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2018

13

Feb

Eliza Cummings in Lingerie of the Day

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Eliza Cummings….great name…it’s like a billboard that identified her biggest skill or asset….or capabilities for future investors / clients / boyfriends who are rich because when you’re a half naked girl on instagram, you find the thickest wallet you can, and you ride that dick until it’s cummings all up in you, knocking you up, so that you have guaranteed income the next 18 years…you know…you can’t keep the hot half naked instagram chick thing up forever, you need some level of security…and what better way to recruit that from social media filled with low level campaigns she’s done so that she appears to be a earner and not a mooch…right….right.

We have already seen her naked HERE

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2017

30

Nov

Eliza Cummings for Agent Provocateur of the Day

Eliza Cummings has a duty to live up to her name…by doing all she can in her low to mid level modeling to contribute to as many people CUMMING as possible, it’s her namesake, it is what she is destined and meant to do….

I’ve said this before, but it’s is like someone named BAKER not knowing how to bake. Or someone named “Archer” not knowing anything about archery….or someone named “Potter” not knowing shit about Harry Potter, like that Emma Watson is not hot, or “Barber” not knowing how to cut hair…prferably pubic hair or someone named “Brewer” not knowing how to make beer, I want beer or “MILLER” not knowing how to MILL…whatever the fuck that means…or “Carpenter” not know how to make a goddamn cabinet…or “Carver” not knowing how to use a knife….or someone naked “Pound” not knowing how to POUND THAT PUSSY…

Why would I write more of these when I already did the work, I want to be a one-trick pony, like this Eliza Cummings…who’s doing what she can to get people cumming…and that’s what matters…

This time for a legit sugar baby lingerie brand, for a sugar baby…this must be FUCKING everything for her…and for them really..understanding their market…

Hot for Christmas….

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2017

24

Mar

Eliza Cummings Nipple for Marie Claire Italia of the Day

Eliza Cummings has a duty to live up to her name…by doing all she can in her low to mid level modeling to contribute to as many people CUMMING as possible, it’s her namesake. It is like someone named BAKER not knowing how to bake. Or someone named “Archer” not knowing anything about archery….or someone named “Potter” not knowing shit about Harry Potter, like that Emma Watson is not hot, or “Barber” not knowing how to cut hair…prferably pubic hair or someone named “Brewer” not knowing how to make beer, I want beer or “MILLER” not knowing how to MILL…whatever the fuck that means…or “Carpenter” not know how to make a goddamn cabinet…or “Carver” not knowing how to use a knife….or someone naked “Pound” not knowing how to POUND THAT PUSSY…

You get where I am going with this……I’ll keep going for another 45 seconds….

Or “Chandler” not being a candle maker, or “PIPER” not knowing how to suck dick…or “Cockburn” not knowing how to burn cock, or “Cook” not knowing how to cook, or “Chase” not being a rapist….

You get where I am going with this……and that is that she’s showing tit for a fashion magaizne – so racy.

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2016

06

Dec

Eliza Cummings for LUI Magazine of the Day

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The ALT-RIGHT – will like to know that this ELIZA cumming bitch, who is feeding like a rhino in a National Geographic, while nude, in attempts to help contribute to as many people CUMMING as possible, it’s her namesake and to not participate in that would be against her life choice of being a model, a scenester, a sugar baby…and NAKED in photos for a French magazine – pretending it’s “ART” cuz it’s a good angle…

Well, she’s dating a Rothschild, a member of the richest families in the world…a family rumored to own the world’s gold supply, and the route of all the conspiracies..the kind of family that the conspiracy people call the New World Order, who finance both sides of every war….but she not a whore, don’t look at her like that, she likes him for his kindness…he’s ambition…the money is just bonus…right….

