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2020

29

Oct

How Emma Roberts Got Pregnant of the Day

Emma Robert is a babe despite being pregnant, because I typically hate pregnancy for numerous reasons, from it’s attack on the body, mainly the pussy that moms will try to convince you is designed to retract, but that is still something you know a kid crawled out of…..to other parts of the body like the stomach….then there’s the damage it does to the soul…where you give up your life for this creature that crawled out of you…and it lasts at least 18 years…spending money, dealing with their bullshit, their drama, shit that really has nothing to do with you, like when it’s up at night crying and you’re like “your problem bro”…and it looks back at you like “please dad I am only 2” and you’re like…fuck you should have been aborted, or washed out of my shorts like so many of my other “children” before you….because motherfucker just wants to sleep….

So these kids age you, ruin you, and are thankless and greedy about it….

Then there’s the whole bigger issue of “Save the Planet”…where you’re throwing another CARBON FOOTPRINT into the world…so hipster bitch won’t drink with plastic straws but she’ll make a kid to mooch off the land for another 90 years…selfish cunt…

Then there’s the whole bigger issue of “what’s the fucking future got in store for us”…from global warming, that you’re just adding to with this ungrateful child….to COVID and whatever other pandemics happen in the next 90 years of its life…to evil tech people controlling us…and evil corporations enslaving us….the nature of society, tech, utopia and all that….it’s obvious nothing good is coming our way…even an ASTROID hitting us is likely and maybe even welcomed…so let’s throw a kid into that mix because we want to come together and make a kid to show our love…you fucks…maybe he’ll become a leader, a champiom save the world with his resources available to him…I mean his great Auntie is Julia Roberts….which is actually a solid strategy to get addicted to drugs, everyone is on drugs…and spend life taking selfies…but sure let’s hope it changes the world like delusional fucks…

So Inconvenient, Irresponisble, Life Ruining, Body Ruining, Selfish and Narcissistic and ultimately gross…but something to do I guess, especially if you’ve already had one too many abortions…not to mention it’s a welcomed MEME or offshot strategy for social media…brands will even pay you more cuz you’re a mom now…the mom is the number one consumer and thus mom influencers are the number one earners….

Anyway, when hot Emma Roberts got pregnant, my first thought was “let’s see how this went down”…like what position was she cummed in.

As it turns out….there’s footage….and here it is…

Emma Roberts Sexy

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2020

02

Jul

Emma Roberts Miscarriage of the Day

Emma Roberts Miscarriage

Does this mean that Emma Roberts had a miscarriage?

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2020

03

Jun

Emma Roberts Booty Gets Coffee of the Day

Emma Roberts and I have a lot in common. She’s an avid reader who promotes reading to all her fans through some book club thing that I am not a part of….and I am also about reading pictures…of her ass in tight jeans…but I guess you don’t read pictures, you just sort of look at them intensely, but you use your eyes and they are on a screen or printed depending on what technology you are into…so as far as I’m concerned we have a lot in common…..

What I am trying to say is that I find Emma Roberts to be a hot celebrity, one that doesn’t offend me, and I am into her tight jeans because if you’re going to wear jeans they might as well be tight.

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2020

29

May

Emma Roberts Tropical Mask and Leggings of the Day

Emma Roberts Tropical Mask

Emma Roberts is rocking a mask, which by the fucking way is the dumbest thing you idiots are protesting, like who fucking cares if you wear a mask in a fucking store, it gets you off the CCTV, you can even drive with a mask through red light cameras and deny it is you….get it the fuck together….

The government doesn’t want you in masks because they can’t watch you.

Today I saw they are pushing the plastic shield as a mask alternative, why, because they are see through and you can see a motherfucker’s entire face…they are all for that, but masks…no thanks…

So now it’s a lib vs republican stance on freedom, when you should want to be allowed to wear a fucking mask…it’s gangster…even when it is tropics….Looks a lot like MahaloMasks.com …similar to the ones Emma Roberts is in because she knows whats up when it comes to Tropical Mask wearing, she also knows what’s up when it comes to having a terrible dad…So Get your EMMA ROBERTS MASK HERE!!

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2020

26

May

Emma Roberts Fried Chicken Bikini of the Day

Emma Roberts Fried Chicken Bikini

Emma Roberts is out there eating friend chicken, risking all the backlash from the uptight entitled social justice warrior vegans to shit on her, in what is hilariously considered and edgy post in a “you eat meat” being enough to set off a whole generation of fucking idiots….

But then there’s the whole TV show or Youtube channels based on celebs eating Chicken wings, so maybe the whole Hip Hop, Streetwear industry of faggots are down with chicken…who fucking cares…

I find Emma Roberts hot so seeing her in a bathing suit doing anything with her mouth works for me…I am all about the celebrity kids, especially when the celebs are barely celebs and barely their dads…making a perfect storm of weird…until Julia Roberts steps in and pulls through for the family, setting her for life…

Now I know you’d rather see her eat her chicken with her vagina dentata but that’s not happening here, it’s a take what you get situation.

