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2008

01

May

Ellen Pompeo Hard Nipples With No Bra of the Day

So I am watching Oprah, like I do everyday since I am pretty much a house wife and when the TV works, it’s the only channel I have. I may not have a vagina, but I do have a penis that works a lot like a vagina, a really rank smelling vagina. Either way, Oprah is about Sex in the City and Ugly Sarah Jessica Parker is on bragging about how the show has a committed male fan-base and as the camera scrolls over the audience, the 4 men they show are all wearing pink cowboy shirts and clapping their hands like drag queens with their lips pursed because they are gay. I feel like saying you have a strong male audience is a totally different thing that having a strong gay audience, not because fags aren’t men but because fags fuck men and have more in common with women in things they like doing. I guess Sarah Jessica Parker wouldn’t know since her husband is the biggest fucking queer – he’s all song and dance broadway Broderick so her perception of men is one of having a live in gay who help you pick out your dress, do your hair and make-up and talk to about boys while making you babies. I assume like a bad episode of WIll and Grace but I never watched that shit and I’ve never watched this Sex in the City trash because I think it gives girls a horrible role-model with ideas that being a slut is ok, denouncing their genetic need to have babies and be homemakers to focus on their career and feed their unhappiness with shopping, consumption and sex with randoms, when we all know a woman’s place isn’t in the work force unless that work force is in my house doin’ my motherfuckin’ dishes while giving me head.

Either way, here’s Ellen Pompeo not wearing a bra because shit is represents a patriarchal society and reduces women as sex symbols and they want liberation from that shit. What they don’t realize is that not wearing a bra is a hell of a lot more slutty, especially when your nipples are hard enough to pierce through 2 layers of t-shirts and I can pretty much visualize them naked, not because I want to, but because I have to. At least she counterbalances everything almost decent in these pictures by wearing those stupid fuckin’ pants that makes me feel like I am watching the Harlem Globetrotters or some shit.

As a side note, Kristen Davis just walked onto the set and I’ve already seen her big meaty pussy a month ago in her nude pics that were released and that I had to take off my site from her lawyers and it makes watching her talk more fun because all I see is her massive dark colored labia talking to me about being unhappy when she was 25 and it makes this garbage a little more tolerable.

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2008

31

Jan

Ellen Pompeo See-Through Jog of the Day

So the star of Grey’s Anatomy is showing her own anatomy while jogging somewhere in a see through shirt and I just made a lame fucking joke and feel like I was your real dad and this was some kind of dinner party with all your friends and I totally embarrassed you, but not as bad as the time you caught me in the bathroom at your Sweet 16 Slumber party trying to convince your hot friend that my tongue was the roll of toilet paper minutes before getting her pregnant and having to explain to her parents that I couldn’t afford to pay for half of her abortion, but if they covered it up front, I could pay them back in installments. That was a mess we don’t want to relive, kinda like this post because it sucks.

Speaking of sucking, Ellen Pompeo has some pretty shitty tits and it’s not because they are small it’s because they look like they are placed where a normal person’s belly button would be, which I guess isn’t that back because they aren’t hangin lower than my self esteem after writing this piece of shit and I blame you. Asshole.


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