in her underwear that she uses to scam loser fans on the internet.

She’s a pro actor, she’s got experience, she’s been in things, you’d think she’d be more comfortable than the recent divorcee who just got on the dating scene and decided to give a slutty selfie a go, only to realize her generation isn’t built for this shit because they didn’t get internet until they were 30,.

Point of the story, it’s pretty sad…sexting the middle age almost makes you not want to sext at all….throw in the towel and go for a less interactive porn.

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I figure that since this site is a relic of the past, a fucking dinosaur that reminds us of what the internet once was and why it is no longer that way….

I might as well only feature dinosaur women who have a lot in common with a motherfucker like me, because they just don’t give up, even though they probably should, but unlike me, they probably make money off their weirdo fans doing it, and unlike me, they’ve probably already got a shit ton of money in the bank, because unlike me, they were all relevant at their prime….and are just holding onto that dream all these years later.

I don’t hate on Drea, even though I didn’t watch the Sopranos, I appreciate that she was Waylon Jennings’ daughter in law, not that she ever met Waylon, but rather put up with his offspring who has ridden Waylon’s reputation as outlaw in the most candy-coated rich brat LA kid kind of way….but when your dad’s that cool, you’re kind fucked, like Drea was when getting knocked up with that Jennings cud.

Point being, you’d hope her OnlyFans content was less mom who got her first digital camera trying to get her husband jealous enough to show some interest in her, because there is such thing as this is a little too real…

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Drea De Matteo is one of the new leaders of the future, inspiring the young girls of the world that when you’re expired and no longer wanted, but in need of wanting to be wanted, or at least in need of making money, despite your child support payments you get from the Waylon Jennings estate, you can never have enough money to validate your old and expired existence….YOU CAN ALWAYS SELL NUDES to SOPRANOS fans still hanging onto a dream.

I find it a cultural flaw, or collapse, when the women who are supposed to be mentors, or public figures, even the forgotten ones, turn to whoring because it’s easy money, like whoring wasn’t always easy money, but when it was behind closed doors at least young girls didn’t realize it was that easy of an option.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m lazy and like whoredom, but I can still see how it can destroy a society if every woman becomes a whore….

These people need God…it’s obvious, but they keep pushing themselves further and further away, and I guess we get underwear selfies of old broads…making their Italian Nonna and the family priest proud…

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I didn’t watch the Sopranos, but I do listen to country music, and obviously Waylon Jennings is one of the icons of Outlaw Country music, so his shitty entitled rich as shit Hollywood kid is an affiliate of that or an heir to that or just a try hard trying to pretend he’s Outlaw country while being an LA rich kid because of who his daddy is and that’s the only reason he exists…

So yeah, when they were making babies, Shooter shooting loads in Drea, I knew that she was a Sopranos whore….

Now she’s an official whore because despite no one giving a shit or no one asking, she’s launched her OnlyFans, which went semi viral last week…people were like “that bitch from Sopranos is doing OnlyFans Now” because she’s not doing anything else besides cashing those Waylon Jennings sponsored Child Support checks that Shooter sends her way….

I didn’t see any of her whore content, but it’s a nice reminder that these celebrity whores who I’ve always called whores, were never aspiring artists trying to excel in their craft, but rather just whores being placed in roles, that would have ended in porn had the opportunity never arose…..which is now ending in porn now that the opportunities have never arose…since porn is more lucrative than mainstream…

It’s a real trip if you think about it, which I don’t because I just look at tits…

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