Gisele’s losing her edge. There was a time she dated top rated American Actors. Where she was on contract with the number 1 company girls want to model for because it means they are worth fucking. Where the public thought she was one of the hottest working models, but I don’t even know what she’s doing now, and I don’t care. I do know she’s not wearing a bra because showing off your nipple gets you noticed when your career is fading as your penis is becoming more and more obvious.
I don’t really like Gisele that much, she looks like a man, and there’s nothing about her that gets me going. I am actually convinced she’s just one of those tranny Brazilian chicks, who isn’t the gay kind of Tranny who takes it up the ass or sucks dick, but the straight kind of tranny who uses his dick to fuck straight girls while they suck his fake tits, and that one day this Gisele bitch will get caught shaving her beard, getting hormore therapy, or even appear on the sex change list or in Tranny porn, because I’ve never seen her pussy, and until I do, she’s all balls to me.
I know some people like her and I figure there’s no better way to celebrate her this Christmas than to post a picture of her riding something that you can use photoshop to turn into you. It’ll make jerking off to her more believable, even though you deal with the cold dark truth that it’s not real everyday, but think of it as a DIY gift from me to you this joyous holiday season…..
The one good thing about models, even if the model in question was born with a penis, or at least looks like she was because she has the hardest fucking face around, it their legs. They generally don’t have tits, don’t have an ass, and may not even have a pussy, but long skinny legs are always fun to look at, especially when your life revolves around a wife who doesn’t have knees anymore, but instead has a set of deep set dimples where her knees were buried in obesity. Sure, you may not want legs you can wear as a scarf because you find shit bony and creepy, but walk a mile in my shoes before judging me, because the last time my wife tried to put her leg on my shoulder it dislocated, and instead of it feeling like I was wearing a scarf and about to go for an amazing lunch, it felt like I was in a work related accident at a chemical factory that smelled like shit, or maybe being smothered by a hundred pound bag of rancid cottage cheese that smelled like shit, or even like getting stuck under a bouncy castle with a preschool of kids jumping on the shit after half of them accidentally shit themselves with excitement, explaining the smell of shit, all with no way out but suicide and that probably traumatized me enough to be drawn to these long and luxurious model legs.
I don’t find Gisele anything special, she only proves to me that models have hard features, are tall and broad like monsters and make me feel uncomfortable when standing next to them because I only go up to their shoulders, not that I spend that much time with models, but because I spend that much time thinking about spending time with models.
They have this glamorous life that you think makes them glamourous too, at least that’s what the media wants us to believe and in 10 years after their careers have pretty much dried up, you will find out that they were once the best performing tranny in Brazil, before the big bad corporate Victoria’s Secret people stole her from her dreams and made her tuck it in and play a girl her entire career, at least that’s what I predict is going to happen, but before it does, here she is in a see through shirt.
This is a video of Gisele on set from some music video for a song that seems like it fucking sucks and reminds me of yesterday morning, when I had my alarm set for noon, so that I could update the site, and fuckin’ Nickelback happened to be the song playing, leading to me wishing that I died in my sleep so that I wouldn’t have had to subject myself to that, and I figure it’s better than dying of a terminal illness a couple years down the road, because let’s face it, that’s pretty much where I am heading…
Anyway, I don’t understand why people feel the need to yell at Gisele about buying Puppy Mill Puppies from the pet store, while she’s working on set of a shitty music video, but they also yelled at her to not wear fur. Do these motherfuckers have absolutely nothing better to do with their time. Don’t they have jobs? Or is their job to search the streets of LA for celebrities to yell their insane messages to, thinking they are doing their part by being heard by people with power, without realizing that someone like Gisele isn’t listening to them because she doesn’t speak English and because nobody listens to crazy preaching people on the street. I know this first hand because today I was out at a local college trying to convince people to stop using Facebook because they are racist, and not one person took my pamphlet. Sure, it was drawn on toilet paper with lipstick I borrowed from an old lady at the bus stop, but I was in a jam, trying to get my message across….
Either way, here are some of the pictures of Gisele on set of the music video, because she’s the best paid tranny out there and today is a good day to give the struggling trannies out there some motherfuckin’ hope.
