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2020

27

Jan

Ekaterina Zueva Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Ekaterina is some titty model at least that is what I assume she is because her titties are out, but upon further investigation I have learned that she’s also a blogger, because blogging transitioned from being some nerd who posts nerd shit like girls in slutty photos, to being people who post to social media with captions about their open and honest curated glimpse into their lives.

She is from Russia, which would explain her audience and the fake numbers, you see because instagram is fucking fake.

In 2015, she was cast in The Man from U.N.C.L.E in a small role, which is either pretty impressive, or a sign that instagram girls who get half naked are better suited to act that people who have gone to acting school and would die for a bit role in ANYTHING. Sucks to be them, they should go back to the drawing board and pull their damn tits out.

Her bio also says she’s a part time model, a full time Yogi and she lives in Bali…where she promotes Energy Drinks and in her part time modeling she’s managed to pull them titties out….because I guess when you only commit a few minutes of modeling a month because you don’t need to fuck with that now that you’ve made that money….you might as pull the tits out and that’s just what she’s doing.

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2019

06

Nov

Ekaterina Zueva Bolt On Tits of the Day

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Ekaterina Zueva is a nobody with a big set of bolt on tits. That’s all. Which I guess in this day and age isn’t a bad thing to be because so many skinny girls with bolt on tits are able to find customers for their services. Not to say this girl is a hooker, despite looking like one and having the name of one, and 2.2 million followers…but I will say that the girls of backpages needed to find somewhere to sell their vaginas in their DMs and obviously facebook/instagram was the place for that, and since FB/IG are too big to touch, or take down, they get all the pageviews and followers to the content of these girls selling themselves…and even if this one isn’t a sex worker, she likely only dates rich guys, someone has to pay for the POOL life, and really we’re all selling ourselves one way or another, but she should look into getting better fake tits….the fuckers she has are about as natural looking as having two jack-o-latterns she found on the street the day after halloween epoxied to herself….yes…mid rot pumpkin tits…MY Favorite kind of pie.

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2018

26

Jan

Ekaterina Zueva Masturbation Photoshoot of the DAy

Ekaterina Zueva Naked and Cumming on a bed

Ekaterina Zueva has 2.1 million followers on social media. HERE

I guess she’s got the right idea when it comes to self promotion as she does these editorial shoots with photographers that look like she’s masturabting totally naked, bush out and all, too hot for instagram.

It’s the kind of behavior that I appreciate and the likely increases her quality of husband who buys her off the mail order bride websites…

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2015

11

Mar

Ekaterina Zueva for Serge Lee of the Day

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Here’s a pretty amazing shoot for TREATS! by a photographer named Serge Lee, of a girl named Ekaterina Zueva, which sounds pretty local to LA, where treats is based, I mean if you were to factor in all the hot as fuck mail order brides that have been shipped over here with dreams of becoming famous models….not that I know anything about Ekaterina Zueva, for all I know she could be from Jersey and her dad could be an engineer and she may not even be a Russian who managed to escape a fate of being a web cam model, working the sex trade, thanks to either being tall enough or rich enough to buy US citizenship of her own…

It doesn’t mater, what matters is that she’s got the right idea on how to really launch her career. You know being a model is hard, competitive and there are so many millions of girls who are just more connected or focused…or even already working…

So the key is to bring out the big guns, show the world you want to win, by getting naked in artistic shots, that as long as they are black and white and in an erotic art magazine, are not actually doing porn…

It’s such great logic…because as of today, I now know who Ekaterina Zueva is…..and I want to be her friend.

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