Her name is Gisele. She is rumoured to make 50 million dollars a year for shitty campaigns like this…where she’s not even naked…on the beach. It is hard for me to believe that any brand would pay her over 1,000,000 dollars, but I guess when you’re making 100s of millions in sales a year, what’s throwing a million at some model when you could just hire 10 far hotter newcomers for 10,000 dollars…and make for a better campaign…that doesn’t star a tired, old, boring, not even that hot mom of 2 who took the week out of being a NFL wife to make some spending money.

The whole thing…stupid as fuck…

But I can only blame us for making her this big deal…when really she kinda just looks like a dude to me. Or even Sean Penn in Fast Times and Ridgemont high. Don’t believe me, just google.

Posted in:Gisele

Here’s my issue. She’s a fucking model. She makes millions. Rumored reports say she makes 50 million dollars a year. At that rate. Bitch better know how to fucking pose without make-up and bitch better took fucking food doing it.

I am not impressed by Sonia Rykiel pointing out that top paid models, who may have been born dudes, who have “2 kids” and are in their 30s…look better than you without make-up. I don’t really see how this is a statement at all. “No Filter”. “Not Retouched”….when using a high paid model means nothing…

It’s the actors who get retouched because they are overrated scum that we want to see unretouched…those plastic, phoney talentless hacks who fucked their way to the top…

Not models…models are about this life..and being hot…this is hardly impressive…but then again..either is Gisele

Posted in:Gisele

Gisele is doing some Lingerie Modelling, because I guess when you pretend to have 2-3 babies because you weren’t born with female reproductive parts, your model body carries you will into your 30s….

I’ve never been to Brazil…but I’ve heard all kinds of trap stories involving a whole lot of tranny babes that are hotter than actual babes…and actual babes with vaginas so meaty they might as well be tranny babes…and I’m not hating..

I think everyone no matter how weird their sexuality is, deserves to fuck….as long as I’m not the one doing the fucking…in which case I’m not so into Trannies…they creep me out.

TO SEE PICS OF GISELE AT SOME WORLD CUP BULLSHIT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gisele

Ex-Victoria’s Secret Brazilian model superstar Gisele Bundchen, who you may know as Tom Brady’s beard, is hiding her penis on the cover of LUI Magazine…

I don’t know if she’s publicly got fully naked to hide her penis before, but I am going to assume that when the magazine comes out, and all the pictures are released we may see some mom pussy…

Because when you’re called a tranny faced overrated model that Tom Brady only likes because she looks like Sean Penn’s character in Fast Times at Ridgemount High….sometimes you have to say “I’ve had 4 kids, it wasn’t a prosthetic belly, and this isn’t a dick, it’s just a massive clit”…

Or maybe, she’s just going to do implied nudity, not even showing her implants…

Ultimately, who cares, dick and balls or not, we’d still let her go balls deep, just because she’s Gisele, and it’s not gay if she’s tricked the fashion world into being a lingerie model…

Posted in:Gisele

Gisele posted this picture of some dude kicking her in the cunt, that was captured at the perfect moment, about a week ago..

I only saw it now, because I hardly care about transgendered models and the beard they provide for prop athletes…especially not after they’ve had a couple kids and just sold their house for 400 million dollars or some shit…They have won at life…and I can’t be bothered…

But I can be bothered with Yoga Porn, because like fitness porn. it involves girls in skimpy clothing in poses that are ridiculously pornographic, if you look at it from the right perspective, and that is from a place of wanting to stick your dick in it, rather than one of judging whether her technique is right or not…

Posted in:Gisele

Billionaire model Gisele who can barely speak english, sat down with Bob Sinclair for an H&M cover version of Heart of Glass, proving that anyone can sound good when over produced by an techno producer, and the whole thing is making a mockery of the entire music industry, and that’s amazing, because I know all these popstars, like KATY PERRY AND RIHANNA are talentless undeserving cunts…who probably sing worse than Gisele, but yet are played everywhere…

Now, I know people think Gisele looks like a dude, and that she staged her pregnancy to legitimize her tranny relationship with Tom Brady….but Trannies do being a girl better than girls, and she looks hot in this campaign, with those nice small implants and tight body that could not have two kids even if it claims to…

But I think she’s hot.

Posted in:Gisele

Here are some behind the scenes pictures of Gisele, the athlete “wife”…who has taken a lot of slack, at least from me for being born a dude, even though I have consistently, said, that despite being scared of trannies since they are inhuman to me, I would still fuck her if she was a tranny, because she carries it well, and a little dick and balls she probably has tucked properly, cannot take away from that…

That said, her big ass tranny titty implant is being pushed out of her shirt and that’s why I am posting these, I am a 14 year old boy like that, cleavage still gets me excited, but not really, I haven’t had a hard on in what feels like years…I blame you internet, and you alcohol, and you bad diet…but I wouldn’t change you for the world.

Posted in:Gisele

Gisele may be a man part of an elaborate billion dollar corporate cover-up because using trannies in their campaigns is more cost effective since trannies don’t get their periods and have to take that week off…and trannies have better work ethic because they are trying so hard to be women – that usually they do women better than women…she may also be a man part of an elaborate 100 million plus earning husband who doesn’t want people to know he is into dudes who tuck…but she is something I’d fuck whatever she is…especially in these bikini pics…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER HOSING HERSELF DOWN CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gisele

Here is Gisele meditating in a yoga pose after all that noise about her 4 acre, 40 million dollar home, that she’s lived in for a few weeks being put up for sale…

I haven’t really figured out why people care that when you’re a well paid, pretty much retired model, with a star athlete husband, 40 million dollars in not all that money, but more importantly, you have a lot of time to project manage renovations, and when those renovations are done, it’s good to move onto the next project rather than being bored.

Maybe it’s because people are amazed that someone can live in a 40 million dollar house, but maybe that time is better spent making 40 million dollars to buy your own fucking house, you jealous cunt….because you see Gisele Doesn’t give a fuck, she’s Yoga Posing…

Posted in:Gisele

I have made fun of Gisele over the years for being a Brazilian Tranny…a storyline that makes so much sense on so many levels, I could do a top 10 reasons why Gisele could be a tranny, and I will..

1- She’s from Brazilan, tied with Thailand as the number 1 tranny producing nation.

2- She’s got fired from Victoria’s Secret…they don’t like their models to have dicks

3- She’s married to a pro athlete, who spends a lot of time in the locker room and can fuck anyone he wants…except dudes, that would kill his career, but trannies…that shit is grey area

4- She bounced back from her pregnancy so aggressively and fast, that I feel she adopted kids and it was just a pregnancy suit…they use them in movies all the times she’s have access..

5- fine I don’t have a top 10 reasons why she’s a tranny, but I do know that her dude-like genetics have allowed her to carry into her 30s with a rocking’ fit, lean, good body she’s rocking’ on the paddle board..making me a fan…but in my defence..as long as the tranny has tits, it’s ok to fuck em…I mean even if they don’t it’s ok to fuck em…Macklemore would encourage you, since it’s good for business…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gisele