I don’t know shit about any of these models, in some terrible social distancing practices, since younger people are using this opportunity to party, fuck and party more, and why wouldn’t they…If I wasn’t in DEATH range age, I’d be offering some shoulders to cry on in these times of crisis, or at least faces to sit on….until they are Eliza Cumming…either way, I am sure good times are happening..and I am not participating in them because I hate humanity and viruses…equally.

That said, I am sure these are from BEFORE the quarantine and the shoot features some pretenitous looking over made-up, done up, models in some level of undress…

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Eliza Cummings….great name…it’s like a billboard that identified her biggest skill or asset….or capabilities for future investors / clients / boyfriends who are rich because when you’re a half naked girl on instagram, you find the thickest wallet you can, and you ride that dick until it’s cummings all up in you, knocking you up, so that you have guaranteed income the next 18 years…you know…you can’t keep the hot half naked instagram chick thing up forever, you need some level of security…and what better way to recruit that from social media filled with low level campaigns she’s done so that she appears to be a earner and not a mooch…right….right.

We have already seen her naked HERE

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Eliza Cummings has a duty to live up to her name…by doing all she can in her low to mid level modeling to contribute to as many people CUMMING as possible, it’s her namesake. It is like someone named BAKER not knowing how to bake. Or someone named “Archer” not knowing anything about archery….or someone named “Potter” not knowing shit about Harry Potter, like that Emma Watson is not hot, or “Barber” not knowing how to cut hair…prferably pubic hair or someone named “Brewer” not knowing how to make beer, I want beer or “MILLER” not knowing how to MILL…whatever the fuck that means…or “Carpenter” not know how to make a goddamn cabinet…or “Carver” not knowing how to use a knife….or someone naked “Pound” not knowing how to POUND THAT PUSSY…

You get where I am going with this……I’ll keep going for another 45 seconds….

Or “Chandler” not being a candle maker, or “PIPER” not knowing how to suck dick…or “Cockburn” not knowing how to burn cock, or “Cook” not knowing how to cook, or “Chase” not being a rapist….

You get where I am going with this……and that is that she’s showing tit for a fashion magaizne – so racy.

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The ALT-RIGHT – will like to know that this ELIZA cumming bitch, who is feeding like a rhino in a National Geographic, while nude, in attempts to help contribute to as many people CUMMING as possible, it’s her namesake and to not participate in that would be against her life choice of being a model, a scenester, a sugar baby…and NAKED in photos for a French magazine – pretending it’s “ART” cuz it’s a good angle…

Well, she’s dating a Rothschild, a member of the richest families in the world…a family rumored to own the world’s gold supply, and the route of all the conspiracies..the kind of family that the conspiracy people call the New World Order, who finance both sides of every war….but she not a whore, don’t look at her like that, she likes him for his kindness…he’s ambition…the money is just bonus…right….

I don’t know if she’s still dating the Rothschild, I Didn’t google her, I was too busy looking at her face down / ass up for photos….but it makes for a good story, one we could write our own conspiracy too, like maybe she’s a spy moving in…but I think she’ll pretend she didn’t know he was a Rothschild when they met, it was all just a shock as she used to masturbate to the Forbes richest people list, a list he’s not on, because all his money is private….how was she to know…

Fuck…I just googled it an she’s not with the Rothschild…that ruins this whole post, but she’s still naked in the pics, I am just surprised she wasn’t killed off…doesn’t that Rothschild know anything about romance when you’re an evil tyrant who owns the fucking world…

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Here’s a new pic of MARIE CLAIRE ITALY of Eliza Cummings…Because cummings is what she should make you want to do….deep inside her…hoping to get her pregnant so that you can guilt her out of the abortion so that you have proof for all your friends that you had sex with tits this good..

I am not just saying that Eliza Cummings and cum come hand in hand, it’s in her name, a joke she’s probably always heard but has now turned into a business, but for the record the cum on cummings should should come on her tits…I just confused myself…

I don’t know who she is as a model and don’t feel like googling her…but I do know what her big tit looks like and I like it.

here are the rest of the pics I’ve already posted….repost..

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Eliza Cummings is a 25 year old model who has never heard anyone make a cum reference to her name being cumming especially when you factor in how fucking good she looks, especially topless, like all models pretty are and should be, as that is their sacrifice to the world, their nipples, so that they don’t have to live a normal 9-5 life where they actually work, but rather get to focus on the important things in life like free hand outs, social climbing through sex, and finding rich guys to marry or get knocked up by, especially if they don’t start out rich.

She’s with a Rothschild, a member of the richest families in the world…a family rumored to won the world’s gold supply, and the route of all the conspiracies…but she likes him for his kindness.

Either way, here are her tits for David Bellemere, the hardest working man in the luxury, high end, tits photography…

I am pretty sure these are old pics, recycled, but tits are still tits…so tits.

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