2018
04
Jun
Emily Blunt looks like she’s been smoking too many blunts – and like she’s had a bad case of the munchies…for far too many nights…
I blame the legalization of recreational cannabis in California…
That’s all I’ve got, mainly because I don’t know who Emily Blunt is, maybe James Blunt’s wife…remember him? Is he still a thing…who cares…
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2017
09
Jun
Here are some pictures of Emily Blunt for you virgin losers who lives in your mom’s basement and chronically masturbate all day….so much that you have vats filled with your semen that you plan on carving a wife out of….until you can afford a real doll of your own after making millions after all your video gaming and free time from all your social awkwardness help you create the next Facebook….you know how it is….
Her ass is that of a 65 year old.
So hot…if you like 65 year old women….
I can’t imagine she’s positioned as a sex icon…because whatever is going on here – is fucking gross to me.
This is so fucking sloppy, she’s melting, she’s expiring, curdling, who knows what this is, but maybe she should look into cosmetic treatments, Kardashians don’t have an ass this sloppy and they are pigs…how can this white girl be so broken down, I guess no fitness…non-working out…either way…this kind of “body positive” is bad….she has a responsibility in the career she chose to not have an ass this bad.
Posted in:Emily Blunt|SFW
2013
22
Nov
This just in…Emily Blunt is pregnant…I break all the news stories…and all it took was a couple bikini pics of her from a few days ago…to figure this one out…partially because I don’t know who Emily Blunt is…partially because I am a horrible private investigator especially when it comes to girls I don’t know…I’m only good and being a peeping tom…but mainly because when a girl gets pregnant, especially one I am dated…they are dead to me…no one wants that alien shit of something growing in their vaginas..that in 9 months will crawl out of their vaginas..its to unnatural to me…
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2013
14
Jun
Emily Blunt is some 30 year old chick from the UK who has a rocking ass in her spandex pants, but that’s probably nothing worth celebrating, because even fat chicks have good ass in gym pants…it is a lie that I approve of because it allows me to get turned on by random chicks I will never see naked, because it hides all their flaws and squeezes their shit proper…I know, revolutionary….
Posted in:Emily Blunt
2012
09
Oct
Here are some pictures of Emily Blunt for you virgin losers who lives in your mom’s basement and chronically masturbate all day….so much that you have vats filled with your semen that you plan on carving a wife out of….until you can afford a real doll of your own after making millions after all your video gaming and free time from all your social awkwardness help you create the next Facebook….you know how it is….
Well she’s been reported to be Ms Marvel in Avengers 2 – the next billion dollar piece of shit movie you will all be seeing…and she’s in Harper’s Bazaar Australia.
Posted in:Emily Blunt
2012
05
Apr
Emily Blunt is in the May Issue of Elle UK….
I don’t remember who Emily Blunt is…. BUT I HAVE POSTED ON HER BEFORE ….so deep down in this brain I must know….somewhere…fucking drinking has ruined me.
I just know that I read a quote for her yesterday, talking about how she looked so authentic in a laughing scene of some movie, because her friend on set reminded her of when her boyfriend asked her to shave her cunt, cuz it was making a pillow in her panties, like a lazy fucking hippie, hipster slob, that doesn’t offend me, cuz I think bush adds personality, like Cheese Whiz….only less nutritious, more scented, and able to get caught in the remaining teeth I have…See, I’m a hater of the bikini wax, it reminds me of Jersey Shore and Kim Kardashian, tacky, cheesy and horrible, so give me some bush any day over that shit, that way I know I’m dealing with a cool chick, or one unscathed by societal pressure to undecorate her cunt….
Posted in:Emily Blunt
2012
18
Jan
Nothing says going to the gym…or in my case waiting outside the gym cuz of the restraining order…like tight pants hugging pussy…
I don’t know who Emily Blunt is…but I know what her pussy looks like…in tight pants…which is probably pretty accurate….
Posted in:Emily Blunt
2012
10
Jan
I don’t know who Emily Blunt is…but more importantly…I don’t know why she’s wearing tight pants…
Posted in:Emily Blunt
2011
01
Dec
If there is any debate that this bitch Emily Blunt is a hot chick or not, you know the kind of debate virgin losers have over RPG games, then these pictures should clear it up, because I don’t know about you, but when I look at them there is nothing I want to fuck off of her with my dick….the only thing I want to do is steal her stash of chocolate out of her purse and give it to the poor kids, I’m like Robin Hood….and even in a see through kind of t-shirt all I see is dumpy….Send her back to where she’s from and give an America girl a chance for a change…
Posted in:Emily Blunt
2011
28
Jul
Not sure who Emily Blunt is, but I appreciate that she’s going to the gym, cuz fat chicks fucking suck….both literally and figuratively, cuz if they didn’t suck they’d hardly never get laid, cuz they’d just suck to look at or be inside, unless of course you’re the kinda guy who likes fat chicks, in which case you’re fucking weird…as we all know the only time a fat chick is worth getting with when no one else is around or knows about it other than you…unless you’re like me and you marry one who doesn’t suck the way she should…but totally sucks on all other levels….but it was a marriage of convenience…she pays my rent and I get to do this shit all day…good deal….
Either way, here’s Emily Blunt showing off her pussy in tight pants…not so exciting but better than nothing…
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