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2020

Sep

Celebrity Kid Titty Flash of the Day

I have no idea who this celebrity kid actually is, but the internet has decided that it’s Kate Beckinsale’s daughter, who unfortunately has been tainted by Charlie Sheen’s DNA, because he is her father and the reason Kate Beckinsale has AIDS….at least that’s the story I heard from a very reputable source….the whole Michael Sheen stepping in as the dad was just a cover-up, a convenient cover-up because they have the same last name…but I could be wrong…I am often wrong…

So, despite being hot in her own right, the entitled rich kid will never be Kate Beckinsale, you know the entitled rich kid in her own right, who got into a movie franchise about vampires and forgot to age…the fact she even has a kid this old is nonsensical…

Now I don’t know if this is her daughter titty flashing, but in the era where everyone has their tits out, there’s a chance it is….I mean girls send spread asshole pics to dudes who swipe right on a hook-up app without any thought, concern, fear of consequence…to have nudes of yourself is standard with owning a smart phone and being on social media…or being under the age of 50 but I’d argue even the 50+ crowd send titty pics to each other…

So celebrity kid or not…this is a tit flash to stare at until the lawyers email me confirming the rumors at which point I will remove the image because I don’t give a fuck about keeping them up for you ungrateful fucks even if it could mean getting an autograph from Kate Beckinsale to jerk off on, you know assuming she’d be financing the whole editing the daughter tits off the internet…

I saw why bother, it’s just tits, I mean if this was a sex tape they weren’t getting paid for, I’d get it…but tits….aren’t they European? I mean this is average beach attire…

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2020

Jul

Public Flasher Tuesday of the Day

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Here’s a compilation of girls flashing in various public places because girls, at least some of them, are exhibitionist fucks who get thrills out of being naughty teases….I think it’s some primal level instinct of wanting to get pregnant….you know to keep the species alive, but I’m not a scientist, I’m just here for the tits.

I realize that some of these aren’t officially in public, some may even be old recycled shit some loser nerd uploaded to his flashing fetish site, but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth taking 2 seconds of your life to appreciate the efforts…

I know flashing on a hiking trail where there’s a 5% chance of being caught is hardly that thrilling, but we get the same effect and you know maybe that’s the gateway to fisting yourself in the Frozen Turkey section of Walmart.

So this is a celebration of girls, in a time of COVID when being in public is rumored to be deadly, putting in some effort to let you know how wild and daring they are….so risking their ACTUAL lives here just to flash a camera to upload to the internet so that they KNOW it happened…or that they know people saw that it happened, it’s about the clout….

I don’t know, or really care about you, but I am all for girls being sluts, being naked, being flashers, being perverted….even when they aren’t that hot, so I figure in a time when being in public is rumored to be dangerous, and getting caught is far less likely because the level of traffic in these public places is a fraction of what it was, it’s a great opportunity for other girls to get a taste of the flashing bug…like it is it’s own kind of virus…the flasher virus…jump on the trend girls out there on the fence of flashing, but needing that extra push of other girls flashing to make you think “I can do that too”.

This kind of flashing isn’t quite as offensive as when dudes flash in public, dick out, usually in inappropriate places that can get them arrested as sex offenders…the only thing criminal about this kind of flashing is that not every girl is doing it….daily…instead they slut out in different instagram ways that are less fun…losers.