Here’s BORING pic of Emma Watson, but she looks like she’s grabbing her tits, talking about her tits, and tits are a wonderful thing…even when she’s not talking about tits or grabbing her tits…and I just read way too much into this shit…

All this to say, Emma Watson tit creeps me out, because I know you weirdos jerking off to it are people who have been waiting to see her topless since the first started watching her in Harry Potter….when she was 12. Real loyal fans into Wizards and Magic Wands…and waiting for pussy to ripen…like the creepy neighbor who looks at your 10 year old daughter with a glimmer in his eye…not a full on child molesting rapist, just a loyal pervert who has the skills of miss cleo, RIP, to pretend the level of perfecting this bitch will become when she’s legal…because they are lie abiding citizens…it’s just too bad the law isn’t 12 years old like sci-fi/fantasy

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Emma Watson possible nipple is something you’d assume would break the internet, far more important that Brad Pitt fucking Russian Hookers before Angelina filed for divorce….in some Illuminati, disgusting celebrity nonsense people love but shouldn’t give a fuck about…because Emma Watson is possibly showing her fucking nipple in public…like some kind of hippie..or feminist…in this world of no bras..and sheer tops…

This bitch was raised on being a fantasy to sci-fi/fantasy nerds everywhere, they sat around waiting for her to turn 18…as they watched Harry Potter over and over…and now…nipple…this is the holy grail..the kind of shit that makes their lonely lives worth living..even though between you and me…you’re pathetic and you should probably kill yourself…especially if a nipple can save you…that’s just even more pathetic…

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Emma Watson is the Harry Potter girl who I guess is mourning Alan Rickman’s death, you know because he was like a father to her or some shit…or maybe she’s just trying to hide her drunken face from the paparazzi…because she’s so famous and has been forever, that sometimes, she just wants her privacy, like when leaving nightclubs, possibly shit faced, or maybe rocking herpes scabs or puffy eyes from crying, since all these famous girls are fucking crazy girls…all needy and demanding and rich and fucking coddled…with friends who aren’t real friends but staff..in a trust no one, while being really insecure because you always have an audience…the perfect recipe for drug addiction and premature death…where all her fans will cry and share stories about jerking off to her at 14, but not in a creepy Harry Potter weirdo fan way, but rather in a “I was imagining her at 18, I’m not a pedo” way…

Either way, love her new look.

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I couldn’t leave Amy Schumer topless with her fat roles at the top of the site, it goes against everything I believe in, like that girls who get naked in magazines should uphold a certain standard, otherwise wear clothing…because your publicity stunt may work, but it’s desperate and disgusting…you’re just lucky the women in the world are fat and embrace confidence because they all hate themselves and don’t realize you hate yourself also..you just position it differently…

So, why not a wet Emma Watson for Porter magazine, with what looks enough like a nipple for me, even if it is just a polka dot….Harry Potter fans can commit to the nipple, since they’ve been jerking off to her wet since they first saw her, not because they are sex offenders, but because they are nerds and always imagined an 18 year old version of her – so it’s ok…

Here are the pics.

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My favorite thing about Emma Watson is that grown men with no friends…have been masturbating to her…since she was 10…not because she was 10, they weren’t necessarily pedophiles, but the kind of social outcasts who just lock into the fantasy of “one day she’ll be 18″…and spend days doing computer generated pictures of her…at 18…by cropping her head on a naked body..to cum…because of love…

Here she is in Vogue Italy, now over 18, and still exciting to those Harry Potter fans…who are committed to the motherfucking cause and I guess she’s a good thing to be committed to, as jerking off to Harry Potter himself would be creepier..especially if they aren’t gay but just so into Harry Potter they cum when they think of it…

Nerds into Wizards freak me out…

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People love Emma Watson, most of whom have been jerking off to her since she was 12, they are just that committed to Harry Potter, but it’s not weird or anything, they were fantasizing about when she turned 18…they just fell in love and wanted to watch her grow before creating a fake marriage in their mind with her…it’s a lonely place when you’re a grown man into Harry Potter…it comes with mild autism and other social skill issues…so this Emma Watson bra…may

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Emma Watson did Elle Spain…and showed off some leg…which is apparently enough for her very loyal, Harry Potter, fan base to jerk off to her, because anyone who watches Harry Potter, is innately creepy, weird, socially awkward…the kind of wizard who shoots up schools, or locks themselves in basement with elaborate model and dolls that allow them to control their own fantasy world, kind of like Mark Zuckerberg…because #aspergers..

That said…

The people who are into this, who just cant’ get enough of Emma Watson and her celebrity “Royalty”….thanks to the insanely massive franchise…are the same people who saw her at 11 years old and thought “I can’t wait til she turns 18″…while jerking off to her at 11…

Which in and of itself…is pretty twisted…

If you’re not into that…here’s Emma Stone Looking Good the First Time in her Life because her mouth doesn’t look retarded…who may not have anything to do with Emma Wason…but they have the same name and the same nerd, loyal audience…so I just assume they are the same person…and don’t feel like doing a post on Emma Watson alone…as I don’t care enough about any of this.

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I wonder when ill-fitting pants will become erotic because we’ve become so accustomed to naked chicks, and half naked chicks, and leggings, that the obscurity of not knowing what is under those pants, like the Muslim culture, who can cum if the Goat is tight enough…and don’t need all this harlot, sluts everywhere, instagram shit to get off…they just need something to stick their dick in…as it should be…

No I’m not advocating girls not getting naked…I am just saying that it’s all so repetitive, and needs to be next leveled, so the only solution is either get more hardcore…or to go back to being a lady…

And I guess when it comes to Emma Watson, it’s always porn, because dudes have been jerking off to her since she was 12…

She’s a Harry Potter chick, and those fans are fucked up, she doesn’t need to be alive, or even doing anything for it to be porn to these people, she just needs to be Emma Watson…which I assume she is…but can’t be too sure, I’m too busy staring at her ill-fitting pants.

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Emma Watson was in a movie called Regression that I assume all of the Emma Watson fans, who are some of the creepiest of creepy dudes, very into the whole Harry Potter thing, watching her grow up before their eyes, while falling in absolute love with her, despite her being 14…

Well this is apparently her sex scene in the movie where she’s fucking her dad…not her real dad…but I could be wrong, I don’t care about these things..

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