I couldn’t leave Amy Schumer topless with her fat roles at the top of the site, it goes against everything I believe in, like that girls who get naked in magazines should uphold a certain standard, otherwise wear clothing…because your publicity stunt may work, but it’s desperate and disgusting…you’re just lucky the women in the world are fat and embrace confidence because they all hate themselves and don’t realize you hate yourself also..you just position it differently…

So, why not a wet Emma Watson for Porter magazine, with what looks enough like a nipple for me, even if it is just a polka dot….Harry Potter fans can commit to the nipple, since they’ve been jerking off to her wet since they first saw her, not because they are sex offenders, but because they are nerds and always imagined an 18 year old version of her – so it’s ok…

Here are the pics.

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