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2021

18

Feb

Filippa Hamilton in a Magazine of the Day

THIS Magazine has tried to sue me over the years even though in the beginning of the internet, or my internet, as DrunkenStepfahter, these fuckers paid me 1,000 dollars a month for clicks…so did FHM, COMPLEX and even VICE…yes people I was a BIGGER deal than these billion dollar companies for a solid year or so before the raped and pillaged me and left me in the dust on their quest of internet greatness..

So posting their pics always annoys me…but I figure a name a big as FILIPPA HAMILTON…who I have NEVER heard of will break down that barrier…no, not a shoot they do with an actual famous bitch, which they get on the odd occasion…but some 40 year old model who worked for Ralph Lauren back when you were probably 10.

So here’s Filippa Hamilton whover the fuck that is…

I don’t know if a shoot could be more boring, I mean it’s not 1999 people, step it the fuck up…

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2016

20

Jul

Filippa Hamilton Bikini for Grazia of the Day

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Filippa Hamilton is an old french model who has done a lot of work for Ralph Lauren, apparently…he booked her for the first time when she was 16….and that is perverted in America, yet legal in the rest of the world…but still perverted…probably perverted enough for him to keep on booking her so that she keeps silent…

But then she was fired from Ralph Lauren for being fat, so I guess that’s what happens when you go at them at 16, before they really fill out to their full potential of big titty….and amazing…and I guess that’s what happens when you didn’t sexually assault them…you fire them guilt free.

Fashion has expectations out of their women, and it’s that they don’t eat fucking cheese and bread all day…but rather workout and stay fit…but the people are trying to change that – and let in the fats – the much fatter than this one – who is hardly fat – but got fired for being fat – making her have real fat issues – unlike actual fat girls who can’t be fired for being fat because they are actually fat…

So let’s celebrate this fatty, with fat girl problems, by looking at her bikini photoshoot…

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2014

26

Jun

Filippa Hamilton in Bikini of the Day

Filippa Hamilton is a 28 year old french model who has done a lot of work for Ralph Laure apparently…he booked her for the first time when she was 16….and that is perverted in America, yet legal in the rest of the world…

She’s worked with the best photographers…and apparently got Fired from Ralph Lauren for being fat, and I guess that’s what happens when you go at them at 16, before they really fill out to their full potential of big titty….and amazing…

You see fashion has expectations out of their women, and it’s that they don’t eat fucking cheese and bread all day…but rather workout and stay fit…and I see how she’d be considered plus sized to them…which happens to be perfect for me…

Let’s celebrate this fatty, who got fired for being fat, making her a real fatter, even though I feel like Kate Upton would win at a mud wrestle/pie eating/weigh in…but still celebrated…but I guess Kate Upton caters to Bumpkins…while this Euro amazingness is too classy for that…

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