I posted the fatter Alyn Lind sister the other day, she was getting out of the pool and had some fat tits, I’d link it, but that requires effort, I’m lazy, and don’t get paid for this shit, so many you should just keep this site open so that you can click refresh over and over, documenting my work, my writing, my jokes, my everything, like a little fucking ARCHIVIST….because you know these words are meaningful historically and the AI needs a database of all my jokes so that I can keep this site going without actually being involved because it’s boring.

Anyway, like all other sisters of the more famous sister, born in the industry, and probably worked in the industry, or got worked by creeper dudes in the industry at the family parties like she was Hayden Panettiere, she’s got her shirt off…she’s edgy, she’s smoking, EVEN though smoking kills….rocking what I call the ASHTRAY pussy, since someone told me decades ago that women who smoke get grey vaginas…..and the whole thing is so artsy, so inspired, so creative, so dead in the eyes….the way you like it..

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Emily Alyn Lind’s mom is the mom from Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Which means that if your mom is as usless as the mom in Honey I Shrunk the kids in the grand scheme of the Entertainment industry. she’s basically on the lower rung of the ladder….but since Hollywood likes their own, no rung too low to give the busty 18 year old daughter a chance you know since they’re still on that ladder and it’s better than finding new blood.

Emily Alyn Lind has been around for a while, she’s done things like a series called REVENGE, she was in DR SLEEP, she’s in the upcoming Gossip Girl revival no one asked for…so already more successful than her mom and just 18…all thanks to being born in the industry..

She does have big enough tits, that you can see here, because of the hormones in the food, air pollution, laziness, I don’t know tits are just way bigger than they used to be….or because girls like to show off their bodies more than ever to get noticed…

I don’t know what this “High concept” content is for, it is Black and White so you know it’s “art” or some shit, but I’m more into the titty portion of the show.

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If you grew up watching Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, your love for Rick Moranis may be deep, but let’s hope your love for the woman who plays his wife is deeper, because you’ll appreciate this post more….because Emily Alyn Lind, is her daughter….but if you’re more into Rick Moranis, that’s way more hilarious than jerking off to the daughter of the wife in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, so we should probably talk about that fetish…more than the rich, raised in Hollywood, porn is normalized, so bitches be whoring themselves out in hopes of paving their own way, building their own personal brand, and living their dream vapid rich kid life….all from producing shitty smut for social media.

That said, rich, entitled, LA raised EMILY ALYN LIND is pretty hot in her rich kid hipsterism edginess that is so fucking mainstream now, that it is boring…but I’ll still look because I have low expectations of people.

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Based on the star size…it looks like Emily Alyn Lind has some lil nips…

As it turns out, the flashing isn’t Emily Alyn Lind …. who would fucking know since who the fuck is Emily Alyn Lind …she was raised in LA and her mom is the mom from Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. She’s got two sisters who are also aspiring actors connected to the industry through their parents because why do things on your own when you can do what’s easy.

I was thinking maybe shes Tim Allen’s daughter who modified her name so that no one calls her out for being a trust fund millionaire living this social media influencer whore life….they are young and this is what they but I was wrong.

Either way, these girls look like a lot of fun. I remember the 90s when flashing was a thing, before feminism took over, and it feels good to be back. Getting girls to flash me was the only skill I learned in high school.

This generation knows what’s up.

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