I don’t know if she’s still dating the Rothschild, I Didn’t google her, I was too busy looking at her face down / ass up for photos….but it makes for a good story, one we could write our own conspiracy too, like maybe she’s a spy moving in…but I think she’ll pretend she didn’t know he was a Rothschild when they met, it was all just a shock as she used to masturbate to the Forbes richest people list, a list he’s not on, because all his money is private….how was she to know…

Fuck…I just googled it an she’s not with the Rothschild…that ruins this whole post, but she’s still naked in the pics, I am just surprised she wasn’t killed off…doesn’t that Rothschild know anything about romance when you’re an evil tyrant who owns the fucking world…

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2016

05

Apr

Eliza Cummings Side Tit of the Day

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Here’s a new pic of MARIE CLAIRE ITALY of Eliza Cummings…Because cummings is what she should make you want to do….deep inside her…hoping to get her pregnant so that you can guilt her out of the abortion so that you have proof for all your friends that you had sex with tits this good..

I am not just saying that Eliza Cummings and cum come hand in hand, it’s in her name, a joke she’s probably always heard but has now turned into a business, but for the record the cum on cummings should should come on her tits…I just confused myself…

I don’t know who she is as a model and don’t feel like googling her…but I do know what her big tit looks like and I like it.

here are the rest of the pics I’ve already posted….repost..

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2016

22

Mar

Eliza Cummings Tits for Marie Claire Italy of the Day

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Eliza Cummings is a 25 year old model who has never heard anyone make a cum reference to her name being cumming especially when you factor in how fucking good she looks, especially topless, like all models pretty are and should be, as that is their sacrifice to the world, their nipples, so that they don’t have to live a normal 9-5 life where they actually work, but rather get to focus on the important things in life like free hand outs, social climbing through sex, and finding rich guys to marry or get knocked up by, especially if they don’t start out rich.

She’s with a Rothschild, a member of the richest families in the world…a family rumored to won the world’s gold supply, and the route of all the conspiracies…but she likes him for his kindness.

Either way, here are her tits for David Bellemere, the hardest working man in the luxury, high end, tits photography…

I am pretty sure these are old pics, recycled, but tits are still tits…so tits.

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2012

03

Feb

Eliza Cummings Nude Photoshoot of the Day

I am not the kind of guy who’s into girls cumming…because it means they are having too much fun with me…and no girl…not even the most desperate should ever be that into letting me inside her…it makes me unable to enjoy myself…knowing she’s that crazy in her head…but I like the concept of a bitch cumming…maybe cuz I am convinced it is a myth…that it never happens…that it doesn’t fucking exist…or maybe cuz I know that when it does happen…the girl is likely doing it to herself…in her bath, shower, bed…and that’s hot….but not as hot as when they do it by getting naked and taking pictures for me to experience it with them…see cuz I’m a voyeur…but unfortunately the only naked pictures of bitches I get to see are models who do it for fashion and money…and I guess it’s not all bad…even if I prefer the homemade kind…cuz without them…I’d never know what hotness looks like unclothed….

Her name is Eliza Cummings…she’s naked for a fashion shoot….she’s an up and coming model…doing good to get noticed…here are the pics.

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2010

13

Aug

Eliza Cummings Titty for Visual Tales Issue 3 of the Day

Here is Eliza Cummings showing some titty cuz all girls are whores who get topless for money…and I am posting it cuz I like tits but also cuz I am on a quest to make this site a respected fashion site in the fashion community so that one day I will own a private island filled with models willing to suck my dick for this level of exposure…sure it won’t happen, but if it did, it’d be the best joke ever….so this is me doing the groundwork and here is Eliza Cummings doing the same…cuz maybe this shoot will be the one that gets her where she wants to be…and the fun thing about these fashion girls is tht they have no issue doing anything, they like being hot and are pretty laidback about getting naked…cuz shit pays fucking well and lets them do nothing all day and party all night…in some kind of serious fucking joke…like they played a trick on society….cuz they don’t actually need to work but get to live the good life…and I figure I deserve the same treatment…

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