Lindsay Lohan egged the paparazzi, I find this funny, because the paparazzi are fucking cocksuckers who are pretty much bottom feeding pieces of shit who get paid too much to exploit other people, while exploiting people like me, and that just doesn’t sit well with me, all they do is pretty much stalk famous people all night and sell the shit for insane amount of money and most of the time aren’t even real photographers, just fuckin’ slackers. Next time, let’s hope Lohan throws bricks at them, or maybe used tampons, or even herself in some desperate broken hearted lesbian way, because eggs are too high school. Let’s take it up a notch next time.

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