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2020

23

Jan

Emma Roberts Bikini of the Day

Emma Roberts who was some sperm that Eric Roberts left in some random groupie bitch back in his Academy Award winning actor days….sperm that he probably didn’t think would manifest itself into a human because the cunt her dropped it in probably lied and said she was on the pill to bait him into those child support payments…or he just didn’t give a fuck when he did it because his Academy Award years were spent coked the fuck up…and figured if a bitch did get knocked up she’d skip the abortion for the payout and that’s ok because he’d just pay her off…if he even thought that far ahead….assuming he’d always have work….who fucking knows….but this is the product of that and I like it….she’s skinny and that’s what matters in this world of fat…

BE CAREFUL…it may be a trigger warning for you fat girls out there who hate skinny girls and can’t see skinny girls because it triggers your eating disorder so you encourage all skinny girls to censor their photos so you can live your fat life in peace….

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2019

04

Dec

Emma Roberts Nip Slip of the Day

Emma Roberts Nip SLip

I am a big fan of Emma Roberts….whether it is the fact that she is related to Hollywood Royalty, or the fact that her dad was a massive Hollywood fuck up story, from OSCARS to straight to VHS garbage thanks to his addiction…..I assume he was an asshole dad, probably too self involved to pay attention to her, which makes for my favorite kind of girl and I assume that AUNTIE stepped in, got her into the business job, and allowed her to carry the family torch because Julia Roberts prefers keeping her kids hidden…because they are GINGERS…

Anyway…Emma Robert and her potential nipple are great, but again since I am a fan of hers, and have liked her in everything she’s done, my opinion means very little…but the good news is that my opinion always means very little….


Emma Roberts Nip SLip

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2019

14

Nov

Emma Roberts Lingerie Top of the Day

I am a fan of Emma Roberts.

I don’t know why I’ve found her hot all these years but I find her hot…and you can’t take that away from me…

I guess the highlight of Emma Roberts is that she’s been raised without a dad, but other than that, she’s defied all odds stacked against her, you know being Julia Roberts’ niece, and carved a place for herself in the entertainment industry as an actress, you know cuz Julia Roberts wasn’t America’s Sweetheart, wasn’t highly coveted and the name ROBERTS totally wouldn’t help a girl get meetings…especially not when Auntie Julia felt sorry for the girl due to her brother’s neglect…so she made some calls on her behalf…the Auntie thing to do..

Daddy issues are always cool when it comes to chicks….at least when it comes to fucking chicks..

Either way, there’s been a lot of paparazzi coverage of her, she’s been at events, she’s had her tits out, drawing attention to herself this last week or two…. so you know she’s promoting something…because the thing with celebrities is that if they don’t want to be seen or bothered, they can easily disappear off the map and be forgotten…it’s just that none of them want to be forgotten…the whole celebrity aspect to their lives is what gets them paid well.

So this is her working it…and here she is flashing her tits but covering the nips at the same time – sad times.

Emma Roberts Tits Out

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2019

01

Nov

Emma Roberts Roller Skating Tits of the day

Emma Roberts Roller Skating TIts

I like Emma Roberts…

I think there is something hot about her, mainly that she’s skinny, and stylish….

I think she’s got a good overall vibe, especially when she’s out there getting arrested for beating up her boyfriend like she did all those years ago. It’s funny and passionate. Not that I really know what her overall vibe is. I don’t pay attention to anything these people say or do. I just know she’s been in shit I’ve seen and didn’t annoy me.

I like that her dad is some Oscar winning loser who reminds us of the flaw in the system of acting. You know a fucking loser fail without a pot to piss in after winning an Oscar. A straight to DVD just to pay the mortgage on a shitty house that is probably not in his name….a self involved addict piece of shit who likely disappointed this one her entire life. I just find that adds so much to a girl’s overall personality…that makes them fun to fuck.

I like that her aunt is America’s sweetheart Julia Roberts….and I like that she’s roller skating with her little tits out.

You see not all things need to be negative. Not all things need to mock these famous idiots. Sometimes…things are just good and this is one of those times…

Emma Roberts Roller Skating TIts
Emma Roberts Roller Skating TIts

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2019

02

Oct

Emma Roberts – Still Skinny – Still Reading of the Day

While Emma Roberts’ boyfriend who she beat up and who may be her fiance, probably a marketing initiative of the Ryan Murphy Gay Sex TV Empire, because people like shows better when the two characters on the show are fucking in real life. GLEE did it too. Until Lea Michele’s gay lover killed himself from trauma he endured in the forced sex his contract forced him into, all while Gwyneth Paltrow’s gay husband watched….they are weird people at the Ryan Murphy Gay-Dom of TV hits…

She’s out here giving those of into skinny girls who read an erection.

Not that reading is that impressive of a skill, or even that hot, but this is the era of girls taking selfies, watching other folks living their lives on social media , getting their news off MEMES and angry tweeters…reading only happens when reading the captions in their favorite youtuber youtube video about how they went shopping….trying to position themselves as smart…while being uneducated, uninformed idiots who think what they say has meaning or substance because they heard it somewhere…likely a TIKTOK….

Not that reading makes you smart, but I like the concept, or seeing a girl dive into a book, tuning out all that noise and screentime, being present in their head, in their book, it’s relaxing, soothing, somee ASMR but less fucking creepy.

I guess being a product of Eric Roberts unintentional sperm donation has worked out alright for her and the rest of you need to follow her lead and read a damn book you morons..

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