Rihanna is pretty fucking cheesy. I know there was a time when I thought her futuristic dominatrix look was almost hot, but that was before she turned into a militant comic book lookin’ dyke, cuz that shit just doesn’t work for me.
Sure, a bitch who prances around in lingerie with no real shame to sell records shouldn’t be something I hate, but the truth is that to get from Barbados to the top of the music industry, getting into her lingerie hardly even scratches the surface of what she did to or is willing to do to sell records, so I want more for her.
What it comes down to is that the only eye she needs patched up is the one in her panties because there’s no way that tool to get her famous isn’t tainted, toxic or willing to stop anytime soon, when it probably should, because she is addicted to the fame and clearly wants more and more of it because being a whore is a small price to pay to get off a small island where you were still a whore, just a smalltime one. When now, you’re at the fuckin’ top…if you know what I mean….
Pics via Bauer