Fabio the Romance Novel Model is still around and girls still get excited when they see him, so if you are a long haired, tanned European who likes working out, let this be hope that you don’t need much more than that to make a lasting career as a guy girls want to fuck and that shit will carry you well into your 50s.
Sure, maybe these sluts just went to LA and were hoping to get a picture of themselves with someone, anyone famous to bring back to their family and friends on Facebook, and took what they could get in some act of desperation, but I pretty sure his level of talentless career’s success is enough to get laid multiple times a day by different girls, because girls are fame whores even if the fame is embarrassing like the dude I knew who wore a clown costume and handed out samples of toilet paper at the wholesale store who claims women would go nuts for him because he was the highlight of their menial shopping experience and would constantly invite him back to their mini-vans to fuck or suck him off. He claimed they liked him because he was the star of the store, I like to think it had to do with them hating their lives, and that last act was a nail in the coffin of their happiness, but who really knows. I know I don’t.
Either way, I wonder if Fabio got to Harlequin Novel all over these girls faces and I wonder how their boyfriends are going to like their new found egos now that the paparazzi has snapped off some pics of them and they’ve had their embarrassing 5 minutes of fame. I guess I will never know.
