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Gillian Jacobs for Nylon of the Day

Gillian Jacobs is some 31 year old on some show called Community, and she’s flashing her bra like some kind of teen on a school trip…even though she’s not a teen…despite what her botox is telling you…or maybe this is her natural state…she doesn’t drink, which may go against everything I stand for and know, and which may remind me of how much I hate non-drinkers because they judge me and my drinking friends like they are better than us because they fear fun while escaping life’s problems…making her a great designated driver probably a better calling than being a bikini model…because she’s still 31 and 31 is historically known for having “problem” spots…

Either way, here’s her spread for complex, where she is unfortunately…not spread.

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Decades of Denim Event I Wasn’t Invited To Brought Out Some Winners of the Day

There was an event that brought out some real huge celebrities….you know the kind of event that if the Taliban knew was goin’ on…they’d fly a fucking plane into the shit…you know cuz the world would not be able to function without these key players…they are combined as useless as the time you bought condoms before your Cancun springbreak trip, thinking you’d totally get laid cuz everyone there does, you know that finally your luck would turn around thanks to drug and booze fueled insanity…but unfortuantely, that wasn’t the fuckin’ case…however it was 10 years ago and you still have that unopened box of condoms cuz you’re not just a loser on Springbreak homeboy…

Cheryl Tiegs See Through of the Day

Ashlee Simpson was there lookin’ awkward

Cassie Scerbo showed off some tit…No, I’ve never heard of Cassie Scerbo either, but she has cleavage and that balances out staring at those pics of Ashlee Simpson…

Eliza Bennett had a bit of a see through…No, I’ve never heard of Eliza Bennett before…but whatever…

The only bitch worth noticing was Rose McGowan, but I’m biased, I always think she’s lookin’ hot…and that alone makes her very very fucking useful….

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